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Bin Gbagbo, The Jokes President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:27pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Polycarp stayed close to the cemetery so used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.This scared every driver and rider and wouldnt dare ask him for money. Polycarp did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost. One cool evening, Polycarp boarded this okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction."MONEY?" the angry looking okadaman asked Polycarp was at his best, stuffed cotton wool into his nostrils and spoke nasally "i dont have money!" The okadaman wouldnt take any of that, and kept insisting. . .this frustrated Polycarp, who later said "ok, ok, follow me into the cemetery. .. to my room and i will pay you" The okadaman agreed and followed him till they got to one grave.Polycarp in his attempts to frighten the okadaman knocked on the grave and screamed " uche!, uche!, uche!, abeg give me #800 make i pay this stubborn okadaman" . .All of a sudden, a very big hand holding #1000 appeared through the grave accompanied with a voice saying "take, this one na ma last money. . ." Polycarp and the okadaman took to their heels |
Re: Bin Gbagbo, The Jokes President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Zaikon(m): 9:01pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Lol u try. Bin gbagbo ? Howcome |
Re: Bin Gbagbo, The Jokes President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 9:42pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
this joke funny die I am only Joking *Farts in the OP's mouth and takes to his heel* |
Re: Bin Gbagbo, The Jokes President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:15am On Nov 06, 2014 |
bunmioguns:*wakes him up gently from his nightmare.* too much alcohol leads to such nightmares..beware |
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