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Types Of Slaps by 2sureguy1(m): 9:29am On Nov 10, 2014 |
1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away .2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol .3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or shewas doing. You find yourself askingquestions like,"What did I do?" 4. EXPLANATION SLAP: Whensomeone gives you this kind of slap,you find yourself explaining thesituation to the nearest person onyour own accord e.g. Bros! Are youwatching? I didn't do anything o! 5. FIXEDf DEPOSIT SLAP: When youreceive this kind of slap, all you willdo is just stand rightwhere you are and watch the personwalk away with your mouth openedwidely. . 6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The momentyou download this slap, you startasking questions that don't needreply. Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!" 7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type ofslap a boy/girl gives you sweetly onyour cheek and hether it's painful ornot, you start blushing. 8 . MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simplyhas to do with the physicalreconstruction of your facewhen given to you; the length of yourface will be raised to power two,your eye socket will calculate itscircumference. 9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP:When you receive this slap (it proveseffective when it'sgiven to you all of a sudden),you willbe able to combine and speak allsort of languages same time likeSpanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc 10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDINGSLAP: You will start seeing differentcolours and your head will turn to anest whilst the birds will be flying allaround you. 11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP:It's the type of slap when someoneslaps you and you returnthe slap immediately... 12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP:Once this slap lands on your face,you will start urinating onyour clothe. Share the kind of slap you've received before |
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