You find these characters in a typical nigerian hostel!

1:The pastor:

Don't think about having a quiet night!he prays(kabashes) all through the night.To him,everyone else is a sinner.he needs the bulb to read the bible at that hour when you(who love to sleep with the lights out)want to sleep.

2:The nerd:

he has no dress sense.always reads,hardly stays in the room.where you find him is at the school library.he has no time for anything else.


The tracker/critic;
He follows your every movement.What you eat,what you wear,where you go...he's always like"You take garri too much","you eat too much",when you take noodles,cereals etc,"you eat women's food".nothing except everything he does is right.

The "borrower";
he borrows everything down to your boxer short. "give me that your salt","borrow me maggi","borrow me milk","give me rice"

The beggar and copycat;
You cook/eat shit he wants to cook and eat shit.he wants to dress like you,buy the foodstuff you buy.he brings his plate each time you're done cooking.you never eat his meal but he always wants to eat yours.he just finishes cooking but the little you want to eat catches his attention more! like a spoilt brat


The "funny" guy;
Makes a joke of everything in the name of being funny.uses your life style to tell jokes for the entertainment of everyone else in the room.he doesn't know where to draw the line!


The dirty one:
Never washes his dishes and never does the laundry,his locker is all rat droPpings,very dirty...everything about him just irritates you dust

The cool guy:
laughs with everyone,doesn't beg from you,he isn't nerdy,churchy...he is respectful and commands respect.even though you may want to take advantage of his "coolness" .he understands everyone.

Phew! It's tough living in the hostel.you need to learn to say No and be firm when necessary. be the "Yes,yes" guy and they will walk all over you.make people respect you.I'm not saying you should change your person,but strive to be the cool guy!
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They plenty oo

Proudly the troublesome one

SirHouloo:
Proudly the troublesome one ;DProudly the troublesome one

The beggar and the copycat them plenty for my hostel especially our girls

^^^
woman wrappers don quickly dash you two likes abi?

Hehe ..very true ..

Some are hybrids of more than one trait

By the way, the most irritating is the hybrid between tracker/critic and pastor





Invites: PietroRico cosmicsensation modusoperandi

One of my roommates is on default


Apart from "cool" ofcourse

ModusOperandi:
One of my roommates is on default

preciousjoz1:
^^^
woman wrappers don quickly dash you two likes abi?

Are you jealous

preciousjoz1:
^^^
woman wrappers don quickly dash you two likes abi?

claireshan:
Are you jealous

y should I? its the special privilege of having a "f" on your monicker.enjoy while it last shantel.

preciousjoz1:
y should I? its the special privilege of having a "f" on your monicker.enjoy while it last shantel.

preciousjoz1:
y should I? its the special privilege of having a "f" on your monicker.enjoy while it last shantel.

The borrower is the most annoying!
The ones that do not know when/where to draw the line!

God knows i cant stand the pastor

Ignore the borrower first nd watch how ur closet becomes empty the next morning

Mickey7:
You find these characters in a typical nigerian hostel!

1:The pastor:

Don't think about having a quiet night!he prays(kabashes) all through the night.To him,everyone else is a sinner.he needs the bulb to read the bible at that hour when you(who love to sleep with the lights out)want to sleep.

2:The nerd:

he has no dress sense.always reads,hardly stays in the room.where you find him is at the school library.he has no time for anything else.


The tracker/critic;
He follows your every movement.What you eat,what you wear,where you go...he's always like"You take garri too much","you eat too much",when you take noodles,cereals etc,"you eat women's food".nothing except everything he does is right.

The "borrower";
he borrows everything down to your boxer short. "give me that your salt","borrow me maggi","borrow me milk","give me rice"

The beggar and copycat;
You cook/eat shit he wants to cook and eat shit.he wants to dress like you,buy the foodstuff you buy.he brings his plate each time you're done cooking.you never eat his meal but he always wants to eat yours.he just finishes cooking but the little you want to eat catches his attention more! like a spoilt brat


The "funny" guy;
Makes a joke of everything in the name of being funny.uses your life style to tell jokes for the entertainment of everyone else in the room.he doesn't know where to draw the line!


The dirty one:
Never washes his dishes and never does the laundry,his locker is all rat droPpings,very dirty...everything about him just irritates you dust

The cool guy:
laughs with everyone,doesn't beg from you,he isn't nerdy,churchy...he is respectful and commands respect.even though you may want to take advantage of his "coolness" .he understands everyone.

Phew! It's tough living in the hostel.you need to learn to say No and be firm when necessary. be the "Yes,yes" guy and they will walk all over you.make people respect you.I'm not saying you should change your person,but strive to be the cool guy!
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tomiobj:
Ignore the borrower first nd watch how ur closet becomes empty the next morning

lolz na by force?

So true

i rep funny nd cool guy. chaii i dislike copycats nd borrow borrow sha bt wetin man go do

The Thief, and you know he's a thief.

Lemme book space.
I'll comment later.

the cool guy

claireshan:
The beggar and the copycat them plenty for my hostel especially our girls

Must you include begger, can't we have something decent than using the word begger.

hatux:
Lol ' that pastor annoys me like 'na you only wun pass abi....

He hehe, them plenty for my hostel, the problem be say they only fight their enemy

The copycats
Want to dress like you
Want to get the same pair of shoes you have
Want to get the same phone you have
Likes your handbag
Likes everything in your wardrobe and would get them all
The story plenty abeg
Sha girls get wahala

Incase!!!

the gossipers lol

Vivly:
Lemme book space.
I'll comment later.

hostel boys are the worst,,if u cook food,its an invitation to all boys,,and your clothes u hang outside,all can be stolen in just one night @ the line in which u hang em..abeg,story plenty

tempem:

Must you include begger, can't we have something decent than using the word begger.

Are you alright? y attacking me was I the one that included that in the list