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Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by DEGREE2466(m): 12:36pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Reasons Why You Must Own the new iPhone 6 which costs about N4580,000!!! *U can email ur ancestors, detect the dreaded ebola, ping ur village deity. * If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. * If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket. * If ugly person send U request e no go enter. * It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you. * U can connect the bluetooth to transformer 2 get light. * It can be used as bomb detectors. * It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant. * It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking. * It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real. * It can tell d real father of a child. *It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating. * It can upgrade UrnGPA if U are a student. * It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in condom mode. * You can use it as AC * You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers * It can show you the way to heaven with the GPS. Add yours |
Re: Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by chibanj(m): 1:31pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
It can b used to power ur fridge wen der is no light, just put it inside. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by kessiah: 5:29pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
It can fly you to any part of the world you want, just put it on flight mode and jump on it 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by nwaobitex: 10:40pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
it can bend. |
Re: Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Own The Iphone 6 by jayboy17(m): 10:30pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
it can tel u wen u er goin 2 b successful |
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