1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank wit mat/pillow
for every1 to sleep on(delayng us for 1hr)with huge amount
of money for deposits and your like God why did I queue
behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount start
asking God why do bad things happen to good people.they
start begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend
to me.
2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common
pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once
you borrow them the pen, u find it difficult to identify them,
once someone tells you "can I have your pen" that is the last
time you will see that Pen.
3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the
bank, all they do is to know the last person and you hear
them saying,i am @ your back. if care is not taking 8people
can tell you "I dey ur back",then at the end of the day,they
cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was
here before you)
4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the
first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the
bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the
cashier,he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have
completed there transactions while you still dey dere dey
look like mumu for queue.
5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a
problem with the bank door,then you see dem removing their
belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine
keeps shooting "please go back" my bros next time come to
bank naked, he go allow you in.
6)The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip,to
fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, you
see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another
one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even d
undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.
7) The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no
dey this world since 2 years,they will always be asking for
today's date.
which one be your category?
Add urs and share your experience!!!