Saw this on facebook. So, decided to share with you guys. A real phone conversation with a scam artist. Enjoy.

Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?

Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with?

Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in UK dat could be calling?

(Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap?)
Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (Meanwhile, I don't know any Johnson in UK.)

(Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait)
Mr. 419: Of course,this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognize my voice initially?

(Certain it's a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that
morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.)
Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad boy). Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send
a note. Omo a se iru e fun e o! (Your children will repay you with such). Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full
of original and heavy curses for you.

Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I would have come.

Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama has leprosy too? You didn't hear about that, abi?

Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn't hear.

Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly) Too bad! Is your wife that foolish too? Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too?

Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue?

(breaking in before he begins his story) Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o: (you offended me). I sent you money to buy me a car and
you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? You want me to curse you too like your father did? I don't have his kind of
patience o! I'm sure you know. I won't wait that long before I give you what you deserve. epe buruku ni ma se fun e! (I'll pronounce wicked curses on u)

Mr. 419: (Grunted) This issue is important...

Ayo: Shut up!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419?

The guy ended the call straight...

Lwkmd

Lolz...A 'Johnson' a day keeps the 419s away.

I will surely use this method when next any 419 guy calls me.

Serves him right......d hunter becomes d hunted

Old joke.

OP u can lie ehn

That's d exact same advert on this new tv station In Lagos that usually advertise free airtime too especially mtn nd Glo

The dad is dead and mum has leprosy

Seen this joke before.

Old but still funny though