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Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by DEGREE2466(m): 12:36pm On Oct 04, 2014
Reasons Why You Must Own the new iPhone 6 which costs about N4580,000!!!

*U can email ur ancestors, detect the dreaded ebola,
ping ur village deity.

* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will
automatically find its way back into ur pocket.

* If ugly person send U request e no go enter.

* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb
you.

* U can connect the bluetooth to
transformer 2 get light.

* It can be used as bomb detectors.

* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.

* It vibrates if someone is lying,
4real.

* It can tell d real father of a child.

*It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating.

* It can upgrade UrnGPA if U are a
student.

* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
condom mode.

* You can use it as AC

* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by
armed robbers

* It can show you the way to heaven with the GPS.

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Re: Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by chibanj(m): 1:31pm On Oct 04, 2014
It can b used to power ur fridge wen der is no light, just put it inside.

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Re: Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by kessiah: 5:29pm On Oct 04, 2014
It can fly you to any part of the world you want, just put it on flight mode and jump on it

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Re: Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by nwaobitex: 10:40pm On Oct 07, 2014
it can bend.
Re: Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by jayboy17(m): 10:30pm On Oct 08, 2014
it can tel u wen u er goin 2 b successful

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