XMAS is around the corner and guys are looking for excuse to break up.

You wil hear things like;

-You saw me sweeping and you never cared to collect the broom and finish it. IT'S OVER!

-You don't bend properly when sleeping,you will have pride issues and I can't marry a proud woman IT'S OVER!

-Baby dinner is ready. what?... At 28 you are still calling me baby? am I your mate? Infact IT'S OVER!

-Why would you tell me to watch champions league when man utd is not playing. You want to mock me right? IT'S OVER!

-You smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking, we are done. IT'S OVER!

-You saw my status and pic on fb you did not comment or like it . IT OVER!

-You saw my topic on nairaland, you commented but I didn't see your name among the 'users viewing this topic list' . IT'S OVER!

Got any excuse to suggest? Drop it.

If I had a babe, I'd try the last excuse, ladies are you ready?

Sisters please pardon my true love for you, biko