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Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 1:07pm On Dec 03, 2008
dnt be hard on him na
he is stating where it is pinching him grin
Re: Windows Messages by spenchuks(m): 1:20pm On Dec 03, 2008
yes oo. the guy is saying the truth cool
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 1:30pm On Dec 03, 2008
the sad truth grin
Re: Windows Messages by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Dec 03, 2008
very bittersweet truth grin

how are u cynthie wink grin
Re: Windows Messages by spenchuks(m): 4:03pm On Dec 03, 2008
she's finer than u grin
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 4:43pm On Dec 03, 2008
clemcykul:

very bittersweet truth grin

how are u cynthie wink grin
am fine clem wink cheesy
but how come i dnt know your name too undecided

am still safe sha grin


spenchuks:

she's finer than u grin
does this mean you are clear on her gender
Re: Windows Messages by spenchuks(m): 4:47pm On Dec 03, 2008
No! i'm just assuming. though i have the strong belief that she's a man grin

the real name is Clement Chukwuma lipsrsealed
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 5:33pm On Dec 03, 2008
oh please spenks
she is not even Ibo
where are you getting all this facts from sad
Re: Windows Messages by spenchuks(m): 5:44pm On Dec 03, 2008
from the mama na grin

i know he/she is not ibo, but na local half-cast.

the mama na ibo while the papa na fulani cool
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 5:50pm On Dec 03, 2008
Fulani, thats correct grin
but Igbo i doubt oh


that lady is so controversial wink
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 6:03pm On Dec 03, 2008
not as much as you think of her
she just get mouth
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 6:26pm On Dec 03, 2008
i dont think so
she is original, opinionated and self-beliving thats what i think of her
no strings attached undecided
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 6:29pm On Dec 03, 2008
uhmmmmmmmmm
thats a good way to describe her
is she your family member or what?
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 6:46pm On Dec 03, 2008
not in the least
but we go way back
so i know her wink
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 6:48pm On Dec 03, 2008
am happy to hear that
cus you are not denying her
means you are a nice lady
Re: Windows Messages by spenchuks(m): 6:54pm On Dec 03, 2008
if clemcy is actually a woman, then i like her kiss grin
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 6:56pm On Dec 03, 2008
i am always a nice lady cheesy
besides i admire her character,  cool

@spenks
now your eyes open grin
Re: Windows Messages by spenchuks(m): 6:58pm On Dec 03, 2008
it's really unbelievable shocked
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 7:04pm On Dec 03, 2008
i like your character
you are really nice
can i kno you more?
Re: Windows Messages by spenchuks(m): 7:58pm On Dec 03, 2008
who? shocked
Re: Windows Messages by clemcykul(f): 11:50am On Dec 04, 2008
ohh lawdieee my enemies are here to get me shocked grin grin

*exits thread via a nearby window*

i cant believe this
Re: Windows Messages by mykali(m): 6:32pm On Dec 04, 2008
i hope u landed in a trash can.
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 9:11pm On Dec 04, 2008
'@clemcy
are u that afraid?
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 12:28pm On Dec 05, 2008
mykali:

i hope u landed in a trash can.
or the nearest suck-away grin
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 12:29pm On Dec 05, 2008
sholabanke:

i like your character
you are really nice
can i kno you more?
sure
just pay the required bills grin
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 5:47pm On Dec 05, 2008
ok babe
giv me ur account details
and whats going to happen after that?
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 8:00pm On Dec 05, 2008
ok, my account number has been sent to your phone
after that you get borehole if you aint clear ask Cbase wink
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 8:19pm On Dec 05, 2008
understanding na him matter most
forget Cbase for now
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 10:39am On Dec 06, 2008
does that mean you get the meaning already wink



but why havent i got a notification from the bank sad
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 11:41am On Dec 06, 2008
you know it always
takes long for bank to transfer
from pounds account to naira account
so give them some time
so how are we hooking up?
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 11:44am On Dec 06, 2008
then let me give you my Swiss account cheesy
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 11:48am On Dec 06, 2008
u get swiss account
say no be say u dey do money laundary with that
please i dont want my name to be involve
and hav already posted it to naija account

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