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Examination!!! by boleswagg: 10:11pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
2nd Semester Exams 4 All Departments... Course: Love Math. Course code: GMS111 All questions carry equal marks. Time allowed: 2hrs, 30minutes. 1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, what is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted? 2. As a guy, you dated more than 3 girls for three years, calculate the expenses and loss for the three years? 3. In not more than thirty words. State the difference between Orobo girls and Lekpa girls. 4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, draw and explain the term "Ukwu". Question 5- For girls only 5. Use the almighty formula to calculate the speedometer of your boyfriend using the proportional ratio to attain the equation. Question 6- For boys only. 6. You send an airtime worth #200 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text. Calculate the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent. 7. If you break up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Calculate how long it'll take you to get her back in January. 8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. Calculate the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. 9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship, married. Briefly explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences. N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry- over!!! |
Re: Examination!!! by Genea(f): 10:31pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
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