I like the picture....
Lmao the 15 of indicators of Nigerian authenticity....

I like number 4!

Maybe I am not Nigerian.


I don't do more than just 2 of those. The up nepa thing and adding o to words .

Shouting in public, materialistic, cooking jollof rice, not visiting a dentist?


Other things listed are universal things people from other countries also do and exhibit.

saolbuk:

Y u ma sef no greet? She b ur mate ni?

u no well

Richiy:


You don ever chop slap for not greeting ?

Because I have. It wasn't funny o.

I'm above that at this stage.....getting slapped
That person must have a death wish

ezeonline2:


Source: http://loadedstuff.com/15-signs-that-confirm-youre-a-typical-nigerian/

HS POST WAS WRITTEN BY ME AND POSTED ON http://www.tlkdrum.com/15-signs-youre-a-typical-nigerian/

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE STEAL MY WRITE UP AND THEN GET CREDIT FOR IT

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME.

ALL THIS FAKE ASS SHITTY LAZY NIGERIAN BLOGGERS,ALL THEY DO IS WAIT AND STEAL YOUR POST.

NONSENSE

I AM REPORTING THIS POST TO GOOGLE STRAIGHT AWAY[size=20[b][/b]pt][/size]

Richiy:


You don ever chop slap for not greeting ?

Because I have. It wasn't funny o.

What does it cost you to greet?
Smh

macof:
To all of you quoting me...that's ur damned business, I've spoken what it is.
I am Nigerian and don't engage in more 5 of these things

Btw it's only common sense to note that "Nigerian" is not an identity that reflects common character, we are different people from different regions and ethnicity...there's nothing like typical Nigerian...what applies in Enugu can never apply in Nassarawa

So true

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Great article. Very hilarious.