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Lagos Traffic by dnex(m): 12:01pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
Lagos Traffic, I hail you sir CMS to Ikeja, only four hours None can fathom how you perfected this art Not even Fashola and his band of technocrats Military sirens render music to thy ears Honking motor horns only the baseline instrument Flooding perspiration from our brows merely thy interest whet You go out of your way to make of men adapts of burden All of your agents strategically located A dodgy pothole here, the eveready LASTMA there Not forgetting of course your very favourite The faithful twenty Naira roadblock a.k.a stop and search I even hear you've mastered black magic Conjuring the rains coincident to rush hour unfailingly. They say your juju can also take control of a molue engine Always go the cruelest corner to breakdown you lead it Lagos Traffic, you're nothing short of a superstar Everyone recounts the impact you've had on their lives Without due consideration to you, no event can be planned As far as I can tell, you're the master of our time You've even made a profound mark on my social life That quiet chick go customercare that I always liked, She's asked about squatting a while in my flat Most times I just hitch a ride to work with perfect strangers Your efforts at a greener city have not gone unnoticed We now opt out of our SUVs to take part in jumping buses Even your massive roll-out of jobs is worthy of applause Poverty alleviatino for those who choose to beg, hawk or rob Lagos Traffic, you keep me company on these dangerous streets Wherever I turn, you never fail to be there already In vain I tried to bypass you through Epe For behold at Ikorodu Junction you patiently awaited Abeg jare, you're getting too possessive for my liking Always following when I dare go out me the office Checking out which chick I spend lunch hour with For the times I'm out the house, you're just another momsie You play gooseberry on all of my dates Like a chaperone keeping all my excesses curtailed You're the catalyst ensuring I make of time no waste I reach for the lips before you decide it's too late At night I relive the pains of an outing with you. The ache in every joint from hours spent in a curve An irregular tan evident of sitting one-sided to the sun A handful of Made-In-China toys that my nieces don't want I thank you sir, for the lessons I've learnt The virtue of awaking early as four a.m, The discipline to cut down on my daily dose of CNN And the patience of keeping my temper back home at ten But too much familiarity is never a good thing Absence makes the heart fonder, presence's a bitch We do love you, but why not make us miss you a bit Please sir, take a break till the Fourth Mainland Bridge These Okadas now disrespect you with death defying gimmicks Though I see you havent' spared them fatal injuries And this Stubborn Lagos government and their heretic BRT But crossing that yellow line Lagos dirvers can't resist All I ask is just a little time off you schedule so hectic Just a small holiday maybe till New Years' eve You must be tired sir, why not take a trip? You'r cousin in New York I hear is having a feat Lagos Traffic, I'm undoubtedly your biggest fan There's not a thing I do without you on my mind Not an excuse I need that in you I cannot find So not even you can keep me too busy to appreciate that
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Re: Lagos Traffic by Cayon(f): 12:40am On Nov 08, 2008 |
This is a very profound poem - what I call tell it like it is Here in NYCÂ there is no good, fast way to get through the heart of Manhattan. Local streets are really the only way, and those are always slowed to a crawl. I spent some time in India and the traffic is almost the same like your photo. wow!! |
Re: Lagos Traffic by dnex(m): 6:37pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
Cayon, thanks a lot for your compliment. Like you rightly said, I was just trying to tell it as it is. |
Re: Lagos Traffic by Cayon(f): 11:59am On Nov 17, 2008 |
Bro, always be true to yourself Peace |
Re: Lagos Traffic by nex(m): 7:32pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
I'm back again, again. the new ID is actually the old one. Just been out of NL for a while now and back on the politics section. Only written one poem since: FAREWELL LAS GIDI. I'll post it when I'm online via PC. |
Re: Lagos Traffic by mendax: 10:24pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
nice one. kudos |
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