It was 9:pm when they came,two of them. I was on my bed thinking of the best way to woo my neighbour's daughter when i heard them chanting war songs.
I was alarm i got up suddenly i sighted one of them,picking my cutlass i pursued him .i striked the wall i didnt get him he dodge. We fought and fought until i killed him. The 2nd 1 seeing i killed him began pursuing me. I ran to the parlour and hide. He saw me so we fought. In d process my plasma tv crash,i didnt mind it coz all was on my mind was to killed him .he jumped i seize that opportunity and struck him on the head he strugled and gave up the ghost.
Alas i killed the two mosquitoe that came hunting 4 my precious blood that night.
---the end---
am i not brave?

So you went after mosquitoes with cutlass?

ruffhandu:
So you went after mosquitoes with cutlass?

had no choice broz

You really got me there. Dtz nice way of starting. Ride on

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bros this story don pass short story and it should be in comedy section. anyway u try. and to think say u break ur plasma becos of mosquito... na u sabi sha