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| Stupid Questions People Ask by odusbanty1(m): 6:27am On Nov 08, 2014 |
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? Answer: NO NA MY HIPS. 2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS? Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG. 3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE. 4)Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. 5)I listened to 9 o'clock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU? Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE. 6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. 7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer: No! Na CHURCH.... ADD UR OWN JOIN!!! |
| Re: Stupid Questions People Ask by Tboysalau(m): 7:24am On Nov 08, 2014 |
U re picking beans and someone ask u "Are u picking beans" ANS: Noooooo am just counting it for security purpose U re just coming out of bathroom n someone is asking u "u go bath" ANS: haba na swim I go swim |
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