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Hostel People >:( by Mickey7(m): 3:10pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
You find these characters in a typical nigerian hostel! 1:The pastor: Don't think about having a quiet night!he prays(kabashes) all through the night.To him,everyone else is a sinner.he needs the bulb to read the bible at that hour when you(who love to sleep with the lights out)want to sleep. 2:The nerd: he has no dress sense.always reads,hardly stays in the room.where you find him is at the school library.he has no time for anything else. The tracker/critic; He follows your every movement.What you eat,what you wear,where you go...he's always like"You take garri too much","you eat too much",when you take noodles,cereals etc,"you eat women's food".nothing except everything he does is right. The "borrower"; he borrows everything down to your boxer short. "give me that your salt","borrow me maggi","borrow me milk","give me rice" The beggar and copycat; You cook/eat shit he wants to cook and eat shit.he wants to dress like you,buy the foodstuff you buy.he brings his plate each time you're done cooking.you never eat his meal but he always wants to eat yours.he just finishes cooking but the little you want to eat catches his attention more! like a spoilt brat The "funny" guy; Makes a joke of everything in the name of being funny.uses your life style to tell jokes for the entertainment of everyone else in the room.he doesn't know where to draw the line! The dirty one: Never washes his dishes and never does the laundry,his locker is all rat droPpings,very dirty...everything about him just irritates you dust The cool guy: laughs with everyone,doesn't beg from you,he isn't nerdy,churchy...he is respectful and commands respect.even though you may want to take advantage of his "coolness" .he understands everyone. Phew! It's tough living in the hostel.you need to learn to say No and be firm when necessary. be the "Yes,yes" guy and they will walk all over you.make people respect you.I'm not saying you should change your person,but strive to be the cool guy! Add yours 6 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 3:17pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
They plenty oo |
Re: Hostel People >:( by SirHouloo(m): 3:22pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Proudly the troublesome one 1 Like |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Mickey7(m): 3:29pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
SirHouloo: |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 3:39pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
The beggar and the copycat them plenty for my hostel especially our girls 3 Likes |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 3:48pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
^^^ woman wrappers don quickly dash you two likes abi? 3 Likes |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 3:55pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Hehe ..very true .. Some are hybrids of more than one trait By the way, the most irritating is the hybrid between tracker/critic and pastor Invites: PietroRico cosmicsensation modusoperandi |
Re: Hostel People >:( by ModusOperandi(f): 4:18pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
One of my roommates is on default Apart from "cool" ofcourse 2 Likes |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Mickey7(m): 4:19pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
ModusOperandi: |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 4:21pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
preciousjoz1:Are you jealous |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Mickey7(m): 4:24pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
preciousjoz1: |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 4:29pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
claireshan:y should I? its the special privilege of having a "f" on your monicker.enjoy while it last shantel. |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Mickey7(m): 4:31pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
preciousjoz1: |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 4:33pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
preciousjoz1: |
Re: Hostel People >:( by PietroRico(m): 4:36pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
The borrower is the most annoying! The ones that do not know when/where to draw the line! 1 Like |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 4:37pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
God knows i cant stand the pastor |
Re: Hostel People >:( by tomiobj(m): 4:50pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Ignore the borrower first nd watch how ur closet becomes empty the next morning Mickey7: |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Mickey7(m): 4:58pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
tomiobj:lolz na by force? |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Donkaz(m): 5:10pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
So true |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 5:11pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Re: Hostel People >:( by oyatmicah(m): 5:34pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
i rep funny nd cool guy. chaii i dislike copycats nd borrow borrow sha bt wetin man go do |
Re: Hostel People >:( by joedejana(m): 5:42pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
The Thief, and you know he's a thief. |
Re: Hostel People >:( by hatux: 5:43pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lol ' that pastor annoys me like 'na you only wun pass abi.... |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Vivly(f): 5:43pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lemme book space. I'll comment later. |
Re: Hostel People >:( by lilmax(m): 5:47pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
the cool guy |
Re: Hostel People >:( by tempem: 5:47pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
claireshan:Must you include begger, can't we have something decent than using the word begger. |
Re: Hostel People >:( by tempem: 5:48pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
hatux:He hehe, them plenty for my hostel, the problem be say they only fight their enemy |
Re: Hostel People >:( by dechandel(f): 5:49pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
The copycats Want to dress like you Want to get the same pair of shoes you have Want to get the same phone you have Likes your handbag Likes everything in your wardrobe and would get them all The story plenty abeg Sha girls get wahala |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Neldrizzy(m): 5:50pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Incase!!! |
Re: Hostel People >:( by QSheba: 5:54pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
the gossipers lol |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 5:56pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Vivly:hostel boys are the worst,,if u cook food,its an invitation to all boys,,and your clothes u hang outside,all can be stolen in just one night @ the line in which u hang em..abeg,story plenty |
Re: Hostel People >:( by Nobody: 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
tempem:Are you alright? y attacking me was I the one that included that in the list 2 Likes |
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