yea funny and Heard it before.

damn thats funny. he would have been laid out nice and easy if not for the condom.

Very funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

that was close

heard this one before but still funny

Seun! what if i dont have a car

Seun! what if i dont have a car

NA GOD SAY U

senisho:

Very funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

yes what if it happened in my car?

lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license."Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription.

Ah, narrow escape isn't it.
but o boy u slak oooooo u for do the thing without condom quicky.

I don't like using condom, Just for me to enjoy the fun, U can see how Seun missed the thing,

I don't like using condom, Just for me to enjoy the fun, U can see how Seun missed the thing,

I don't like using condom, Just for me to enjoy the fun, U can see how Seun missed the thing,

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

The guy has already fallen to the enticement,

But the final statement was the saving grace.

I think this is a very good test you passed, Teachs everyone on here something also, I think i am going to pass a test just like this also, i wont forget to alway shave my condoms in my car ok.

this one got me and i was laughing my off. Interestingly many people dont get the joke. Simply put the guy was somewhat lucky but it's only a matter of time.

very very funny!!i've heard it before though

you guys who thinks the lucky lad could have been laid out nicely are all making a terrible mistake. come to think of it, The sister-in-law serves as a bait. Even if he succumbed he aint getting any sex from her. But will only be caught red handed by her family after getting himself naked and ready for the game. So don't try it.

eminex:

you guys who thinks the lucky lad could have been laid out nicely are all making a terrible mistake. come to think of it, The sister-in-law serves as a bait. Even if he succumbed he aint getting any sex from her. But will only be caught red handed by her family after getting himself naked and ready for the game. So don't try it.

Sure you right pal. It is actually a trap which he missed narrowly.

good joke

why he no put condom for him pocket now?

Dis is a great lesson 4 guys dat cant kip dir joysticks in dir trousers. Guys beware

Seun, d lesn at d end of dis story was ur idea or dat was how u got it. Just curious.

Seun, d lesn at d end of dis story was ur idea or dat was how u got it. Just curious.

THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF GUYS WITH A COCONUT SCREWED ON THEIR SHOULDERS RATHER THAN A HEAD WITH ALL THE SILLY REPLIES IN THE THREAD ??.
CAN'T YA ALL C ITS A BAIT TO C HOW SERIOUS AND COMMITTED THE SAID GUY LL BE TO THE GAL HE WANTS TO MARRY?
I GET PISSED WEN SOME RETARDS KEEP SAYING "DO D THING WITOUT CONDOM" AND " PUT CONDOM IN UR POCKETS.
N FOR THE GUYS HE WAS LUCKY N DIDNT FALL INTO THE TRAP BY HAIRS BREATH, IF HE DOESNT CHANGE, GETTING CAUGHT ON UNFAITHFULLNESS IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME.


MY LITTLE KOBO

o boy tank your star oooooooooooo,that i would say would have been the greatest mistake you've ever made in your life,had it been you had the stuff in your pocket.That's a nice one kudosss

nice one

[color=#006600][/color]dat was an expensive jooooooooooookeooooo!

kuye i guess u a re a dirty asshoooooole den,hw can u enjoy sex wth anybody n everybody jess man go see d doctor

I beg 2 differ, always keep em close, as u neva know wen d need would arise