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Guys, Choose One! *updated* by 10kundi: 6:45pm On Sep 29, 2014
Provided these are constant: character, IQ, beauty, eloquence, and miscellaneous and errors due to estimation are pardoned.



Future Wife A

Non-virgin

60% chance of being good in bed - more fun
70% chance of a loose or slack pot
60% chance of having STDs in her pot
50% chance you would not satisfy her in bed - she has had better!
50% chance you would never measure up to her ex(es) bedwisely
50% chance of cheating on you
40% chance of murder (abortion)

Future Wife B

Virgin

10% chance of being good in bed - boring, but would Certainly improve with practice
90% chance of a tight pot
1% chance of having STDs in her pot
20% chance you would not satisfy her in bed - a nOOb
1% chance you would never measure up to her ex(es) bedwisely
20% chance of cheating on you
0% chance of murder (abortion)
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by Nobody: 6:48pm On Sep 29, 2014
Shimple kestion......B is my shoice
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by Ezedon(m): 6:49pm On Sep 29, 2014
OP .you chose first
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by 10kundi: 6:50pm On Sep 29, 2014
Just thinking, imagine Future Wife A with a husband with an equal chance of STDs? What would be the resulting diseases in both partners?

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Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by eph12(m): 6:50pm On Sep 29, 2014
This is a no-brainer.

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Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by 10kundi: 6:52pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ezedon: OP .you chose first


Does JAMB show answer to a question?
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by Nobody: 6:53pm On Sep 29, 2014
A-cus-me please; Why is my choice so important to you?

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Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by chimerase2: 6:53pm On Sep 29, 2014
I choose none angry
I hereby declare ur options null and void undecided
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by dechandel(f): 6:56pm On Sep 29, 2014
Question for the gods undecided
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by Ezedon(m): 6:56pm On Sep 29, 2014
10kundi:

Does JAMB show answer to a question?
sometyms there are options
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by Nobody: 7:03pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ceasar1: A-cus-me please; Why is my choice so important to you?


A-cus-me please; why can't you just answer ? tongue
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by Nobody: 7:08pm On Sep 29, 2014
Elantracey:


A-cus-me please; why can't you just answer ? tongue

Copy - copy. You lack originality. tongue
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by Nobody: 7:09pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ceasar1:

Copy - copy. You lack originality. tongue


Am just like you cheesy
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by Nobody: 7:14pm On Sep 29, 2014
Elantracey:


Am just like you cheesy

..excluding the gender part.
Wait. See, you are stealing my exact words. grin
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by Nobody: 7:19pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ceasar1:

..excluding the gender part.
Wait. See, you are stealing my exact words. grin

copy - copy tongue
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by cutieberie1(f): 7:42pm On Sep 29, 2014
b na virgin nd u re sayin 1% chance of nt satisfyin her lik her exes bedwisely.how?
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by 10kundi: 7:59pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ezedon: sometyms there are options

here there are two!
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by 10kundi: 8:01pm On Sep 29, 2014
cutieberie1: b na virgin nd u re sayin 1% chance of nt satisfyin her lik her exes bedwisely.how?

She might have had a bf.
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by 10kundi: 8:08pm On Sep 29, 2014
Sorry, I forgot to had the firmness of the pot. I have included it.
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by MisterLongman(m): 9:19pm On Sep 29, 2014
Another Waec past kweshion...... @Op which year is this

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Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by tosyne2much(m): 9:34pm On Sep 29, 2014
Waiting for d non virgins to come and bash OP.. OP oya wear ur bash proof Hehehehe grin.
Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by 10kundi: 10:49am On Oct 02, 2014
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Re: Guys, Choose One! *updated* by 10kundi: 10:50am On Oct 02, 2014
tosyne2much: Waiting for d non virgins to come and bash OP.. OP oya wear ur bash proof Hehehehe grin.

anything for the truth.

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