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Repent And Get 200k!!!! (jokes) by vikublabla: 9:16am On Dec 01, 2014
A pastor finished sermon and made an altar call but nobody came out.........A Multi Millionaire came out to address the church on behalf of the pastor
Multi-Millionaire:- Clears throat and announced that he has decided to serve God with his substance hencefort and that he is willing to give each and everyone that come out for repentance 200k each.Before he made a roundabout turn, the front church was filled with so many people already on their knees and stretched their two hands up and eyes closed. The Millionaire was impressed, He then turned to hand over the Microphone to the pastor so that he can Pray for them......Where is Pastor nah! Pastor was already spotted in the midst of the people him sef don kneel down to Repent........Abeg who no like Money!!!!

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