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To get your fair share of Nigeria Oil Largesse, it seems the only way for a Nigeria Youth is violence, banditry and wanton destruction of lives and properties.

This manual will give you a Harvard MBA Business plan to a very lucrative venture.

VISION: What do you want? A private university. An Oil Bloc. Crude Oil lifting license. Know what you want before you venture. It will be your consolation when innocent blood flow like a river.

NOTE: Talk is cheap. Always parrot how you are fighting injustice in your community or defending your faith. It diverts attention from your real goal.

MISSION: Your mission if you accept it is to cause MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION. COLLATERAL DAMAGE to ordinary Nigerians. They are always the pawns – highly expendable.

USP: Militants blow up pipelines and kidnap oil workers. Boko blow up churches and kidnap women. Develop your Unique Selling Proposition using this simple format. Our USP is to blow up ______ and kidnap ____.

OBJECTIVES | STRATEGIES | PLANS:
1. BECOME PUBLIC ENEMY NO 1: In line with your mission. Bomb. Blow up as many ordinary Nigerians going about their daily hustle. Don’t get squeamish here. Their blood will give you your own oil well with a possible future $500million payout. Ask D.
2. RECRUIT SCUMS OF SOCIETY (FANATICS, ARMED ROBBERS, and KIDNAPPERS): Who else will join you to bomb innocent civilians? Kill. Rape women. And commit all unmentionables but these special forces of evil.
3. GET A CRIMINAL POLITICAL GOD-FATHER: Don’t be partisan – leave it to ordinary Nigerians. His job is to romance the police. Compromise the Army. Hire e-warriors. Claim your atrocities are youth restiveness & marginalization. Shout Genocide anytime Nigeria Army is about to decimate your ranks. Above all, he will source weapons from SA, Chad or Libyan but safest Nigeria Army.
4. EMPLOY A DISGRACED CRIMINAL EX SERVICEMAN: To train your men and give them a semblance of organization.

5. Get a blogger/journalist to write for you, a camera man and graphic artist to prepare your videos for uploading.

Op forgot about collecting amnesty money

yuncka: 5. Get a blogger/journalist to write for you, a camera man and graphic artist to prepare your videos for uploading.

How did I forget that. Thanks