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Welcome To Nigeria Where Everybody Looks Forward To Hearing The First Lady Speak by ALAYORMII: 7:28pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
>> WELcome to Nigeria where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak. >> Lagos state Government lock 7 churches for noise pollution. >> Nigeria’s President has the highest vehicle convoy in the world. >> 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth. >> Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe state. >> Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males. >> The cost of living in Abuja is more expensive than the cost of living in London. >> Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world. >> Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap. >> Beware of Edo girls.Maiduguri girls have the longest hair. >>Fulani girls have the longest tongue. >> Ibo girls are stingy and greedy. >> There’s a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria. >> Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria. >> Osun state has the highest number of yahoo boys in the country. >> 4 out of every 5 Edo girls has connection in Italy. >> Calabar girls don’t want your money, all they need is your energy. >> China’s best market is 'Nigeria'. >> An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away. >> Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world. >> The yoruba tribe are the English men, the Igbos are the Jews of Africa while, Hausas are the Arabs. >> The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is “How far............................. Feel free to add yours 1 Like |
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Where Everybody Looks Forward To Hearing The First Lady Speak by Nobody: 7:46pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
ALAYORMII:Hey i dont quite agree wit u on dis pls. ... Females frm imo state nig hv more hairs on their chest dan the men.. Likewise d fulani gals hving d longest tongues |
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Where Everybody Looks Forward To Hearing The First Lady Speak by Princecalm(m): 7:51pm On Oct 23, 2014 |
Ibos does it best when it comes to business Hausa does best when it comes to cattle rearing |
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Where Everybody Looks Forward To Hearing The First Lady Speak by Princesschi(f): 12:10am On Oct 24, 2014 |
>Where every northerner is a Boko haram suspect. >where the fear of ebola is higher than the fear of God. >where d most beautiful girl is given a car and the most brilliant is given a laptop. >where Nairaland is an addiction *gwagwalada is actually a stone throw to hellfire* God bless Naija 1 Like |
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