5 years ago, my friends and I were reading a magazine in the classroom. That was after our third-term exams. (SS2). On the process, I saw a picture of 2face idibia, and couple of other Nigerian celebrities whose names I can't recall. There was something common about them.

They were all bald, with nice beards.
I was pleased with their unique style of fashion.
So I told one of my friends "when I get more mature, say 20, I will cut every hair on my head and leave my beards like 2face's. "

When I turned 20, I didn't notice any sign of beards anywhere around my jaw.
Some of my friends/age-mates started flaunting their beards at me nauseatingly.

I kept waiting patiently hoping that before I get to 21, definitely, I would get what I want.
Each time I go for a hair cut, I make the barbers shave my bald jaw, and apply methylated spirit, so as to invite beards. But all to no avail.

Just last week, I asked a friend of mine who was having #200 on him, to give me the money, so I can travel to the nearest ATM sport and withdraw some money. But he jokingly responded " I wan use this money shave my beards this evening"

This is getting out of hands.

I'm getting older now, (22 by November.)
what do I do?

Some chicks in school see me as a small boy. Just because I don't have beards.
But I'm a handsome boy sha.

Somebody pls. Advice me on what to do/how to get beards...

lol . so so hilarious

bearded experts ..over 2 una

We all have different hormones. While some grow hair on body or face as early as 15, others could wait as long as 20. Some are hairly, some are not.

Bottom line: love yourself and be bold for who you are, with or without beards. It is what you present to others they accept you for. If you see yourself as incomplete without the beards; you are, if you stand out inspite of beards or not, they take you like that.

Leave bearbear and be yourself.

don worry every tin wud blossom in Gods' appointed tym

Take Mustard seed... lol your not up to 21 joor. beard is not so special anyway. YOUR TIME WILL COME

englishmart:
I'm getting older now, (22 by November.)
what do I do?
Some chicks in school see me as a small boy. Just because I don't have beards.
But I'm a handsome boy sha.
Somebody pls. Advice me on what to do/how to get beards...

lmfao...but You're a small boy na

farano: lmfao...but You're a small boy na

so a graduate is still a small boy

If only you knew what some of us with beards go through in keeping it clean cut, neat, and bump free, you would appreciate your virgin chin...

And do away with that methylated spirit strategy...when your facial wants to sprout, it will. No amount of methylated spirit will bring it forth before its' time especially if you're not naturally hairy (genetically).

O'boy, cut small from the hair wey dey your head gum for your jaw.

Na dis beard dey make me go salon every weekend after watching premier league, na him u dey hustle for.... Jux a mata of tym, u go get am na

Very funny

Everyone with his/her own worries

Lmao.what won't I see on nairaland


bros shanko aka op use Virgin hair cream on your chin or wherever you want it. It's hair fertilizer for women who want long hair but I don't know whether it works for men too. You can try it out for a start but I am not guaranting you 100% success because it's made for women's hair so I don't know whether it works for men

When other children your age are aiming to graduate magna cum _laude you are busy borrowing money to shave that your silly head

by crackhaus
If only you knew what some of us with beards go
through in keeping it clean cut, neat, and bump
free, you would appreciate your virgin chin...

LMAO @ bolded

Many who hav beards wanna shave it off

those who dont have wanna get it

Go and buy brazilian bear-bear

farano: lmfao...but You're a small boy na

this is not fair.

kennynelcon:
so a graduate is still a small boy

thank God you are one of the few persons that understands.

Sijo01:

O'boy, cut small from the hair wey dey your head gum for your jaw.

for what kwanu?

Mondisweets: When other children your age are aiming to graduate magna cum _laude you are busy borrowing money to shave that your silly head

this is one of the problems we have in this country. You didn't even read the post before posting rubbish.
Gosh! Btw, do you know if the op is a graduate or not?

TribalEAST: Go and buy brazilian bear-bear

that would be too expensive

englishmart: this is one of the problems we have in this country. You didn't even read the post before posting rubbish.
Gosh! Btw, do you know if the op is a graduate or not?

if you were a graduate you would have better things to post and we both know you are not graduating with honors

Mondisweets: if you were a graduate you would have better things to post and we both know you are not graduating with honors

well, I think that's your headache.

So na to get bear bear be the only problem way de worry you as a man? I must confess I dey envy your life seriously. My brother is looking for a way to permanently stop his from growing and you want yours to grow just to tell girls that you are now matured. Smh for you

Wait for ur time joor

Jennydoris: So na to get bear bear be the only problem way de worry you as a man? I must confess I dey envy your life seriously. My brother is looking for a way to permanently stop his from growing and you want yours to grow just to tell girls that you are now matured. Smh for you

one man's food could be another man's trash.

Your brother hates it, but I don't.
Don't you get it?

Pele

englishmart: one man's food could be another man's trash.

Your brother hates it, but I don't.
Don't you get it?

Ok na. Good luck.

Jennydoris:






Ok na. Good luck.

thanks dear.

People dey bald for head. Others for chin. It's your nature, Deal with it. BTW, Pics or

hilarious

Vivly: People dey bald for head. Others for chin. It's your nature, Deal with it. BTW, Pics or

which kind pics. ?