Man: Doctor! I have a serious problem,
Doctor: What prob.
Man: I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Man: What problem?

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teacher: What is defference between man and Superman?
Boy: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser

That's good. . . clap for yourself!

hahah. . lloll
9ce jokes

Sima tell me something!

how is my caramel doin. . (in case u dont know, u're my caramel)

Hmnn. . . what can i say, that's a new one on me
So how are your lovely witches

i dont know any witches oO. . . i'm mami water n' i've gat mami water friends
so dey are fyne

Sure i know you are mami water. But i thought you said you love witches too
I'm also a principality, so i'm not afraid of you. In fact you are meat for me. So when can i come eat you up!

i know. . but my witch friends are real bad
dem wan use mi 4 dinner sef . . na my mami water mother save my head dat day

I'm also a principality, so i'm not afraid of you. In fact you are meat for me. So when can i come eat you up!

are u kiddin
no organism on earth can sima herself. . emi fun rami

Ok we shall see, power pass power

Dani, those two jokes reminded me of you

sima:

no organism on earth can sima herself. . emi fun rami

tsweeeew

Wetin be tsweeeeeee.?? That be tissue?

na africa tradition, u nor go understand

But you no be african naa

see false allegation

Dont blame me Oo, your momma was the one telling me 

why u wan open my yansh for here na,

My yansh? My yansh no fit open big big naa. Unless if I feel like shiating but now no sign of shaiting

dont worry bout that.
my 12inches go help open am for you proper

tufiakwa!

u don dey deny me

i do not encourage and stand by blabla

probably cuz your sexless

see accusations for hia

Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?
Because it had a nice groove in it!

Dani, Im going to bed and you come in hia.

Am sleepy naa. Goodnight Oo

sori gbay

thank u dani

for wetin

for giving her that thing