(1) UNILAG Girls – Just Take them 2 a Sharwarma Restaurant and Get them drink, Sometimes Water sef, and Promise them Movida 4 Nite. Finish dere pants r down…. SMH

2)BABCOCK Girls – They got Little Class, Just take em to Club, and a bottle of Moet or Nuvo.. Finish! U own their Body(I must warn,they wudnt get down wiv u if u are from the same school).

3)COVENANT Girls – SMH Any BB excluding Curve 1 gives u a Pass to there…buh when u are fucking them,do mot have a winners sticker in the room let alone papa’s picture….iyaff finish be that!

4) OSU Girls – YEPPA! Just show them Lappy and Connection, As a Yahoo Boy. Walai Dem Go Nack Apako comot Ur Body….even if u never hammer…..they would Bleep you till u do

5) LEAD CITY Girls – “Tualey” I no go Lie My Guy U Must get Bad Machine O. Those Lead city Girls Sabi Oshofree Guy When dey see am O… But the P na Bad Machine wey u dey ride, then P Go Sure…..thry’d Bleep even the mallams in sabo,boutique owners in dugbe,merchants in aleshinlooye and gbagi sef….all for the cash!

6) Bells and Caleb Girls – LOL Just a Bump Shot and Tank Top, kan Promise them Rehab and Chinese Restaurant.before the date U Promise d Parol, U just Dey nack Apako dey Go. If d Date reach, Postpone am Again take renew D contract…. LOL.

7)UNAAB gals….one ride would do,if u club and yet your GP is above 2.5,you can even date friends sef…..buh be warned,they love to read even when having sex or on a date and one more thing……do not mess with them,they all have licences to carry a cutlass

LASU gals……if you have one or more okada,keke marwa or danfoo chei…..they’d camp at ur house provided u have a DVD player and you have season films,they’d cook and clean the house too buh if u Bleep them up,they know all the touts in mushin….na die!

9)UNAD gals would Bleep u so u cud say yes and date them due to the ratio of gals to guys,if you now have a car,you’d probably do sex audition self…….yet dem dey go church?!!!

10)IFE gals……most of them are old having spent over 6years in school and rilly don’t give a Bleep about sex…..they do it anyhow and if their vag is dry,they just add reLaxer or polish to continue…..all the dignity they have left is that they are in OAU,ife….damn!

Na only those universities u sabi? Kukuma post every skul for naija ni.

Largas:
Na only those universities u sabi? Kukuma post every skul for naija ni.

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delishpot:


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U dey put fullstop after smiley?
Ewo .

Largas:

U dey put fullstop after smiley?
Ewo .

It means gbam. Fininish. You gorrit, das right, abi o, lo batan, das it.
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delishpot:


It means gbam. Fininish. You gorrit, das right, abi o, lo batan, das it.
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Largas:

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No use am. Na my invention. Abi you want wetin happen to linda ikejis blog happen to all ya posts? Abeg acknowledge me anytime you use it. E know, to discover an ihian, is not an easy ihian. Gorrit?

delishpot:


No use am. Na my invention. Abi you want wetin happen to linda ikejis blog happen to all ya posts? Abeg acknowledge me anytime you use it. E know, to discover an ihian, is not an easy ihian. Gorrit?

Na lie. I been dey see pple use am before today.

Largas:

Na lie. I been dey see pple use am before today.

Sued. .

My google, errrhm I mean, my Nairaland will contact your lawyer.

delishpot:


Sued. .

waiting for outcome. .

guy....you wey get this kind time to travel around schools dey check out their girls, you sure say you be student? if yes.... then your g.p. must be in a mess

alexis007:
guy....you wey get this kind time to travel around schools dey check out their girls, you sure say you be student? if yes.... then your g.p. must be in a mess

your IQ must be so low,if you believe I have to travel round school to get this info

[size=50pt]LMAO[/size]

nwachivis:

your IQ must be so low,if you believe I have to travel round school to get this info

...ndo...sorry sir....because this type eh...i'm pretty sure that if i argue with him the more......he'd tell me how he has connections in literarily all the schools in Nigeria....abeg i drop your matter like late patrick sawyer's boxers...

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