Whizpeter:

Anti-Spam BOT abi?? I taya for that thrash..
You are Welcome
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BTW its mention speaking!!

mention? wetin do ur other moniker

:oThe End! Just like dat, I'm definitely sure dere is more to dis conclusion of urs than u are letting out, and I'm not gonna buy dat! We need an explanation even if its a total lie.... We were enjoying dis story!

Fatalveli:
:oThe End! Just like dat, I'm definitely sure dere is more to dis conclusion of urs than u are letting out, and I'm not gonna buy dat! We need an explanation even if its a total lie.... We were enjoying dis story!

tell him dat pls... If He shuld always end lyk dis... I dunno if following his story wit all my @ would b possible... We were enjoying dis story walaahi

kingphilip:

mention? wetin do ur other moniker

My brother na Anti-Spam BOT ooo

nd dat was d end of d story
Handie abg continue dat oda story biko

Whizpeter:

My brother na Anti-Spam BOT ooo

but them suppose don release u nw

kingphilip:

but them suppose don release u nw

Well M back

Mention:

Well M back

welcome back boss

I've seen all your comments and I've decided to continue 17 Awosika with a new season. updates won't come as regularly as before and it'll totally stop by 10th of November till around the end of that month as I'll have to prepare for my exams. I hope you can bear with me. 17 AWOSIKA returns by 8AM tomorrow. pls bring your popcorn and juice, or your garri and honey to the cinema cause we ain't selling snacks anymore

no p handie
I accept

Omo e don tey... Handie ah dey yhur back... Fire away

U better do or else... U WOULD C MY WRATH

17 AWOSIKA SEASON 2 PILOT: I was sick and tired of waiting for Jide to finish
dressing up. That guy dresses like a babe, takes
him forever to be ready. We were just going out
clubbing tonight, not like it was any big thing
like a chieftaincy title. Jide dragged me out on a
Wednesday night. Who clubs on a Wednesday
night? I asked myself repeatedly.
Well, I continued to honk furiously calling out
Jide for us to be on our way. I dint care if it
disturbed his neighbours, I was way past that
phase. The girls in my car were already
complaining. Why was Jide taking forever to
come out?
Jide came out finally and no one was impressed
about what he wore out but his date was the
astonishing one. She was clad in the tightest
leather gown she could find, her b00bs were
fighting hard against the material of the short
gown. Her nipples were clearly visible. Now I
understand why it took them both forever to
come out.
Jide & Cynthia went into their car and then we
all headed to Club Rumours at GRA. The club
was bubbling at first. I was with 2 beautiful
ladies. Don’t think too far; they were just my
new chics, we weren’t planning any orgy. It’s a
new girl & her friend, they’ve been begging me
to take them out for a while and I have been
posting them, this looked like the perfect
opportunity to take them out on Jide’s bills.
However, I was in the mood earlier in the week
when Jide who just got back into town
convinced me to come out tonight. I had
withdrawn completely ever since Susan travelled
abroad for training.
Susan & I had gotten very serious, so no more
sleeping around . If our relationship was serious
enough, it’s definitely altar bound. Anyway, she’s
been away for a while now, over 3 months. We
do cyber sx all the time but it’s never like the
real thing. Susan has a way of blowing my mind
and I intend to keep myself for her, I can not
believe am the one saying this. It’s just that it’s
not usually ideal to go to a club alone, it sends
off the wrong signal most of time, which is why I
insisted Wande and her friend should come
along.
We danced and enjoyed ourselves, we were in
the VIP section. Jide knows how to party big
time and our table was full of drinks, everyone
kept peeping at our tables, girls kept eyeing us
from their different tables, we maintained our
cool, never signalled them back, I stayed on my
seat for most of the duration we were there
asides for the short 30 minutes that we all
danced, Jide & his date disappeared again.
Jide is such a flirt, am sure he was somewhere
having his dik sucked as I couldn’t find him for
over 25 minutes, the girls were dancing with
each other while I sat and consumed alcohol like
it’s going out of fashion. Luckily for the girls,
they had joined another band wagon of guys they
knew from school or somewhere else. I wasn’t
really bothered.
I burped my head to the songs, my phone
started ringing, I brought it out and it’s was Jide
calling, i picked
“Jide, why are you calling me” I asked
“We’ve left the mainland, we’re heading to
island” Jide replied
“Jide!!!!” I screamed, Jide wont kill himself, i
said to myself.
“Dude, come meet us there abeg, we’ll wait for
you at Auto-lounge” Jide said,
I could sense that he was on speaker because
his voice will be clear for while and then it will
go low and inaudible, I decided to spare him the
rubbish he was saying, he was high. I cut the
phone.
I stood outside the club, I looked at my
wristwatch, it was 1:30am in the morning, I
didn’t know the time was that gone, it was
already morning. I thought about it for a while
whether to bring the girls along or let them be
since they’re already catching their fun with the
friends.
I went back into the club, grabbed a bottle of
water, went out, washed my face and drank the
rest of the water. I strained my eyes to see if
the alcohol level in me had gone down. I was
sure it hasn’t but I convinced myself that it had.
As i was about to get into the car, I looked at
the front tyre at the driver’s side and it looked
like it was a bit deflated. I made a note in my
drunken mind to pump it in the morning.
I got into the car and zoomed off, before
getting on the third mainland bridge, I ran into a
nasty pot-hole. I didn’t stop to check the tyre
not knowing that the pothole had damaged my
tyre. I kept on speeding, and i ran into another
pothole on third mainland, I tried to swerve
around that one but it was late.
I began to hear a sound that seemed like air was
escaping from a pressured container. I reduced
the volume of my radio and listened more. As I
reduced the volume, the noise became more. As
the noise became more, I reduced my speed and
rolled down my glass, the noise was coming
from my tire, the one in front.
I kept screaming and screaming, I lost my
patience but then again I was the only one on
the deserted bridge at a few minutes to 2. I
thought about driving the car like that till i got
off the bridge but I had just passed Unilag, there
was a more road to be covered, if i continued, I
will probably be driving the bare rims.
I stopped to get out to examine the tyre. At the
halt, the air continued to escape from the tyre.
The tyre had deflated almost completely, I
walked front a bit and the whole bridge was
deserted. Cars were zooming off, it was almost
1 car will zoom past every 5 minutes, i had
called Jide endlessly but he wasn’t picking his
phone. I had a spare tyre in my boot but I was
lazy and drunk to try to fix it, but then the
strangest thing happened, i looked far into the
waters and i saw something unbelievable.

suspense activated

Believe me I knw wat u saw and I've seen it before..... No offense but my friends do call me a terrible liar....

Good morning to you Handie. There is a thread on Nairaland where celebrities are being interviewed on SATURDAYS. But this week, we have a different thing in mind. We want to have reader intervied too. And as a celebrity, I want you to nominate one of your favourite reader. This is the link; https://www.nairaland.com/1952165/weekly-interview-thread-subsidiary-dammysammytv/7#27518214
Just open that link and get on with your nomination.
E.g I nominate Handie for the reader's interview.

Sits dwn preparing ma bowl of garri wit cold water
oga handie ah dn shw so ride on boss ntin dy hapen

Wow..

That's all I can say

Mention:
Wow..

That's all I can say

ma bros awfa na whr u go since na hope say no b dose tinx u dy do u go do abi

gud monin everyone..who missed me?

labaski:
gud monin everyone..who missed me?

dy didnt misd u o am d only 1 dt misd u
oya cum nd sit here *pointin @ma laps* winks

17 AWOSIKA SEASON 2 EPISODE 2:
Frank was having this argument for the
umpteenth time with his father, his father dint
approve of his company of friends. Frank would
not have any of his father’s argument especially
tonight. They lived in the poorest of the poorest
places in Lagos.
They lived close to the water, his father came
from the creeks of Bayelsa, after working for the
ministry of Education for over 20 years, he was
fired unduly due to an unresolved case of thefty.
Frank’s father, who was such an honest man
was set up for a fall, been the head driver for
the ministry and refusing to allow members
participate in unlawful and corrupt practises. His
father was sacked for stealing $10,000 which
was brilliantly set up by his deputy. He was
sacked without benefit.
The family survived for about 3 months before
everything came crashing, his father picked up
fishing which he used to do as a boy back in the
creeks before he came to Lagos. The income
wasn’t much but with his father’s goodwill, the
people around the water took them in as family.
Gave them a room to settle into, Frank & his
parent with his junior brother settled into the
one room apartment.
Frank who just left secondary school had to help
his father out a bit to raise money in other to
pay for his junior brother’s school fees and also
to raise money for his own JAMB and higher
institution fees.
Frank had always been an obedient boy and very
cautious but ever since they moved into Ilaje in
Bariga, his behaviour had changed, he doesn’t
respect his father anymore, he talks to his
mother anyhow he feels.
His new found association is all to blame for it,
he has started smoking all sort of things from
weed to skonk and drinking those dirty looking
drinks.
This particular evening, he got home after 1 in
night, his father was furious at him, screaming
at him, inquiring why he’s just coming back
home. Frank tried to be nice and explain that he
went out to do manual labour on a new site in
Bariga, but his father wouldn’t buy any of such
stories.
Frank’s mother who wouldn’t be bothered by
their story just ignored them and slept off.
Frank got angry and replied his father harshly,
his father could read from his countenance that
he was stoned but he kept on lashing on Frank
that night. Frank’s father would always lash out
at him almost every night but tonight’s own was
different. It looked like it was inspired by
something else.
His father reasoned to himself that if he doesn’t
take out time to iron out this issue of bad
company, it might spell doom for the young
Frank, Frank replied his father and in anger, his
father descended on him and beat him. Frank
wouldn’t raise a single finger against his father;
his father could see the rage and the anger
boldly written on Frank’s face. Frank’s mother
got up as soon as the voice turned into beating.
She couldn’t help but stare at Frank’s face; she
knew her son was gone psychologically.
Frank stepped out of the house, while his father
was still screaming at him, walked down to the
water, took his father’s canoe and paddled away,
checking his breast pocket for the warp of weed
he collected earlier on from his friend.
Frank continued to paddle, he made sure he got
far away from the shore, he was almost at the
foot of the bridge, he stopped. He took out the
blunt, brought out his matchbox and started
smoking.
He sat on a plank on the canoe as the water
rocked the canoe left and right gently. He stared
ahead and he couldn’t believe what was
approaching from the other side of the bridge.
The speed boats were enormous and numbered
about 15, in dark colours. The crew of the ship
were fully armed. They look like militants.
Frank tried to remain un-noticed as he lay down,
threw his blunt into the water. He carefully
raised his head to observe whatever was going
on, he raised his head up skilfully in a push-up
posture.

Hehehe frank is in big troble

Onemansquad,handie,mention,labaski,telecops, and hameenat... Hw una dey! Seriously missing u guys

Fatalveli:
Onemansquad,handie,mention,labaski,telecops, and hameenat... Hw una dey! Seriously missing u guys

whr u put ur head since na
wlcm bk bro

Fatalveli:
Onemansquad,handie,mention,labaski,telecops, and hameenat... Hw una dey! Seriously missing u guys

I've been around. Welcome back... It's Tescoleps btw.

Onemansquad:

whr u put ur head since na
wlcm bk bro

*shaking ma bro and grinning hard* but my teeth na pure brown ooo, u can't behold the sight

tescoleps:

I've been around. Welcome back... It's Tescoleps btw.

oh! My bad, but its comprehended anyways

*Lands in thread* O men I get one Supsence, Action, blockbuster -Thiller, wey I wan write oo o*

Wisegeek01:
*Lands in thread* O men I get one Supsence, Action, blockbuster -Thiller, wey I wan write oo o*

bro aw u tak crash enta dix thread na
#notify me if u stat ur story

Onemansquad:

ma bros awfa na whr u go since na hope say no b dose tinx u dy do u go do abi

Lol... Na one of those things sha

Fatalveli:
Onemansquad,handie,mention,labaski,telecops, and hameenat... Hw una dey! Seriously missing u guys

I dey