>> WELcome to Nigeria where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak.
>> Lagos state Government lock 7 churches for noise pollution.
>> Nigeria’s President has the highest vehicle convoy in the world.
>> 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth.
>> Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe state.
>> Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males.
>> The cost of living in Abuja is more expensive than the cost of living in London.
>> Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.
>> Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.
>> Beware of Edo girls.Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
>>Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
>> Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.
>> There’s a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.
>> Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria.
>> Osun state has the highest number of yahoo boys in the country.
>> 4 out of every 5 Edo girls has connection in Italy.
>> Calabar girls don’t want your money, all they need is your energy.
>> China’s best market is 'Nigeria'.
>> An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away.
>> Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world.
>> The yoruba tribe are the English men, the Igbos are the Jews of Africa while, Hausas are the Arabs.
>> The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is “How far............................. Feel free to add yours

ALAYORMII:
>> WELcome to Nigeria where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak.
>> Lagos state Government lock 7 churches for noise pollution.
>> Nigeria’s President has the highest vehicle convoy in the world.
>> 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth.
>> Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe state.
>> Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males.
>> The cost of living in Abuja is more expensive than the cost of living in London.
>> Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.
>> Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.
>> Beware of Edo girls.Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
>>Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
>> Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.
>> There’s a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.
>> Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria.
>> Osun state has the highest number of yahoo boys in the country.
>> 4 out of every 5 Edo girls has connection in Italy.
>> Calabar girls don’t want your money, all they need is your energy.
>> China’s best market is 'Nigeria'.
>> An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away.
>> Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world.
>> The yoruba tribe are the English men, the Igbos are the Jews of Africa while, Hausas are the Arabs.
>> The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is “How far............................. Feel free to add yours

Hey i dont quite agree wit u on dis pls. ... Females frm imo state nig hv more hairs on their chest dan the men.. Likewise d fulani gals hving d longest tongues

Ibos does it best when it comes to business
Hausa does best when it comes to cattle rearing

>Where every northerner is a Boko haram suspect.


>where the fear of ebola is higher than the fear of God.


>where d most beautiful girl is given a car and the most brilliant is given a laptop.

>where Nairaland is an addiction



*gwagwalada is actually a stone throw to hellfire*


God bless Naija