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Why Most Home Break~up In Favour Of Those House~girls. by chidekings(m): 9:30pm On Sep 23, 2014
Let me just say. he calls you by midday because
he is missing you.. yet you busied his calls
because you were in a board meeting.
Now he is back from a stresful day and you were
busy pinging, facebooking reading my update,
and you just shouted #WelcomDearie from that long chair you are lying... but your maid met him
at the door, look him in the eyes and said good
evening sir while collectn his bags.
Anyway, he never minds because he loves you
more than you love to facebook and ping. Now
he wants to eat with you but you are watching your weight plus you are pinging and
facebooking with one funny guy like that.. So you
call the maid to serve him and she does that.
He would really love to speak with you about his
new boss at work plus his stress and happenings
during the day and so he beckon you to the dining table, you came, you sat down but just
then "its celebrity gossip", "Family People", "Papa
Ajasco" or any of your favorite program on T.V.
and you be like.. "Honey Please Permit Me To
Watch This Program, its a new episode", while
you rush back infront of the T.V. after dinner he settles down beside you, head on your laps and
requests for a light massage but just as you
started, he cried out in pains because your long
fixed nails dug into his back...
He really wanted to check out the champions
league draws on #Supersport, but you are so engrossed with your program on a different
channel, because he love you and doesn't want
to distrupt you, he kissed your forehead and ask
you to meet him at the bedroom and headed to
bed, but on his way he saw the maid battling with
her assignments, yawning sleepily he asks "why didnt you tell my wife to help you out, she was
pressing her fone for long, i didnt wana disturb
her, he didnt want to blame or quarels you in
front of the the maid, so he sat down and helped
her with her bookwork, heads locked together,
eyeball to eyeball, after which she says "thanks sir" ...and why collecting her pen from him, he
realized how soft her hands where and nails well
trimmed plus he still needed that massage on his
back(Have you forgotten he wasn't satisfied with
yours cuz of your nails??), but though he was
man enough to conquer that temptation (Sighs)... Its 5a.m in the morning, he is up, he needs to
leave early and beat traffic but he needs breakfast
plus lunch in his lunchbox but you slept late
around 12a.m plus the night wrestling you both
did at midnite, So he dnt wanna disturb you as
you are sleeping deep like a baby,, Isn't he a nice husband
Anyway, he goes to the maid's room to wake her
up, he knocks on her door but she didnt answer,
so he had to enter the room to wake her to go
prepare his food and that of the kids. Sweetheart.. You Didnt do anything wrong o.. but
if he starts sleeping with your maid dnt be angry
because i know the next status you will update is
that "All men are dogs"... Anyway dnt be angry if i replied you saying:
"SERIOUSLY?? Which breed is your dad? .
.
Like i said before, i dnt wana talk much today and
i hope i didnt talk much oo?? UNA GOOD NIGHT




respect to Ben Markson

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Re: Why Most Home Break~up In Favour Of Those House~girls. by iceberylin(m): 9:37pm On Sep 23, 2014

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Re: Why Most Home Break~up In Favour Of Those House~girls. by chidekings(m): 10:33pm On Sep 23, 2014
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Re: Why Most Home Break~up In Favour Of Those House~girls. by Nobody: 9:43am On Sep 24, 2014
I still don't blame the wife.
From your post, it seems they were not meant for each other.
The marriage lacks communication and understanding.
But the husband nor dey complain ni?? undecided

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Re: Why Most Home Break~up In Favour Of Those House~girls. by chidekings(m): 9:13pm On Sep 24, 2014
urhoboman: I still don't blame the wife.
From your post, it seems they were not meant for each other.
The marriage lacks communication and understanding.
But the husband nor dey complain ni?? undecided


most times the woman put the whole blame on the man.
Re: Why Most Home Break~up In Favour Of Those House~girls. by Nobody: 9:29pm On Sep 24, 2014
grin okay they are both supposed to work for 8-10hrs a day and she is supposed to get back home, cook, help the kids with the homework, help the maid with hers, listen to what he did all day, keep short nails to give a good massage, wake up and cook for everyone everyday, have crazy monkey sex at night... So will u still be expecting her to have a life span longer than 38? (all in the name of being a good wife) undecided so if this is whats expected of a good wife, when will she even have time to rest her body and do something for herself? I guess being a good wife means not owning your own life in a black man's dictionary

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Re: Why Most Home Break~up In Favour Of Those House~girls. by Kanwulia: 10:06pm On Sep 24, 2014
Re: Why Most Home Break~up In Favour Of Those House~girls. by Nobody: 11:22pm On Sep 24, 2014
urhoboman: I still don't blame the wife.
From your post, it seems they were not meant for each other.
The marriage lacks communication and understanding.
But the husband nor dey complain ni?? undecided

He dey complain









But to the maid.
Re: Why Most Home Break~up In Favour Of Those House~girls. by chidekings(m): 9:50am On Sep 25, 2014
Odilafta:

He dey complain









But to the maid.

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