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15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by mumumugu(m): 12:01am On Sep 28, 2014
why doesn’t he have a PhD? Well, let’s explore this a little further.


1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.

3. It has no references.

4. It wasn’t even published in a refereed journal.

5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.

6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.

10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.

13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.


14. He expelled his first two students for learning.


15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his
tests.
So, there you go. Do you think it’s fair, or should we give God some honorary degr

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Re: 15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by MightySparrow: 4:04am On Sep 28, 2014
He is the examiner, no a student.
He is the knowledge scholars look for.
So many PhDs, DDs, are awarded by His grace on His single publication.



What earthly degree will suffice such a One?
Re: 15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by mumumugu(m): 10:34am On Mar 14, 2015
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Re: 15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by frank317: 11:50am On Mar 14, 2015
Lol
Re: 15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by K9blunt(f): 1:50pm On Mar 14, 2015
looking for theists trouble.... sit down and wait bro grin
* pulls and spreads matt with a diet coke in hand*
waiting grin

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Re: 15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by jayriginal: 8:23pm On Jul 27, 2015
Bump
Re: 15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by mumumugu(m): 2:52pm On Feb 15, 2016
HHH
Re: 15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by Richirich713: 7:56pm On Feb 15, 2016
Phd's are for limited human minds.

God is omniscient and infinitely greater than any human.
Re: 15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by mumumugu(m): 12:36am On Jul 30, 2016
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Re: 15 reasons God doesnt Deserve A Phd ? by mumumugu(m): 3:45am On Sep 19, 2017
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