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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:10pm On Jan 23, 2017
AlexCk:



Amicable09, u no dey halla person ni, shooo, nawa o, lol
Holla you
You this Alex! tongue
You want to implicate me abi?
You see my dear peacock is in town and you want to give him the impression that I know you.

I sabi you before? tongue
Do I know what the CK in your name stand for?
Please, first of all, introduce yourself cheesy

I am Amicable.
You are?
Have you gotten that idea that you are supposed to get? tongue Lol

I missed your missing me cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 7:10pm On Jan 23, 2017
brokenplate:




Start by describing your physical attributes

Ayam Female... And.... Every thing your biology teacher taught you was true grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 7:12pm On Jan 23, 2017
brokenplate:

Respect...
Respeto senor
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:19pm On Jan 23, 2017
ProudOlodo:


Ehrrm...you see, I wasn't going to listen to any lies o. But these ones aren't flying around like the annoying buzzing flies...no no. These ones are flying around with enchanting serenade like dem fairies smiley Pardon me ehn, I just must listen cheesy

Lol. Missed you too.
Lol. Ok o. You'll soon find out that I'm very very innocent of all the allegations you are about to hear.

What did you bring back for me?
Where's your bag?
Any roses? Any chocolates? Any hair ruffles? Any perfume? Oh please say yes to perfume! cheesy

Say yes!
Be like Skye Bank grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by brokenplate: 7:19pm On Jan 23, 2017
Jazmiynne:


Ayam Female... And.... Every thing your biology teacher taught you was true grin

Oops I missed lots of biology classes.
No money for school fee then?

Help my honor
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 7:34pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Lol.

My peacock I don't understand you again o!
Are you for or against me?

Remember how we used to be na tongue
You cannot change like this o!
My word over everyone else's grin

Right?
Right.
Lol. Amie, how can you not understand me when you've read me like one of dem Chinua Achebe's books? You know the ears were made two for a reason...there's one that is always twitching to hear Amie's words at all times wink
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 7:45pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Lol @ Trump must hear this grin grin grin

Trump my man! cheesy
Don't mind those impersonators, I caught them before they could say J-A-C-K! tongue

Even in the darkness night, I will recognize your shadow and real self cheesy. I am that gifted in the area of recognizing real pals who have kept me company one time too many grin
Lol. I knew I could always count on your eyes that could see shadows even in the dark night
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:50pm On Jan 23, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Lol. Amie, how can you not understand me when you've read me like one of dem Chinua Achebe's books? You know the ears were made two for a reason...there's one that is always twitching to hear Amie's words at all times wink
Hahahaha. You always know what to say to get me laughing cheesy cheesy cheesy. I know where you've been all day, I hope you are back fully now?

Take a seat on the high table. You've loitered enough cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:57pm On Jan 23, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Lol. I knew I could always count on your eyes that could see shadows even in the dark night
Lol. Wait!

You're cheating on me ProudOlodo!
You are.
Did you not say the same thing to Jaz? About counting on each other.

I cannot count on your ears at all tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 7:59pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Lol. Ok o. You'll soon find out that I'm very very innocent of all the allegations you are about to hear.

What did you bring back for me?
Where's your bag?
Any roses? Any chocolates? Any hair ruffles? Any perfume? Oh please say yes to perfume! cheesy

Say yes!
Be like Skye Bank grin
Be not worried, ye whose guilt shall be counted unto thee as innocence wink

Lol @ Skye bank. The fear of bankly "yes" is the beginning of caution. Yes, there's roses, chocolates, hair ruffles, perfume. But in Mars, roses are lightings, chocolates are gun powders, hair ruffles are non-existent, and perfumes are weapons.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 8:03pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Hahahaha. You always know what to say to get me laughing cheesy cheesy cheesy. I know where you've been all day, I hope you are back fully now?

Take a seat on the high table. You've loitered enough cheesy
Lol. You sure know where I've been wink Let me just manage this backseat for now, that wind might call at any time again, yo know
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 8:07pm On Jan 23, 2017
Oh puhleez! Amicable09 and Proudolodo... Would you guys get a room already? undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:07pm On Jan 23, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Be not worried, ye whose guilt shall be counted unto thee as innocence wink

Lol @ Skye bank. The fear of bankly "yes" is the beginning of caution. Yes, there's roses, chocolates, hair ruffles, perfume. But in Mars, roses are lightings, chocolates are gun powders, hair ruffles are non-existent, and perfumes are weapons.
Hahahaha
You are high!
Why then did you return? Please go back cheesy

*singing in Darey's voice*
You're not the guy I used to know
You're a shadow of yourself
I think I lost you long ago
Like a book that's left the shelf
I hear your footsteps down the hall
And I know someday that twill be you...
Going back to Mars tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 8:08pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Lol. Wait!

You're cheating on me ProudOlodo!
You are.
Did you not say the same thing to Jaz? About counting on each other.

I cannot count on your ears at all tongue
Ayam not cheating na, although I don't know if I can say the same for my ears.

Ears, have you guys been cheating? angry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:10pm On Jan 23, 2017
Jazmiynne:
Oh puhleez! Amicable09 and Proudolodo... Would you guys get a room already? undecided
Hahahaha
Don't jealous us jare tongue


*Singing in Karleone's voice*
Some have food but cannot eat,
Some can eat but have no food,
I have a friend who returned with food
Glory be to God, Amen.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProfClassic: 8:16pm On Jan 23, 2017
Pls I need home teaching or music teacher job. I live in Ajah axis
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:16pm On Jan 23, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Lol. You sure know where I've been wink Let me just manage this backseat for now, that wind might call at any time again, yo know
Lol. Please oga chairman, chair this page for us I beg cheesy

Oh that wind, that harmattan wind of change. I hope it wouldn't be too immediate.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Mannylex(m): 8:20pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Hahahaha
Don't jealous us jare tongue


*Singing in Karleone's voice*
Some have food but cannot eat,
Some can eat but have no food,
I have a friend who returned with food
Glory be to God, Amen.

You are just Missing your nursery school rhymes abi?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 8:24pm On Jan 23, 2017
brokenplate:


Oops I missed lots of biology classes.
No money for school fee then?

Help my honor

Lolz in that case we shall have to enroll you sharperly.

Where would you prefer to start from? Crèche biology? Nursery biology? Primary biology? Secondary biology? cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by AlexCk: 8:27pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Holla you
You this Alex! tongue
You want to implicate me abi?
You see my dear peacock is in town and you want to give him the impression that I know you.

I sabi you before? tongue
Do I know what the CK in your name stand for?
Please, first of all, introduce yourself cheesy

I am Amicable.
You are?
Have you gotten that idea that you are supposed to get? tongue Lol

I missed your missing me cheesy


Lol,
Choi, see am, dey deny say e sabi me,
There izz God oo, grin grin

Na u talk say u go investigate the CK nau, hehehe tongue

Missing u keh,
U haf start oo, ayam just halla'in laaa,
tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:28pm On Jan 23, 2017
ProudOlodo:
Ayam not cheating na, although I don't know if I can say the same for my ears.
Ears, have you guys been cheating? angry
Lol. Any response from your ears yet?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 8:28pm On Jan 23, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Lol. Amie, how can you not understand me when you've read me like one of dem Chinua Achebe's books? You know the ears were made two for a reason...there's one that is always twitching to hear Amie's words at all times wink

I knew a long time ago that you belonged to nobody and everybody... But I sincerely had hoped that the wind of change would bring good tidings and brand you a changed man...

I guess it's obvious that your heart is still being tossed hither and tither by that very wind embarassed

So after having my back, your ears are still twitching to hear Amy's words... undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:29pm On Jan 23, 2017
Mannylex:

You are just Missing your nursery school rhymes abi?
Lol. You know! cheesy
Did you sing that in Nursery school Handy Manny?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:33pm On Jan 23, 2017
AlexCk:


Lol, Choi, see am, dey deny say e sabi me, There izz God oo, grin grin
Na u talk say u go investigate the CK nau, hehehe tongue
Missing u keh, U haf start oo, ayam just halla'in laaa, tongue
Absence makes the heart grow fonder cheesy
Ever heard that saying? That's why I leave you to miss me.
I got the meaning of CK but won't reveal it yet. Just know that I know cheesy
Now that you have hallaed me, what next? *frowns*
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 8:33pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Hahahaha
You are high!
Why then did you return? Please go back cheesy

*singing in Darey's voice*
You're not the guy I used to know
You're a shadow of yourself
I think I lost you long ago
Like a book that's left the shelf
I hear your footsteps down the hall
And I know someday that twill be you...
Going back to Mars tongue

Hahahahahahahahaha...you're going to send me back to Mars with one of my favorite songs? Not fair
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 8:34pm On Jan 23, 2017
Jazmiynne:
Oh puhleez! Amicable09 and Proudolodo... Would you guys get a room already? undecided
The JV chatROOM is just big and cozy enough tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:36pm On Jan 23, 2017
ProudOlodo:


Hahahahahahahahaha...you're going to send me back to Mars with one of my favorite songs? Not fair
Hahahaha.
I love that song like mad. cheesy


Darey and I are not of this plane, believe me. That guy is more than a star.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 8:40pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Lol. Any response from your ears yet?
Can you believe that pair of insolent ears still won't give me an answer...even as I threatened to stop housing them without charging rent angry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 8:44pm On Jan 23, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Can you believe that pair of insolent ears still won't give me an answer...even as I threatened to stop housing them without charging rent angry
Now you wish that your truth is the truth but I don't believe you angry
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 8:44pm On Jan 23, 2017
Jazmiynne:

I knew a long time ago that you belonged to nobody and everybody... But I sincerely had hoped that the wind of change would bring good tidings and brand you a changed man...

I guess it's obvious that your heart is still being tossed hither and tither by that very wind embarassed

So after having my back, your ears are still twitching to hear Amy's words... undecided
Oh Jaz...I've been scolding those ears since it came to my notice that they've been twitching here and there of their own volition. It's like they suddenly developed their own rebellious minds embarassed
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by brokenplate: 8:58pm On Jan 23, 2017
Jazmiynne:


Lolz in that case we shall have to enroll you sharperly.

Where would you prefer to start from? Crèche biology? Nursery biology? Primary biology? Secondary biology? cheesy


I don't mind any dear. As long as you will be my teacher.

Would be awesome if Amy can assist you because of the course load.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by AlexCk: 9:04pm On Jan 23, 2017
amicable09:

Absence makes the heart grow fonder cheesy

Ever heard that saying?
That's why I leave you to miss me.

I got the meaning of CK but won't reveal it yet. Just know that I know cheesy

Now that you have hallaed me, what next? *frowns*

Lol,
Well, the length of the absence no even reach to miss u sef tongue tongue

Im positive u don't know it yet, u just yanking my chain tongue tongue

Ermm, wah next?? *thinking*, wah next?? *pensive*
lol grin grin

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