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Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 5:48pm On Jun 15, 2009
chamotex:

@ Ibime

some hot shit u dropped  up there esp towards the end.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin What are you insinuating brov?  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Does he really?  cheesy


That is what he does, dont get fooled! grin
Pilfering rhymes and bars all over grin grin
M dressing him up now, i will put shit on blast soon! grin
Fresh, i dont use outdated rhymes
Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 5:52pm On Jun 15, 2009
MrCrackles:


That is what he does, dont get fooled! grin
Pilfering rhymes and bars all over grin grin
M dressing him up now, i will put shit on blast soon! grin
Fresh, i dont use outdated rhymes


Bloody hell , . . . . . . grin grin grin grin grin grin

Ibime come and defend yourself o cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Jun 15, 2009
grin grin grin

I dont need to defend myself against baseless accusations. Im just nice!
Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 6:05pm On Jun 15, 2009
Ibime:

grin grin grin

I dont need to defend myself against baseless accusations. Im just nice!

But sometimes you tend to use some of your old/previous rhymes though. Like in the last tourney we had, you did that.
Let's try and come up with some fresh shit.  cheesy
When is the next tourney by the way?? Let's get this shit popping man.
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 6:09pm On Jun 15, 2009
chamotex:

But sometimes you tend to use some of your old/previous rhymes though. Like in the last tourney we had, you did that.
Let's try and come up with some fresh shit.  cheesy
When is the next tourney by the way?? Let's get this shit popping man.

That is it
I cook his lethal poison fresh
He trawls websites all day and dash braap youngsters around his neighbourhood money to pen him weak and watered rhymes!
IBIME, it is military war and only one man can win - BRASHY! grin
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 6:10pm On Jun 15, 2009
chamotex:

But sometimes you tend to use some of your old/previous rhymes though. Like in the last tourney we had, you did that.
Let's try and come up with some fresh shit.  cheesy
When is the next tourney by the way?? Let's get this shit popping man.

Live boss, i got bars all day, all year, every life! grin
Re: Flow For Rank by Sauron1: 6:16pm On Jun 15, 2009
Ibime:

my friend sharrap!!!

Who dey look your verse? I mention Bonaparte cos I was talking about Field Marshalls. It so happens to rhyme with Bone apart. I wasnt even using it as a punch, just a builder. Besides, that shit is played. How can you 'own' that? How many emcees up and down the land have used Bonaparte lyrics before? Bush man grin

The ultimate RULE is: Don't get CAUGHT!!!
I hereby declare BRASH the WINNER of the battle cos Ibime was found out stealing lines from Lord Sauron. cheesy grin

@ Nigga Brash,

U don't have to reply Ibime. . . . . .
However, if you want to give us something to wow to(without your usual Musehill avenue rubbish) then i will be fyne with it.
Shit is up to you. cheesy
Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 6:17pm On Jun 15, 2009
MrCrackles:

That is it
I cook his lethal poison fresh
He trawls websites all day and dash braap youngsters around his neighbourhood money to pen him weak and watered rhymes!
IBIME, it is military war and only one man can win - BRASHY! grin


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Ibime is dope though.

MrCrackles:


Live boss, i got bars all day, all year, every life! grin


Nice one brov . . . . just make sure they're FRESH, don't go back to that old school book of rhymes from Year 10.  cheesy grin
I just hope someone will set up another summer tourney so catz can drop barz and blow this whole place up and prolly just crash Nairaland for like a day or two.  grin grin grin
Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 6:19pm On Jun 15, 2009
~Sauron~:

The ultimate RULE is: Don't get CAUGHT!!!
I hereby declare BRASH the WINNER of the battle cos Ibime was found out stealing lines from Lord Sauron. cheesy grin

@ Nigga Brash,

U don't have to reply Ibime. . . . . .
However, if you want to give us something to wow to(without your usual Musehill avenue rubbish) then i will be fyne with it.
Shit is up to you. cheesy

Yo Sauron, set up a tourney mate . . . . . Summer is here.
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 6:31pm On Jun 15, 2009
~Sauron~:

The ultimate RULE is: Don't get CAUGHT!!!
I hereby declare BRASH the WINNER of the battle cos Ibime was found out stealing lines from Lord Sauron. cheesy grin

@ Nigga Brash,

U don't have to reply Ibime. . . . . .
However, if you want to give us something to wow to(without your usual Musehill avenue rubbish) then i will be fyne with it.
Shit is up to you. cheesy

I will cut out Muswell Hill then since ya'all know where i am from! grin
Re: Flow For Rank by Sauron1: 6:32pm On Jun 15, 2009
chamotex:

Yo Sauron, set up a tourney mate . . . . . Summer is here.

Only lalaboi can do that.
U need judges and the PM button.

Of course, summer is here and i have got some bars in gold to spit at fake netcees.
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 6:42pm On Jun 15, 2009
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You dic.k riding gay craving attention I expected you to come back quicker
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INTRO
Coz I came back at you quicker than the speed of light, retard
Break-a-break/dat chunky head of urs like a wild lizard’s
Chatting gibberish like an inexperienced law grad. begging 4 pro bono
I understand your plight, hungry ass fuc.k/put u in touch with Bono
You the type of cats I blow a life into, and suck a life out off
Don’t give me a reason to thump you or switch your life off

VERSE 1
Youz an [b]I[/b]mbecilic-[b]B[/b]rov-[b]I[/b]nter-[b]M[/b]ittent-[b]E[/b]jaculator/look closer
Again look closer/fool, that is IBIME/clueless tosser
Fuc.k your limelight, I shine radiantly from the hindsight
Bounce or am’a strike your nerve you perverted li.l’ cretin
U can touch me and me, we potent like conc. Crack resin
Crack addicts shouldn’t be dispensing but getting vaccines
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Stay miles off my flows, it radiates pain/quick death is no gain
Stop spitting em nonsense homie-homo, you got no brain
I ball outta my league dude, I even turned down the Rockets
I will dispatch you like DHL parcels in batches and packets
Uz in hot water kid/Brashy has turned on d heat/switched off ur raps
Dat shit chasing you round in circles is not a shitfly but twenty caps
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Pilfering rhymes and nicking bars wont raise your bars but get u barred
Your IQ and spitting game is lacklustre/fuc.k your swag/you cheap lard
Don’t enter competitions with me if you cant rarely do the maths
Mud-flaps wham-bang on ur face/leaves you flat in large swathes
U aint touché, you shouldav come with a douche kit you douche bag
You bitch shawty is biking and noshing on all dic.ks in town/shez a slag

VERSE 2
M full of comtempt, I pre-empt and your not exempt
I glide on every genre’s you freak/don’t attempt
My game and punchlines put cats to sleep like Benadryl
IBIME, you need more than the wack bars up there plus 17 drills
You remind me of Ananoya, dat midget poledancer you impregnated
Now u got junior IBIME whoz a midget and prolly contaminated
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Fame chasing LovePeddler who bed tramps and scamps wit/serious cancers
Your glory timeframe is shortlived like da club you support/stupid plonker
That mass hysteria in your head/M responsible for it/no one else
Think you got game dude/you fat pants/ask everyone else
I rep boy better know/on this thread/therez no better boy
You rep gays lords dude so go get caught up on dicks/u batty boy
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Claim to spit religion and pally with Christ/ youz dumbass/I told u
What you thought was Christ in you is the lucipher effect/I sold u
I stab at you/jab at you/spit at you/even got FUCKARSIBE to spunk on u
IBIME is wack/change that moniker dude when you come back at me/if u ever
M notorious for putting businesses out of business/I wont be merciful 2u 4ever
Now slide off on that dic.k and get the facial from your mate/you bastard!
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Cockaliza, I do this allday. . . . .U bleeped with the wrong one and a’ma bury u alive
Animal nigga, always coming back for my leftovers, U dead on this muthafucker! grin
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Brashy ya bastards
Re: Flow For Rank by Sauron1: 6:50pm On Jun 15, 2009
It's getting hot HERE!!!
Brash is dragging IBIME. . . . . . grin grin grin grin
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 6:50pm On Jun 15, 2009
IBIME it doesnt take me donkey years to drop new shit
It is natural, shifts quicker than a Gallardo joystick
IBIME you are now wearing the punching bag, i am sure FUCKASIBE will chuck a few punches at you!
Re: Flow For Rank by lalaboi(m): 6:51pm On Jun 15, 2009
Erm . . .Am new to this grin . . . .I dont mind organizing If someone can send me a format on how its bn done. . . .i dey wait oh. . . .lala4boi@yahoo.com
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 6:52pm On Jun 15, 2009
~Sauron~:

It's getting hot HERE!!!
Brash is dragging IBIME. . . . . . grin grin grin grin

I will murder that Chelsea looney with the scraps from my book of rhymes! grin
Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 6:57pm On Jun 15, 2009
lalaboi:

Erm . . .Am new to this grin . . . .I dont mind organizing If someone can send me a format on how its bn done. . . .i dey wait oh. . . .lala4boi@yahoo.com

Guy Organise this thing quick.
Start a new topic (a very good one though) summin like "Summer Slaught-Fest" etc. U geddit?? Interested Netcees will drop their name and stuff. Just do something.
Or ask Mukina how to do it.
You gonna have to PM all the netcees aswell.
Re: Flow For Rank by lalaboi(m): 7:32pm On Jun 15, 2009
Its coming guyz. . . .get ya yeye barz ready. . . . tongue
Re: Flow For Rank by lalaboi(m): 7:40pm On Jun 15, 2009
Cracklez. . .what happned to our battle?? You chickened out?? tongue
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 7:43pm On Jun 15, 2009
lalaboi:

Cracklez. . .what happned to our battle?? You chickened out?? tongue

Yes i did boss
I was shitting myself grin tongue
Saucekid and MD9 footsoldiers are all over this thread jacking rhymes and bars for the bastards, so i have to preserve my dopest products tongue
I think IBIME should join them too, coz dat kid sure knows how to steal bars
grin
Re: Flow For Rank by lalaboi(m): 7:51pm On Jun 15, 2009
MrCrackles:

Yes i did boss
I was shitting myself grin tongue
Saucekid and MD9 footsoldiers are all over this thread jacking rhymes and bars for the bastards, so i have to preserve my dopest products tongue
I think IBIME should join them too, coz dat kid sure knows how to steal bars
grin


kpish. . .i must be really good then. . .you was gona battle me with the dopest sh!t lol. . . . grin

Leave IBIME alone. . . . angry ,. . . .am sure he'll shame you in the tourney tongue
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 7:53pm On Jun 15, 2009
lalaboi:

kpish. . .i must be really good then. . .you was gona battle me with the dopest sh!t lol. . . . grin

Leave IBIME alone. . . . angry ,. . . .am sure he'll shame you in the tourney tongue

A gazillion of IBIME is useless
I have slaughtered him here already
There is no need
Brash's absence/silence is enough to launch IBIME into the yonder!
1 disses 2 verses, common, IBIME cant touch this grin
Re: Flow For Rank by Jduck13(m): 9:11pm On Jun 15, 2009
Clockwork at it yep
times up like a clock thrown outta a jet
Big time bro betta respect
or Ill blow ya hairline to tha back of ya neck
n im on them airlines bro sack of the best
peepin the chicks in the room imma bag me the best
im rappin the best stay stackin the best
so much dough its like my cabinets is bread
yea you wanna toastem up
feelin like shaq the way I postem up
stay with the butter come soak it up
like popcorn N it will blow ya up
like mom n pop store see me holdem up
them hammers is firetrucks coz we soakem up
tell them legs open up I wanna ropem up
then I smashed so hard that I broke her butt
Re: Flow For Rank by 68816419: 7:59pm On Jun 18, 2009
Yall need to bow to my destiny b4 I relate to ur vanity,
u call ur self a gangster but we all know ur a bro to a wankster
Stepping close to my aim of been Alexandra de great will push me to create a hole in ur sole .
After which I will ask my niggas to dig ur grave watching ur mama shouting where is my head.
I go close to ur grave and spit a molten magma into to it metamorphosing its to lava.
I bring out the lava spread it wide on ur mama gapping hole making her shout loud nd saying ohh my lord I shouldn’t have given birth 2 you .
After which I go to ur hell of a place call crib asking my thunder to descend on it.
Police came in trying to see if they could catch my invisible
Re: Flow For Rank by ofokasibe: 5:39pm On Jun 22, 2009
ofokasibe is the best rapper here. ! grin
Re: Flow For Rank by Steamm: 7:13pm On Jun 22, 2009
Any1 ready 4 battle send an email hallaatcentno@hotmail.com
Re: Flow For Rank by Jduck13(m): 8:25pm On Jun 22, 2009
Okasfibes the best rapper Jduck the worst,
Evil curse send to murk steady doin my dirt
no skills or flow Im a no in the rap game
thats y my crack game is sharper then a tacs blade
N im whack mayne dont even know why I rap
High as crap puffin on trees so my mind relax
its a freestyle its ya boi yea her writin that
I cypher n smack any u whacks tryna be writin back
Im lyin back ya chick givin me dome
that shots subliminal but this her criminal is physically known
By every lady thats my style squeeze in and best
dont get offended or my dick will rip ya butt
when i Bleep you anally homosexually and agrily
dont play with me its the lyrical assassin rappin to lay the heat

Lol I literally freestyled this its not great but o well
Re: Flow For Rank by CLASSIFYD(m): 12:27pm On Jun 23, 2009
Simply cos i changed d process, h8s wanna protest, dis aint no flow test, cos y'al knw dat am d dopest, been on d grind 4 so long like slow sex, or like bigfoot was still taking slow steps. I am d fisher nd y'al re netcees, i catch y'al in my net nd muv 2 d next cee(sea), u make it to my top 5? well lets see. Evry rapper i diss gets listed on disgrace book, my punchline hits his profile nd creats a poke on his facebook, deformd his face,cnt get back d miss grace look. Djinee chose to finger guitars, b i chose to middle finger niggaz, i'm d freaking belt dat holds up ur knickers, i protect ur souls(sole) like MJ snickers.i never get broke,i'm harder dan d metal of zeta, bt u's so broke nails cnt put u back together. If hip hop was a perfect square(maths) i'll b d root, jst got into d war nd u wanna hang in d boot, u's a general i'm jst a brand new recruit, i aint gay so dnt lie om me cos all i said is d truth.
Re: Flow For Rank by ofokasibe: 3:25pm On Jun 23, 2009
ofokasibe about to flow for rank ,.stay tuned !
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 11:41pm On Jun 23, 2009
ofokasibe:

ofokasibe about to flow for rank ,.stay tuned !


Ofakasibe is a Indian Rat.
Trying to run away from home to win this match.
This gay bitch got advantages shit he doesn't know he even has.
When he says: I'm a broke gay in a sauce mag with a goat plague.
When I bring up how chinny completely to disown this ass.
OR how he recycle his loads of raps like a little gladitor chokee ass.
I guarantee the whole crowd this maggot won't react.
Cos nobody on this NairaLand Forum knows this fucking gay.
Ofakasibe, you rap like a wack bitches that do bad business.
Suck ma privates YOU MOTHER SUCKER! cos u FAKE like TECH-9.
He's always trying to be modern, but his technique his always off.
IM gonna starve you with ma grandfather's cane.
You rap like a pregnant chicken without a foreign light.

grin
Re: Flow For Rank by ofokasibe: 7:24pm On Jun 24, 2009
@faakay
you are my paddy /but there is no paddy in the jungle
so ama hit u back with punchlines as hard as my knuckle
the first thing i noticed is ur grammatical errors
i can see ur an illiterate /not a real battle rap terror
faakay / hmm that sounds like Bleep -hey
u wanna be bleeped right?/ dont worry i will get u a Hot gay
cuzz honestly u deserve d title of nairaland queen drag
am not even coming hard /cuzz i dont know d level you are on
all i know is that am spankin u more than snoop doggy dog son
i know ur story /either u didnt go to school or u scored F9 throughout
cuzz ur bars are too dry like the north was in a big drought
lastly /i pity those that contributed money for ur school fees
cuzz for real with this chocolate bars or urs/ even cadbury staff would lose teeth grin grin
Re: Flow For Rank by JUNIT1(m): 9:08am On Jun 26, 2009
@ ofokasibe

For everything you do
I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every Bleep.ing bullshit lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fuc.king hate you
You're such a liar
And I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
When you repeatedly
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I Bleep.ing hate
And I'm everything that you could never be
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I Bleep.ing hate you
You're such a liar
And I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
(Fuc.k you)
(Fuc.k you)
(Fuc.k you)
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I Bleep.ing hate you
You're such a liar
And I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
And I Bleep.ing hate you
You're such a liar
And I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
Fuc.k you (until end)

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