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Dumb Akpos! by Nobody: 8:39pm On Nov 18, 2014
Dumb Akpos
A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in
Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him
because of his stupidity, especially his teacher,
who was always yelling at him, "You are driving
me crazy Akpos!"
One day Akpos' mother came to the school to
check on how he was doing. The teacher told his
mother honestly, that her son is simply a
disaster, getting very low marks and had never
seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching
career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback,
withdrew her son from the school and even
moved to another town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with
an incurable heart disease. All the doctors
strongly advised her to have an open heart
operation, which only one surgeon could
perform. Left with no other options, the teacher
decided to have the operation, which was
successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery,
she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at
her! She wanted to thank him, but could not
talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised
her hand, trying to tell him something but
eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work
out what went wrong. When he turned around,
he saw our friend Akpos, working as a cleaner in
the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen
equipment to connect his phone charger!
Don't tell me you thought that Akpos became a
doctor?

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Re: Dumb Akpos! by Wiztek(m): 9:23pm On Nov 18, 2014
Lolz u got me there
Re: Dumb Akpos! by Nobody: 9:44pm On Nov 18, 2014
Wiztek:
Lolz u got me there
what whr u tinkin?
Re: Dumb Akpos! by SirHouloo(m): 9:59pm On Nov 18, 2014
Like anything good can come out of Akpors.
Re: Dumb Akpos! by Wiztek(m): 5:11pm On Nov 19, 2014
youngdude1:
what whr u tinkin?
I thought he was d doctor ni grin
Re: Dumb Akpos! by Nobody: 7:01pm On Nov 19, 2014
Wiztek:

I thought he was d doctor ni grin
lols
Re: Dumb Akpos! by oluwasegun4b(m): 10:07pm On Nov 19, 2014
grin[color=#000000][/color]I also thought he was the doctor

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