My dear Ghanaians
Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not
'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'. My fellow
Nigerians
Its bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is
called Naira, not 'narrah'. My dear Edo people
Its argument, not 'ajument'. My dear Yorubas
Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'.
Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'. My dear Ibadan
peeps
Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle!
Its not 'siro' but zero! My dear Hausa people
Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not
'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not
'gilo'! Seriously it is 'Tuface weds
Annie
Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds
Animal
calling'. My Egun people
Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'! My dear
Calabar
peeps
Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'. My Benue
people
Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'. My Igbo
people
There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it
is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not
'bay sheet'. And its thirty, not
'thartie'!
Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who
at in
Heaven.
Hallowed be your name...', and not
'Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi
thy name..