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GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Nobody: 7:02pm On Oct 23, 2014
Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point
Rhymes - 2 points
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
Punchlines - 3 points
Personals - 2 points
Flow - 1 point
Wordplays - 2 points
Closer - 1 point


Rules
- 21 lines.
- Deadline is 8pm,Friday 2014.
- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not
later than deadline date.
- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or
recycling.
- No complaining about votes.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments
- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting
accusations without proof.
- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse -
please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you
found wrong.
- If there's anything you need to say in defence of
your verse please save them for after voting's over.
- NO argument with established vets OR voters.
- Battlers should not interject between votes and
voters should just vote and leave it like that.
- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed
to vote.
goodluck
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judges will be tagged....if your not tagged ..just view and leave....thanks ...

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Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Geoxpress(m): 7:29pm On Oct 23, 2014
Seen. .Dark, deadline is Friday(tomorrow) 8pm. Modify it.
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Nobody: 7:33pm On Oct 23, 2014
Geoxpress:
Seen. .Dark, deadline is Friday(tomorrow) 8pm. Modify it.

okay ....
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Geoxpress(m): 9:19pm On Oct 24, 2014
Rolling hands(a character in mission impossible) y'all dig the rest.

Diss @ Dark.

Here the faggott is fed/
With bullets. .same reason, I come with hard rocking mets/
This is a battle he'd never forget. .!
Cus I'm bhind him, aiming a gun @ his skull nd he'd receive it @ the back of his head!/^^
His end time has come/
They all bagged the brother at once/
Proved he aint tha boss/
Stripped him off his rights. .even his birth rights are gone!/
He came with a lyrical attire/
Claiming d0pe, almighty and higher. .!/
But soon as he battle Ely, Ely cast away the dark. .call him the prophet Isaiah!/
My bars are bigger in here/
Realer. .big mets!/
He won't win, cus we can't see in the Dark. .but its nature; the winner is clear!/^^
Every of my words, is ffucking cool/
Dreaming to beat me. .? Pls stop it fool!/
Cus mputate ur legs, bt u hope 2 cut and be 'rolling hands'. .? That's mission Impossible!/
The crowd loves me fr my tactics bro/
Tho I've been away, Geo has an active force. .!/
Cus I'm the crowd 'EM GEE'
But even ur fans deny u. .cus once u say Dark is 'EM GEE' they say OH! That's Magnesium!/^^
Look! I'm stronger infact/
The ffucker with gats!/
this brother is drab. ./
But I'd kill the animal. .with a shot gun!
Geo the Hunter is back!/^^
This is a fuckyouhard business!/
I'm the boss whose gat the ease men!/
But the I'd break ur head, and have it in million 'pieces'. .that's a computer system!/^^

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Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Nobody: 9:21pm On Oct 24, 2014
Am a Shinobi warrior....that ll' rough handle the kid.....for am coming with bars/ to trouble his asss/ so he topples on land/
And for better or worse....this "Marriage" of fists....will pummel his chin....with "Couple" of Jabs!!!/

I got tougher  goons.....to bash this tout/ if he hails from the west.....I ll blast the bastard south/
Till he quits hip-hop....and tries 'Comedy'...or i ll" leave holes in his tongue...give him a "Basket Mouth"!!!/

Geo will be ripped....one at a time/ for his corny designs/ and if he's forming the lies/
that he's Greek god Apollo".... I ll" plague this imp....with a "boil in his eye"!!!/

And press his teeth to the plate....filled with rat poison/ then tie this bbitch to a stake.....make an elephant trump him/
Cos Geo's my meal...but like Jesus Christ....i ll multiply his flesh....to feed the five thousand!!!/

And my grammar is the mandate/ or this farmer with the matchete/ will break in your apartment/
treat your grand ma with some bandits/
And take your mama to the Everest/.....so when she exalts my CCock.. its Hossana in the Highest!!!/

I ll make Geo lose his footing....when running the last lap/ make him gasp and "Pant''....like undies on my track/
Last prayer said....fore' I gun the rretard lad/
And spread his brains on bread...then soil my hands in Bama……
...so my punches are Jampacked!!!/

If geo comes still...I ll throw this cheese cake in lava/ his attacks are weak....so if this limp plays UEFA/
I would break defence easy....cos only frails got his back.....like Pique and Bartra/

Geo's clan ain't baboons....but Monkey? Yes/ his daddy hustling hard...still no food on desk/
Works from morn to night...but still they victims....of hungriness/
So Your Folks ain't Apes....but beautiful Horses.....that's enduring Poverty......for Donkey Years!!!/

I ll cripple his speech.....for yarning his dust/ rip his limbs...hang on the Eiffel...and dangle his corpse/
Fore' i stab his head,chest and shoulders....like Catholic Priests....making the Sign of the Cross!!/

Geo's a gay...like joseph from potiphar's wife....this boy lives to run from ccunts/ so i brought circuits....to give this brawl a turning point/
When I shock his bones....with live wires plugged.....to his ball and socket joint/


So watch and awe....as my knives will rise quick/ with Arthur leading....all Knights to strike him/
And since am Kind....I ll tamper justice with mercy.....and end his life politely!!!/
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Nobody: 9:25pm On Oct 24, 2014
Votes needed here please

Ibime
Coogar
Mikuz
Emaprince
Fuckyouhard
Teddybiyasi
007Bruce
thunderstorm
Deepthoughts
Jigsawkillah
Testerfuze
Illness
sosiqdude
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Ibime(m): 9:38pm On Oct 24, 2014
Niggas shy away from voting in Rebel battles cos arguments develop. . . .

Anyway, Rebel got this. . . the Apollo pun the winner. . . .
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Geoxpress(m): 9:43pm On Oct 24, 2014
Ibime:
Niggas shy away from voting in Rebel battles cos arguments develop. . . .

Anyway, Rebel got this. . . the Apollo pun the winner. . . .
Lol. Where u bin go since?
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by JigsawKillah(m): 9:50pm On Oct 24, 2014
Mvgt: Aromo
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Tiyazman(m): 9:59pm On Oct 24, 2014
*Reading*
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Tiyazman(m): 10:06pm On Oct 24, 2014
Wack battle, especially from the second verse. -i'm out!
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by obainojazz(m): 10:09pm On Oct 24, 2014
nice one

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Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by obainojazz(m): 10:10pm On Oct 24, 2014
not allowed to vote...but I gats vote...rebel wins dis to me.
God bless

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Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Clasiksam(m): 10:14pm On Oct 24, 2014
Just passing by.but this is a clear whooping

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Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Geoxpress(m): 10:14pm On Oct 24, 2014
Tiyazman:
Wack battle, especially from the second verse. -i'm out!
K boss...

It'd be nice if Judges are active like this. Shiit makes battling interesting! smiley
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Nobody: 10:15pm On Oct 24, 2014
geoxpress abeg ignore that dude to avoid spamming....
he was not tagged ...so don't worry ..his comments are just there for interior decoration...
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Geoxpress(m): 10:21pm On Oct 24, 2014
Darkrebel:
geoxpress abeg ignore that dude to avoid spamming....
he was not tagged ...so don't worry ..his comments are just there for interior decoration...
Lmao! No need for explanations......that's his view. I'm not bothered.
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Nobody: 10:23pm On Oct 24, 2014
Geoxpress:

Lmao! No need for explanations......that's his view. I'm not bothered.

stop mentioning him or replying....to avoid derailing or spamming.... his comments are not needed here.....that's the reason he wasn't tagged.....

thanks ...
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by johnjon: 12:12am On Oct 25, 2014
Boring battle.
Too much wack mcs on Nl lately.

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Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by JigsawKillah(m): 12:28am On Oct 25, 2014
johnjon:
Boring battle.
Too much wack mcs on Nl lately.

Yea
But At least them get life...you nor get
OlodorabatA
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by johnjon: 12:44am On Oct 25, 2014
JigsawKillah:


Yea
But At least them get life...you nor get
OlodorabatA

Your own case is worse. Ain't u the fagg that was killed by limerick undecided
Mumu

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Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by JigsawKillah(m): 12:50am On Oct 25, 2014
johnjon:


Your own case is worse. Ain't u the fagg that was killed by limerick undecided
Mumu

Wretch!
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by johnjon: 1:02am On Oct 25, 2014
JigsawKillah:


Wretch!

Your father.
You this scruffy looking piece of shiit.
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by captainflash(m): 8:50am On Oct 25, 2014
Tiyazman:
Wack battle, especially from the second verse. -i'm out!
flash was here! and he passed by. .!!!
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:07am On Oct 25, 2014
Smh
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Geoxpress(m): 9:44am On Oct 25, 2014
captainflash:
flash was here! and he passed by. .!!!
If others dy talk wack battle, u sef dy follow? Lmao! U no get small shame sef.
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by captainflash(m): 2:35pm On Oct 25, 2014
Geoxpress:

If others dy talk wack battle, u sef dy follow? Lmao! U no get small shame sef.
lemme just pretend i didnt see this!
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Nobody: 9:10pm On Oct 25, 2014
voting closed ...DARK REBEL wins......

geoxpress I expected more from you....weak brawl I must say.... anyway.... its cool
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Nobody: 9:12pm On Oct 25, 2014
johnjon:
Boring battle.
Too much wack mcs on Nl lately.

I call you out...to be dropped tomorrow.....
reply asap....I feel like ripping you in shreds
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:06am On Oct 26, 2014
Lmao @ geoxpress i expected more from you.....
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by gottoboy(m): 7:55pm On Oct 26, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
Lmao @ geoxpress i expected more from you.....
Walahi! Geoexpress if Кιηg tourney holds, ℓ̊ ᵍᵒ battle you, to warm ♈όϋ up
Re: GEOXPRESS VS DARK REBEL by Geoxpress(m): 9:08pm On Oct 26, 2014
gottoboy:

Walahi! Geoexpress if Кιηg tourney holds, ℓ̊ ᵍᵒ battle you, to warm ♈όϋ up
Lmao! You wan kill me be that

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