Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by ddooskie(m): 11:16pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
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Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by majekobaje1: 11:42pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
Razi1: abeg u get matches? you wan burn am? |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by sunsky29(m): 12:30am On Oct 25, 2014 |
wake me if d mods don do dia needful |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by cupidora(f): 11:22pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
Very funny! I know I'll laff when I read it |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by Kesmakveli(m): 5:48pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
ddooskie: Who we are? We are the Space Bookers Association of Nairaland. What do we do? We justle for space on the FrontPage(FP) even though we may not have meaningful contributions to the post. How do we do it? i. We download the Nairaland mobile app to get updates on new FP topics. ii. We troll the forum for potential FP posts. Why do we do this? We love to have our monicker on the FP and probably get 'likes' to register our existence in the forum.
Where do we meet? We meet on every frontpage 'FP' material and sometimes on any post that has the potential of making it to the FP; here, we register our presence with, "in case" "I was here" "I'll come back when this makes FP" or "still sleeping, wake me when this makes FP" and "I smell FP."
Is this your main job? No! Once we get the update, we leave everything else to "bookspace" and later put it up for sale Have you sold any of the spaces you've booked? No data shows that sir but some people do negotiate, they quote you for price of the "land"
Is it possible to sell a space on NL? Wait! Lemme as Ifa. What'z the craze for FP, are you getting paid for making comments on the frontpage? Yes! Lending a voice or just making up the numbers on FP is more than enough
Can you describe your members? Sure! Why not. By their fruits... 1. The "ok" group- no matter how serious the matter is, their comment is always "ok". Some quote the whole post to comment "ok" at the end. 2. The consonants group- they use "q", "k", "jjj" most of these people later modify with meaningful comments, or jokes.
3. Those who make comments before reading. "Lemme book space first" 4. Lazy folks- these ones don't read long posts but usually ask people to summarize for them.
5. The weed smokers- they ask the OP what s/he smokes "OP, na cowdung u smoke? abeg gimme small make I high" or "obviously d OP is on cheap drugs" "U smoke wet weed?"
6. The 'rocks your boat' crew. They'd say, "whatever floats your goat/boat" as the case may be.
7. Issorait guys 8. Pinshures or adonbilivit 9. Ignorant ones- "Please what is an Ini Edo, we don't know anything like that here. I studied in France" "Who is Wizkid, is he the son of WizKhalifa? 10. People asking for SAUCE(source)
11. Smiley space bookers they book space with smileys sometimes irrelevant ones. 12. The searchers- "I'm still searching for the joke." "what is this one saying?" "Wait!, lemme ask Ifa" i. Omawumi's descendants: "if u ask me, na who I go ask?"
13. The unconcerned: "story for the gods" "I'm I meant to comment on this?" "Tell them" "Aah shoki" "Kermit peeps" 14. GEJ till infinity folks. POST: Davido buys a new pair of boxers. COMMENT: "GEJ is working"
15. 3D viewers- they spread mats and put on their 3D cinema glasses. 16. I'm here to read the comments. 17. Landlords- Proud 'land' owners and they warn people to steer clear of their 'property' 18. FTC, STC, TTC and people who missed it by whiskers. They'd be like, "I will soon get there"
I'm not expected to know all nah but the following are gradually going into oblivion:
19. Official derailers i. People who don't have chargers. "abeg who get pin mouth charger? ii. People who want to charge their mobile phones. "shey light dey ur side, my fone don nearly die" iii. People who want to soak garri iv. Traffic officers: "Oga' face front" "Park well jhor"
20. ETT warrios to them, every news strip is a sign of End Time Things. .......................just like kermit... Ok |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by tjfulloption(m): 6:19pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
PINSHUR of the op typing this thread or ADONBILIVEIT |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by DAVE5(m): 7:43pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
demix007: *spreads mat* waiting for diz to make FP
pls has d topic made frontpage yet JingoOAU: In case incase of what exactly Maccoy1: Pls who is SEUN nd what is OP...pls am serious, i Need answers even though have been visiting NL 4 A YEAR NOW call 911 and ask, they know what seun and op mean, i think op means opium (i mite be wrong sha) gbodimowo:
Nicely said and you quoted the whole gabbage op's write up to say "nicely said" 1 Like |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by DAVE5(m): 7:47pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
ddooskie: Who we are? We are the Space Bookers Association of Nairaland. What do we do? We justle for space on the FrontPage(FP) even though we may not have meaningful contributions to the post. How do we do it? i. We download the Nairaland mobile app to get updates on new FP topics. ii. We troll the forum for potential FP posts. Why do we do this? We love to have our monicker on the FP and probably get 'likes' to register our existence in the forum.
Where do we meet? We meet on every frontpage 'FP' material and sometimes on any post that has the potential of making it to the FP; here, we register our presence with, "in case" "I was here" "I'll come back when this makes FP" or "still sleeping, wake me when this makes FP" and "I smell FP."
Is this your main job? No! Once we get the update, we leave everything else to "bookspace" and later put it up for sale Have you sold any of the spaces you've booked? No data shows that sir but some people do negotiate, they quote you for price of the "land"
Is it possible to sell a space on NL? Wait! Lemme as Ifa. What'z the craze for FP, are you getting paid for making comments on the frontpage? Yes! Lending a voice or just making up the numbers on FP is more than enough
Can you describe your members? Sure! Why not. By their fruits... 1. The "ok" group- no matter how serious the matter is, their comment is always "ok". Some quote the whole post to comment "ok" at the end. 2. The consonants group- they use "q", "k", "jjj" most of these people later modify with meaningful comments, or jokes.
3. Those who make comments before reading. "Lemme book space first" 4. Lazy folks- these ones don't read long posts but usually ask people to summarize for them.
5. The weed smokers- they ask the OP what s/he smokes "OP, na cowdung u smoke? abeg gimme small make I high" or "obviously d OP is on cheap drugs" "U smoke wet weed?"
6. The 'rocks your boat' crew. They'd say, "whatever floats your goat/boat" as the case may be.
7. Issorait guys 8. Pinshures or adonbilivit 9. Ignorant ones- "Please what is an Ini Edo, we don't know anything like that here. I studied in France" "Who is Wizkid, is he the son of WizKhalifa? 10. People asking for SAUCE(source)
11. Smiley space bookers they book space with smileys sometimes irrelevant ones. 12. The searchers- "I'm still searching for the joke." "what is this one saying?" "Wait!, lemme ask Ifa" i. Omawumi's descendants: "if u ask me, na who I go ask?"
13. The unconcerned: "story for the gods" "I'm I meant to comment on this?" "Tell them" "Aah shoki" "Kermit peeps" 14. GEJ till infinity folks. POST: Davido buys a new pair of boxers. COMMENT: "GEJ is working"
15. 3D viewers- they spread mats and put on their 3D cinema glasses. 16. I'm here to read the comments. 17. Landlords- Proud 'land' owners and they warn people to steer clear of their 'property' 18. FTC, STC, TTC and people who missed it by whiskers. They'd be like, "I will soon get there"
I'm not expected to know all nah but the following are gradually going into oblivion:
19. Official derailers i. People who don't have chargers. "abeg who get pin mouth charger? ii. People who want to charge their mobile phones. "shey light dey ur side, my fone don nearly die" iii. People who want to soak garri iv. Traffic officers: "Oga' face front" "Park well jhor"
20. ETT warrios to them, every news strip is a sign of End Time Things. .......................just like kermit... pinshures of ur office and official logo or adonbilivit also can u summarize d write up cos i only read the 1st 3 lines 1 Like |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by debque(m): 10:19pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
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Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by egopersonified(f): 11:55am On Oct 29, 2014 |
The op is cray. |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by Proffdada: 2:46pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Pinshures or adonbilivit |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by Benilily(f): 5:04pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
K |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by greatdeal1408: 6:14pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
NIGERIA IS FOR SALE |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by ddooskie(m): 9:37pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
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Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by onyeomaonyeoma(m): 3:03am On Oct 30, 2014 |
wey dem super mods dis topic is begging for front page...... but just IN CASE,...remember ONYEOMAONYEOMA WAS HERE. ... |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by egopersonified(f): 6:29am On Oct 30, 2014 |
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Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by ddooskie(m): 6:55am On Oct 30, 2014 |
egopersonified:
Wasnt meant as an insult. Was just teasing, hope you understand? okay, no P. Sorry for the misunderstanding |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by 77al: 8:13am On Oct 30, 2014 |
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Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by mytime24(f): 4:48pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Kesmakveli:
Ok . U b 1 of their Member, infact na u b d assist mnger 1 Like |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by kskpoundz(m): 7:44pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Na 2nd page i dey sha. Foreseeing fp |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by Kesmakveli(m): 8:27pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
mytime24: . U b 1 of their Member, infact na u b d assist mnger Lwkmd |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by isalegan2: 6:42pm On Nov 17, 2014 |
ddooskie: Who we are? We are the Space Bookers Association of Nairaland. What do we do? We justle for space on the FrontPage(FP) even though we may not have meaningful contributions to the post. How do we do it? i. We download the Nairaland mobile app to get updates on new FP topics. ii. We troll the forum for potential FP posts. Why do we do this? We love to have our monicker on the FP and probably get 'likes' to register our existence in the forum.
Where do we meet? We meet on every frontpage 'FP' material and sometimes on any post that has the potential of making it to the FP; here, we register our presence with, "in case" "I was here" "I'll come back when this makes FP" or "still sleeping, wake me when this makes FP" and "I smell FP."
Is this your main job? No! Once we get the update, we leave everything else to[i] "bookspace"[/i] and later put it up for sale Have you sold any of the spaces you've booked? No data shows that sir but some people do negotiate, they quote you for price of the "land"
Is it possible to sell a space on NL? Wait! Lemme as Ifa. What'z the craze for FP, are you getting paid for making comments on the frontpage? Yes! Lending a voice or just making up the numbers on FP is more than enough
Can you describe your members? ;DSure! Why not. By their fruits... 1. The "ok" group- no matter how serious the matter is, their comment is always "ok". Some quote the whole post to comment "ok" at the end. 2. The consonants group- they use "q", "k", "jjj" most of these people later modify with meaningful comments, or jokes.
3. Those who make comments before reading. "Lemme book space first" 4. Lazy folks- these ones don't read long posts but usually ask people to summarize for them.
5. The weed smokers- they ask the OP what s/he smokes "OP, na cowdung u smoke? abeg gimme small make I high" or "obviously d OP is on cheap drugs" "U smoke wet weed?"
6. The 'rocks your boat' crew. They'd say, "whatever floats your goat/boat" as the case may be.
7. Issorait guys 8. Pinshures or adonbilivit 9. Ignorant ones- "Please what is an Ini Edo, we don't know anything like that here. I studied in France" "Who is Wizkid, is he the son of WizKhalifa?
10. People asking for SAUCE(source)
11. Smiley space bookers they book space with smileys sometimes irrelevant ones. 12. The searchers- "I'm still searching for the joke." "what is this one saying?" "Wait!, lemme ask Ifa" i. Omawumi's descendants: "if u ask me, na who I go ask?"
13. The unconcerned: "story for the gods" "I'm I meant to comment on this?" "Tell them" "Aah shoki" "Kermit peeps" 14. GEJ till infinity folks. POST: Davido buys a new pair of boxers. COMMENT: "GEJ is working"
15. 3D viewers- they[b] spread mats[/b] and put on their 3D cinema glasses. 16. I'm here to read the comments. 17. Landlords- Proud[b] 'land' owners[/b] and they warn people to steer clear of their 'property' 18. FTC, STC, TTC and people who missed it by whiskers. They'd be like, "I will soon get there"
I'm not expected to know all nah but the following are gradually going into oblivion:
19. Official derailers i. People who don't have chargers. "abeg who get pin mouth charger? ii. People who want to charge their mobile phones. "shey light dey ur side, my fone don nearly die" iii. People who want to soak garri iv. Traffic officers: "Oga' face front" "Park well jhor"
20. ETT warrios to them, every news strip is a sign of[b] End Time Things.[/b] .......................just like kermit... From one satirist to another, this is brilliant! Sorry I had to quote it all for posterity. |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by philo3(m): 10:58pm On Nov 17, 2014 |
pinshure or idonbliveit |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by holatin(m): 7:51pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
gj |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by holatin(m): 7:56pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
come join our group #feranmicharles |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by Feranmicharles(m): 8:02pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
holatin: come join our group #feranmicharles loiz.... Ahahahhahaah we space bookers 4 life!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by holatin(m): 10:50pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
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Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by crazo(m): 10:54pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Will this reduce the price of garri in the market Buh OP u dey research gan oo |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by HenCq15: 10:26am On Nov 19, 2014 |
. |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by mistabiola: 10:44am On Nov 19, 2014 |
Maccoy1: Pls who is SEUN nd what is OP...pls am serious, i Need answers even though have been visiting NL 4 A YEAR NOW SEUN is an acronym for Scientific Event Ubiquitous Network while OP stands for Original Poster 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by mistabiola: 10:51am On Nov 19, 2014 |
1 Like |
Re: Space Bookers Association Of Nairaland (S.B.AN): An Exposé by Abiolainfo: 3:51pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
What is this one saying He can't even put pinshure |