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The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 8:16pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
BrownGarri(c) 2015 I participated in a promo job in Sapele, Delta state. I was pretty amazed at the advancement and level of development I witnessed there, it was beyond my expectation. But what totally knocked me off my feet were the daughters of eve from Sapele. You need to see an average Urobo lady, facially she may not be extremely beautiful but bodily oh my goodness….. Even the slim ones are well endowed with more than sufficient contours on the right places. Never in my entire life have I seen an array of well structured booties located in a given space at a particular time. Every time we went out for promo it was a big battle for me, I spent an ample time trying to tame my mini me from self expression. As the days passed, I wanted to have a trophy I could claim as the spoils of war, but the nature of the promo job was just too demanding. When we got back we just ate, take our bath and sleep…. 7 days a week, you can imagine. There was this light skinned seamstress I noticed around Okpe road, her workshop was a stones throw from the guest house where we lodged. She looked around 23-24 years and I noticed she didn't have any ring on her finger, so I presumed her a target. I kept on looking at her every day and she looked back, until one faithful morning, had to wake up early for that, I approached her as she was cleaning the workshop. I said. "Good morning, how was your night?" she answered. "Good morning brother, my night was good, thank you." I noticed she was shy and she couldn't look at me straight in the eyes. I felt possibly she might be tripping. So I said to her. "I know you are busy, I just wanted to make sure I tell you this. In my short stay in Delta, I have not seen a lady as beautiful as you. I am very pleased to meet you my name is Henry." You needed to see the blush on her…. She said. "You are welcome, my name is Onome. Where are you from?" I replied. "From Lagos Onome and thats a lovely name. I will see you tomorrow, you take care." I turned around and walked away, then I looked back and she was just looking at me with a big grin. I knew I scored some good points cause I wore a pretty expensive perfume, wore my favorite shoes and I brought out my galaxy S4 at some intervals. And with the Lagos guy thingy, I knew she would dream of me that night. I deliberately didn't ask for her number, you know how we do. I was very optimistic about her and when we got back from the daily hustle she had closed. The following morning I went to her shop and I noticed she cleaned early and she was seated already. As I entered I greeted her. "Good morning Onome, hope you slept well?" she answered with a grin "Good morning henry, I slept very well, you are welcome please sit down." I was hit by that, knowing things were going as planned I sat down. She asked me. "Hope you are hearing from your wife and children?" I laughed and told her. "Onome, I am not married o, how about you?" She said. "I am not married too." So I asked her. "how are you coping? how's work?" she replied. "I am managing o, my madam is just too strict but God has been faithful." I said to her. "Don't worry everything is going to be fine, I promise you Onome, you just need to relax, ok" She looked at me and I could tell from her look that she saw hope in me. I then said. "Well Onome, I have to leave for work now, I will see you tomorrow." As I stood up she asked. "Erm… Henry please can I have your number?" I gave her and collected hers.. I knew it was mission accomplished, it came at the perfect time cause we were about rounding up and we were given 2 days to rest before we move to the next state. Everything was going according to plan, I sent her a text message assuring her that as long as she's my friend she will not lack anything that I would take good care of her. She replied by telling me God told her she was going to meet a helper that very month, I knew it was a sealed deal. On the last day of work, I went early as usual to Onome's workshop and she was waiting to receive me. We talked and laughed and I was impressed our bond grew closer, I knew I had 2 days to get laid and I was just hoping to get a soft spot. So I asked her to send me her pictures on my phone, she said she couldn't that I should help her do it through blue-tooth. As I went through her phone I saw some Unclad pics of her which I took. I knew she was the easy type so I said to her. "I need us to spend time tomorrow, just you and me." She said. "No problem, I even stay alone. You can come early tomorrow and after we play and relax you will take me to food mart." I was so surprised, it came so easy and effortless. I got her address and I headed straight to work.......... to continue the complete story please click on link below http://www.browngarri.com/the-sex-that-almost-killed-me/ |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by Nobody: 8:21pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Lolzz..abeg never av sex that will almost kill u oo..it myt kill u.. |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by missbehave247(m): 8:30pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Now u calling the poor girl easy catch. Thank god man is not god |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by Eggcelent(m): 8:55pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
I read to the end. LWKMD. |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by Elzicks: 9:24pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
u don see cheap sex abi...lwkmd |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 7:20am On Apr 05, 2015 |
good morning folks |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 11:20am On Apr 06, 2015 |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by Eggcelent(m): 1:30pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Good afternoon newmuzik |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by Nobody: 3:39pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Choi Emusmith See wetin these lag boys dey do with our sisters oo I can relate with the names and places...**spreads cloth** |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 4:27pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Eggcelent: good afternoon sir |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by Nobody: 5:23pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Kizmarty: Haha...Wickedness |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 8:10pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 11:34am On Apr 07, 2015 |
great day |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 6:02am On Apr 08, 2015 |
Good morning people..... |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 5:39pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 6:43am On Apr 11, 2015 |
morning |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by Eggcelent(m): 8:04am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Good morning newmuzik |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 12:58pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
beautiful day |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 6:22pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
good evening |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 6:35pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Re: The Sex That Almost Got Me Killed.......prolific Write Up by newmuzik: 11:42am On Apr 23, 2015 |
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