I puzzle when I read about people who call themselves atheist, tell stories about how there is no God and how religion is but a gimmick to hypnotize the masses into being controlled by a few, now here are the reasons why you can't be an atheist:

*hope: who gave you the right to hope? Hope is supposed to be meant for people who believes in a supernatural turn of events, if you hope, your sub consciousness believes in a superior effect (check le chateliers principle, in this case, you have denied yourself of belief of an external effect).
*burials: you should not attend burial ceremonies, afterall, the dead has gone into oblivion and you should move on immediately, no need to celebrate a dead person.
*last respect: why should you pay respect to someone that has gone into oblivion?
*goodluck: you should not believe in any luck as you believe in a system generated by incidences.
*ghost: if you believe in ghosts, you are wrong
*if you live and/ work in some countries like USA, you are wrong (in God they trust,remember?) You should go to an isolated village or forest and be with mother nature (then again, you shouldn't even believe in nature)
*uncertainty: this is an unknown risk, you should be sure of anything now that you have termed yourself a 'mini' god
*happiness: you should not be entitled to this also, largely because happiness is a state of mind beyond any scientific reasoning and fact, you should exist like an amoeba, devoid of emotion.
*love: what reasons do you have to love? It is not scientific and as you don't believe in metaphysical, you should not love, love is unseeable
*socialize: why should you socialize? This creates a feeling of 'belonging' which is not reasonable as socializing makes you join groups which you somewhat understand and have reassurances about (with time) thereby believing in them, then again, who are you to believe in anyone? You are an atheist remember?

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Another senseless theist has spoken

As e dey hot.

timawoku:
I puzzle when I read about people who call themselves atheist, tell stories about how there is no God and how religion is but a gimmick to hypnotize the masses into being controlled by a few, now here are the reasons why you can't be an atheist:

*hope: who gave you the right to hope? Hope is supposed to be meant for people who believes in a supernatural turn of events, if you hope, your sub consciousness believes in a superior effect (check le chateliers principle, in this case, you have denied yourself of belief of an external effect).
*burials: you should not attend burial ceremonies, afterall, the dead has gone into oblivion and you should move on immediately, no need to celebrate a dead person.
*last respect: why should you pay respect to someone that has gone into oblivion?
*goodluck: you should not believe in any luck as you believe in a system generated by incidences.
*ghost: if you believe in ghosts, you are wrong
*if you live and/ work in some countries like USA, you are wrong (in God they trust,remember?) You should go to an isolated village or forest and be with mother nature (then again, you shouldn't even believe in nature)
*uncertainty: this is an unknown risk, you should be sure of anything now that you have termed yourself a 'mini' god
*happiness: you should not be entitled to this also, largely because happiness is a state of mind beyond any scientific reasoning and fact, you should exist like an amoeba, devoid of emotion.
*love: what reasons do you have to love? It is not scientific and as you don't believe in metaphysical, you should not love, love is unseeable
*socialize: why should you socialize? This creates a feeling of 'belonging' which is not reasonable as socializing makes you join groups which you somewhat understand and have reassurances about (with time) thereby believing in them, then again, who are you to believe in anyone? You are an atheist remember?

kk

pesty100:
Another senseless theist has spoken

Where do they create these guys?
There is indeed a dearth of intelligence in the land.

plaetton:


Where do they create these guys?
There is indeed a dearth of intelligence in the land.

there you go!!! You should not even believe in any 'creation'!!!

plaetton:


Where do they create these guys?
There is indeed a dearth of intelligence in the land.

there you go again!!! You shouldn't even believe we were 'created'.

timawoku:
there you go again!!! You shouldn't even believe we were 'created'.

I am just using you own words, otherwise I would asked from which biological family did guys like you evolve from.

plaetton:

I am just using you own words, otherwise I would asked from which biological family did guys like you evolve from.

yeah I get it!,in a huge manufacturing company there are few malfunctioned products (like your lot)

plaetton:

I am just using you own words, otherwise I would asked from which biological family did guys like you evolve from.

He didn't evolve like you and your descendants that evolved from monkeys

The op is so on point

Ajibam:

He didn't evolve like you and your descendants that evolved from monkeys

these people lavish in God's splendour, and yet deny him of his thanksgivings...

Op na true u talk sa, we cant see love y shld dey believe in dat.

Simply reetarded...

Ranchhoddas:
Simply reetarded...

nope dude! Difference is am living, and you are existing!(If dats ur definition of reetard,fine by me)

manuell1021:
Op na true u talk sa, we cant see love y shld dey believe in dat.

if they believe in love, then they already believe in God (cos God is love;1st john 4, vs eight)

timawoku:
I puzzle when I read about people who call themselves atheist, tell stories about how there is no God and how religion is but a gimmick to hypnotize the masses into being controlled by a few, now here are the reasons why you can't be an atheist:

*hope: who gave you the right to hope? Hope is supposed to be meant for people who believes in a supernatural turn of events, if you hope, your sub consciousness believes in a superior effect (check le chateliers principle, in this case, you have denied yourself of belief of an external effect).
*burials: you should not attend burial ceremonies, afterall, the dead has gone into oblivion and you should move on immediately, no need to celebrate a dead person.
*last respect: why should you pay respect to someone that has gone into oblivion?
*goodluck: you should not believe in any luck as you believe in a system generated by incidences.
*ghost: if you believe in ghosts, you are wrong
*if you live and/ work in some countries like USA, you are wrong (in God they trust,remember?) You should go to an isolated village or forest and be with mother nature (then again, you shouldn't even believe in nature)
*uncertainty: this is an unknown risk, you should be sure of anything now that you have termed yourself a 'mini' god
*happiness: you should not be entitled to this also, largely because happiness is a state of mind beyond any scientific reasoning and fact, you should exist like an amoeba, devoid of emotion.
*love: what reasons do you have to love? It is not scientific and as you don't believe in metaphysical, you should not love, love is unseeable
*socialize: why should you socialize? This creates a feeling of 'belonging' which is not reasonable as socializing makes you join groups which you somewhat understand and have reassurances about (with time) thereby believing in them, then again, who are you to believe in anyone? You are an atheist remember?

I will call your argument; the argument from senselessness

@Op, I shook my head as I read each point. It's worth having understanding of the topic you create.

Ajibam:

He didn't evolve like you and your descendants that evolved from monkeys

he probably evolved from PIGS

timawoku:
nope dude! Difference is am living, and you are existing!(If dats ur definition of reetard,fine by me)

fine.living reetard!

timawoku:
nope dude! Difference is am living, and you are existing!(If dats ur definition of reetard,fine by me)

what is the diff btw living and existing

Ranchhoddas:
fine.living reetard!

well am still living! And you 'existing',

pesty100:
what is the diff btw living and existing

The presence of stone means its existence. Guess that'll help you figure the difference.

BodyKiss:


The presence of stone means its existence. Guess that'll help you figure the difference.

well am forced to agree with you, but God can even raise stones to praise him if you lot don't,hence, stone can live, u guys are worse!!!

BodyKiss:


The presence of stone means its existence. Guess that'll help you figure the difference.

that didn't help

timawoku:
well am forced to agree with you, but God can even raise stones to praise him if you lot don't,hence, stone can live, u guys are worse!!!

You obviously didn't get the message.

BodyKiss:


You obviously didn't get the message.

you obviously did not send a message

BodyKiss:
@Op, I shook my head as I read each point. It's worth having understanding of the topic you create.

so help me to 'understand' a very 'simple' fact!

timawoku:
you obviously did not send a message

You don't understand him yet bro. A stone has no emotion, no hope, no happiness. That captures how atheists should be because they are just existing. I believe that's what he means.