Nairaland rap battle section presents Total Slaughter 4 ::::

iamaromolaeran vs Clasiksam

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

-21 lines

- Deadline is 8pm (Nigerian time) on Mon 6th Oct 2014.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no-show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments.

- Voting is open to regular members only.

Best of luck!!!

clasiksam.....you can post your verse now....

I ll" post mine immediately

He's quick to bluff..and rants a lot/
After he sees his loss/
He's blessed with puns I'm cursed with guns/
Shots fired @ this fool until I see his lungs/
His 'riding for a fall' his foot on the gas/
send his babe along when I bone f uck her a ss/
She's 'of age' but 'puberty delayed'/
'First aid' to 'treat' the Bleep up my ignorance made/
'End time' near I got to count my days/
b4 She get me 'left behind' like nicolas cage
/

He's bound to fail/ after he paves the way/
Make progress never its to no avail/
He's mum sipping my semen from a holy grail/

I'll turn his night to day... So when he sleeps he would be day dreaming/
I stay scheming while he's gf @dp I'm steady drilling
Shawarma quick to 'fall flat' like his grandma's b reast/
He's weak in 'combat' he got the light blue belt/
I'll 'crack his ribs'...till he can't take more jokes/
Cream his dick with lotions so he could have broad strokes/
If he presses charges then its on a circuit bored/
He always 'stretch the truth' like he's hyperbole
you're the earth bull, I'm jason I'll killer of the minotaur/
I'll leave you with a bad face for you to apply damatol/
to save your face...your mum from venus giving me head from outer space

S_am

his name is Sam Onome.....
I got him to give me one of his sisters contact on whatsapp...her name is Goretti....ve been doing some wicked ish and ummmmmmm lol *use your imagination *......

.aii shawarma...Satan's first born

Into the thread I bring……..fresh whips and canes/
onome is a brat…..a wimp and prey/ a tit that’s frail/
So i ll’ use the razor……to treat his face/ for 3 good
days/ ‘and leave holes in his nose’…..if he dares
demand.…..’’for some breathing space’’!!!/

Ve’ studied the nigga/ now am coming with triggers/
He was tricked on whatsapp…….now am pumping his
sister/ but if she pings me again…..i ll’ ffucking delete
her/
and have her rraped by ‘soldiers’…….to bleed her
pusssy bad……till she’s a ‘bloody civilian’!!!/

sam’s a hater/ he would be put behind bars…….and
hanged with jailers/ while mikuz paid in cash…..to ban
this fake asss/
or I will bring ‘monster trucks’……and a ‘pre-
movie clip’……so he can be jammed with
‘trailers’!!!/

I construct lines the hypocaust way/ while he bangs
his mom…..like the Oedipus tale/
So I should have him sold……for the current cost rate/
while I withhold the spirit…..and rain sam with bullets……on
Pentecost Day!!!/

He ll’ be badly stabbed……blank in his temple/ and
encamped with a red bull/
while I ll’ starve my cannibals……to have sam
eaten…..by my pack of werewolves/
he’s a cariya papaya/ an Elijah wannabe…..with an
Iscariot satire/
‘so I ll’ tie him to horses’…..and set it
ablaze…..so sam can go to hell!!……on a ‘’chariot of
fire’’!!!/

He’s widely known…..for his lies and blunders/ so I ll’
blind with thunder/
till he thinks am ‘zodiac’……cos I ll’ be blighting
him swift…. With ‘signs’ and wonders/

sam is the bloke….with the irrelevant theme/ I
brought goons and ghouls….to end this damn thing/
and stampede on his balls…..with an elephant’s feet/
of course I ll’ win…if ya’ll judge fairly/ or I dig his
head in the ground…..to have his thoughts buried/
and force a ‘stove’ down his throat…..to ‘heat’
and support…..his chubby ‘pot ‘belly/

he would still have a ffucked up life….if he swapped
the condom/ or remove his dick from the clit…..to
bang the bum bum/
I should have this perv scorged…..and trapped in
dungeons/ with his brains on ‘English soil’
…..while I bring 3 mowers…..to have the ‘lawn
done’/

I ll’ butcher the coward/ snatch his bus money….and
covet his allowance/ while fishes swamp his
facials….when I hold his head down……underwater for an hour/
Then speed the craze/ when i flip the male/and steal his babe/ he’s like "ten mb"…..his lifespan on nl...."won't exceed a day"!!!/

each pamphlet says am witty/ am Yoruba by birth...with the accent of the titi/
and it would be "death by dresses".....when I gag Sam with a "blouse"......in the "outskirts" of the city!!!/

Open for votes:
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...goretti

;Dopener: Iam...breathing space...lol, drugs

rhymes: clasiksam did u jux spell dat oxl to rhyme wit sale? Cos i feel it is olx rada...plus bossom does nt in anyway rhyme wit belt, so Iam wins dis easily

sims/metz: ok clasiksam's Shawarma quick to 'fall flat' like his grandma's
bosom got me rolling on d floor...buh Iam's was cray...he’s like "one mb"…..his lifespan
on nl...."won't exceed a day. Iam wins dis crit

punchline: Iam...i min...he was evrywia, poor landing for clasiksam, slippery runway?

personals: Iam...d goretti tho ...clasiksam payed no attention to dis

flow: Iam, easy n digestable

wordplay: ok, its lyk dis crit is totally new to clasiksam...tak a look at Iam's premovie clip, trailers (truck), lawn done (london)

closer: Iam...classic


on d basis of 0 to all

and without deepthoughts



mvgt Iamwhoteva...

Bodybagging if u ask me...

Clasiksam, welldone tho

Mvgt----»Ghoretti. Wow!! No love smiley??

Mvgt---Iam

Omo this babe come look like Tonto Dikeh ooh.

Easy Win I'd say


Mvgt: Iam


Your on rampage cuz
Keep it flowing

iamaromolaeran:
his name is Sam Onome.....
I got him to give me one of his sisters contact on whatsapp...her name is Goretti....ve been doing some wicked ish and ummmmmmm lol *use your imagination *......

.aii shawarma...Satan's first born

Give me that girl BB pin na?

YoungDaNaval:
;Dopener: Iam...breathing space...lol, drugs

rhymes: clasiksam did u jux spell dat oxl to rhyme wit sale? Cos i feel it is olx rada...plus bossom does nt in anyway rhyme wit belt, so Iam wins dis easily

sims/metz: ok clasiksam's Shawarma quick to 'fall flat' like his grandma's
bosom got me rolling on d floor...buh Iam's was cray...he’s like "one mb"…..his lifespan
on nl...."won't exceed a day. Iam wins dis crit

punchline: Iam...i min...he was evrywia, poor landing for clasiksam, slippery runway?

personals: Iam...d goretti tho ...clasiksam payed no attention to dis

flow: Iam, easy n digestable

wordplay: ok, its lyk dis crit is totally new to clasiksam...tak a look at Iam's premovie clip, trailers (truck), lawn done (london)

closer: Iam...classic


on d basis of 0 to all

and without deepthoughts



mvgt Iamwhoteva...

Bodybagging if u ask me...

Clasiksam, welldone tho

Mvgt ==> Sharwama!

opener-iam



flow-iam



punch-iam




rhyme-clasikam







aoc-iam







vgt-iam

This was any easy win!


MVGT-AROMO

Mvgt- Iam


Bro let's kick 16's to drop tomorrow 8pm

No too Much talk abt dis Battle ....its a complete bodybaggin

MVGT:iamaromolaeran

Iamo wins. But what kind of battle is this No nameplay or whatever. To me both verses are more like freestyle, abi Na the new trend be this? U can't win anybody with these lines on Facebook. Come to RG and see what brawling means

MvGt . .iAM onE siDEd

#delivery

Wrongturn:
Iamo wins. But what kind of battle is this No nameplay or whatever. To me both verses are more like freestyle, abi Na the new trend be this? U can't win anybody with these lines on Facebook. Come to RG and see what brawling means

what's RG all about?