An igbo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man were
kidnapped by the cannibals in the forest when they went
for hunting. The head of the cannibal now said time
them. " My dear friends, if You really want to save ur
lives, go into the forest and bring any fruit u see time me
then I'll Let u go. The 3 men went deep into d forest in
search of Fruits. the first person to find a fruit was an
Hausa man. He found a coconut fruit. He brought it to
the head of the cannibal then the man said to him. " You
have passed the first text, now the second text is... if You
can swallow dis coconut easily with out frowning Or
making any kind of noise then I'll Let u go, But whereby u
can't, we'll kill u and use ur flesh for celebration. The
Hausa man tried to swallow d coconut But couldn't,
immediately Dey killed him. The second person to arrive
is An igbo man. He found 10 strawberry fruit. the head of
d cannibal told him exactly Wat he told the Hausa man.
As the igbo man started swallowing, he had swallowed 8
out of 10 then suddenly he shouted ." haaaaaa see die "
then immediately Dey killed him. then suddenly the
Hausa man and the igbo man met in the spirit world, dis
is the Conversation between dem. .HAUSA MAN: ...............
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