I have always heard that girls toast guys
It happened a lot to a number of my friends
somehow, it never happened to me.
I used to look at the mirror and tell my friends,
"but i fine pass una naw"
one of my ex's used to laugh when i told her about this and say
that the problem i have/had is that i do not understand green light at all

Sometime ago, i went clubbing
I soon noticed a young lady walk into the club.
She was in the company of a much older man
...probably in his 70's

As i went about dancing -it's been a long time since i last shook my body - i noticed that the couple were looking at me and talking about me.
Everyone around me was oyibo, so i assumed that they might just be impressed about my different traditional style of dancing

The lady soon walked up to me and asked that i dance with her
i was happy to, and innocently proceeded to teach her some real afro dance steps

she got talking with me and told me that the old gentleman who had now tired of dancing was her husband.
She asked what i was in the club for
"To have a good time i said", "and you?" I asked
"I came to look for a lover" she politely replied

I froze.
In that moment, i was in unparalleled bliss
For the first time in my life, a woman had toasted me... wow
I calmed myself down and asker her what about oga. she said he wouldn't mind


I politely told her, that i was not interested and kept on dancing
she soon waved me goodbye and walked away with her husband as they went looking for the next 'victim'
i watched her behind. It was extremely flat... although she was of good build

naaaa....
this wan no go fit tempt me

Although they had now left the club,
I still weighed the pros and cons:

-what if as i dey hammer dem hide camera
then later post my video for p.o.r.n site?
-what if dem conspire to kill me?
-it wont be fair to the husband to witness his young wife being trampled on by a young bull etc

As i walked home, i suddenly realised with shock that unlike Joseph,
not once did i think that I'd be wronging God too

.....sheiiiiiii !!

Following you#takes d front seat

*falls off canoe*

Joseph in heaven be like esere do u think such opportunity will come again and i won't take? Lol


Another thing is if you dance with his wife and he wants to make you a prime minister you just burnt your seat(God forbid)