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Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 8:40am On Jun 05, 2009 |
I'm far from wut u r askin for/ blasting off/ like astronaut Hiphop's ambassador/ so just bounce like a basketball Serve u like tomatoe sauce/ half dis rapper's ass r soft Still thinkin they real/ they just fake like mariah's cups Wut the f**k u laughin for/ Oh u think u got the balls f**kin wit the hardest artist the type u've never had before. D way i drop lines it makes gravity useless/ i do this Wit moves that make them other dudes wish/ they were me But that can never be/ cuz i'm always after you (U) just like the letter V |
Re: Flow For Rank by dblock(m): 7:31am On Jun 07, 2009 |
[center]fools don't emasculate a G that's immaculate back in the scene and yearning to snap some vertebrates some fools aint up 2 it, yall might require a ladder ready to get it poppin, harder im bout 2 burst some bladder crush the opposition, who could ever meet this yall is point b im point a , but no line could ever reach this twist and turn your head round call me the double helix the ish i drop proves herculean, couldn't surpass the reason im angered by the insinuations remind me y u breathin came bak the veteran, some might even say im seasoned im more volatile than African politics keep ma head down, nd grinnin a damn beast like a manatee askin to battle would damn straight be insanity I can't comprehend the predicament but Im unscathed when they challenge me holla back at the block you know you liking this.[/center] |
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 10:17am On Jun 07, 2009 |
It's BRASHY Ya Bastards! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------WHO YA--------- Stick or Automatic/who can handle the wheels/None of ya 4real but ME Big bars and big whips/big beatz and big game/ now Datz ME Wonder why i am arrogant/brashy, harshy and nasty/Ask my mum, Kirsty While ya’all butt raping em, m duck taping em/i am insatiable & thirsty Spray ya'all with lethal barz/like Barca's INIESTA spraying lethal passes Chop gays down/bag d bitz and stuff in between/ files of demonic cases Dont test my waters/it is shark infested/seriously, i aint jesting I tower like PISA/tryna reach? you need a VISA/no one's contesting Money back gaurantee/if you dont like what i bring to the table like J Dillah Fuc.k your chin chillas/i got a 9MM dat leaves u dead like TEN killas Dont get mad like NEYO/coz i am better than you/learn from LEO Dont give a fuc.k about where you at/i rep Muswell Hill We run the blocks all day/call the shots all day/like Harry Hill I aint here to wine or dine ya/my sublime rhymes and lyrics/will quadru-pop ya Hit ya'll in large swathes like i did Billy/the notorious DubyaRacist freak Crackles, Caruso or Brashy/wateva!i remain a model pro/so let my world rock ya Murder ya'all first before i kill the tracks/pipe the pretty chicks/then i spit da lines YAY in tonnes/i got white Colombian folks gradin/chopping down da lines Full of swagger, laid back with witty punchlines/made in queensland Mixtapes and platinum records/game and paper longer than Long Island Ya bastard niggas spend all day/ choking the chicken/ No real gains Warning ya/ i will be back with triple laced venom/bringing excrutiating pains ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 09 Book of Rhymes : WHO YA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summer Drawdown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 6:15pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
^^^^Whats the nonsense above? . . . . I rank that 0.5/10. . . .how can a rapper claim Muswell Hill with pride?. . . . .rap and grime are two different genres. . . . lemme show you how its done son. . . . this is an old verse of mine. . . . Your career’s a Fosbury flop. . . while I raise the bar/ In this game, you get played like an Ace of Hearts/ I’m poised like an angel shark/ so don’t wade too far/ incase I park/ my razor sharp/ teeth in your navel parts/ and crunch like cornflakes/ till ya femur breaks/ . . . as my canines sink into big dog steaks/ plus. . . I only play for big dog stakes!/ so if ya speed down my path . . .best hit y’all brakes!/ cos I flip your weight/ like a forklift truck/ How many dicks can ya LovePeddler lips suck?/. . . Good Question! . . but it’s rhetorical/ . .so don’t consult the oracle/ leave the question hanging. . cos you’d find the answer horrible!/ I’m a muff diver/ spitting out tufts of saliva/ A ruff rider/ She gets roughed up inside her/ I pump fire/ when I be touching and teasing/ Hand over her mouth just to muffle her breathing/ Stand over her mouth when Im dumping the semen/ So hand over ya spouse. . . or Ill stand over ya house/ like King Kong. . . and put my fist through the roof/ The issue is YOU!/ she kissed you and flew/ She wouldn’t miss you. . . so you picked a tissue and blew/ Boo hoo. . . cried ya eyes cos you was loving the ho/ You should be hung on a rope/. . . or strung on a boat/ and dragged across the sea. . .see if ya sunk or ya float/ Or better yet, dumped in a moat/. . . till ya stunk and ya bloat/ . . cos ya gave her the world. . . and left with nothing to show/ . . just a lump in ya throat/. . .while Im picking her shrimp/ Cos she snatched my banana like a cynical chimp/ And you been ridiculed since/. . . you little pitiful wimp!/ In the jungle, a critical limp/ could finish a love-vendor/ survival is vital/. . . predators with impediments. . . go hungry. . . till their flesh end up as sediments/ Im past ‘tense’. . Im ‘nervous’/. . ya past-tense. . .ya murdered/ So have sense/ I couldn't give half cents. . . I'm impervious!/ Get ya ass bent/ and dumped in Tashkent/ suburbias/ where rats attend ya service/ turn ya ass into burgers/ Im an Alpha male. . . while you past ya prime/ . . at prime time, my primates pass the nine/ You primarily just pass the time. . . I pass with flying colours/ And laugh at lying sluggards/. . . my graph is climbing upwards/ Im so greedy. . . I smile when I walk past the needy/ You can’t see me. . . my dough levitate like Houdini/ Featherweights like to be me/ . . . cos Im the Don/ Im Don King. . . Im the King. . you a Donkey Kong!/ |
Re: Flow For Rank by iamdnegro: 9:58pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
Ibime: Nigga What the Fu*k is this junk. Please nigga keep your day job. All y'all bitchs tryin to rhyme up in here need to quit it right now. Please dont get me started. Dont push me. bIOTCHES!! |
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:07am On Jun 11, 2009 |
hehehehehe. . . . my friend sharrap!!! |
Re: Flow For Rank by dblock(m): 10:30am On Jun 11, 2009 |
Ibeme isn't bad ill ask him for battle when I got time |
Re: Flow For Rank by littlecaf(m): 11:54am On Jun 11, 2009 |
what are we doing here |
Re: Flow For Rank by rhymz(m): 3:24pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
Am hot wit sick flowz wen i rock d mic,geez re i lyk Oh no coz ma battlez re K.Os Am one sick niggi wit a name dat spellz skillz like a cancer ma shit killz u slow slow hey!Wat da 4ck is U saying did y'all hear dat yeah it rhymz wat? It's rhymz he smut paz ice, he just like 9ice da best in da game cos wen dey sound lame,datz wen dey get maimed,dun nid to lay blames cos I only spit flamez,buh if dey lay claimz datz when i start to call namez, well Bleep it!! Dont givz a 4ck if dis-s iz about fame, Homy dis is ma game now rhymz is da best don't even try test cos i pass d contest ma rhymz is da dopest hahahaha, rhymz is d sweetest, Yeah did i hear sb say he's da realest, Now i think amma take dat rest. |
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 2:02pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
rhymz: Pile of semen! |
Re: Flow For Rank by Sauron1: 5:14pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
Ibime: You sound cocky as Bleep, so there must be somethin I don’t know Cuz how impressive do u think u are with wack punches n no flow? U front like u dope tho, predictions constantly show you are not If someone thought u’d win, that pic musta been doctored in photoshop U probably hope I’ll stop, I got memory loss, it’s true Cuz ya last dope verse escapes me, too bad u won’t follow suit This is the end of ya run, you’re lame and you’re wack to me If ya bars were as short as ya win streak, they might be able to catch a beat Girls say that you’re lackin meat, so when you’re givin it to hoes They’re like ya loss column in this section, they never finish with an 0 So they Bleep me before u, asking to get my cock raw You’re just the reup man, they call u after they get their rocks off I’m givin bitches lock jaw, while this gay is a mess Callin a maid-in(maiden), but couldn’t pull a damzel in distress I get the baddest n the best, he’s never tappin the hottest Call his bitch Frodo. . . .cuz the only one he’s Baggin’s a hobbit. |
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 6:31pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
^^^ hehehehe. . . . . is that a potshot at me. . . . you have to do better than that if want me to bother with picking up my pen to respond. . . |
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 6:36pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Thumping hombre! |
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 7:28pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
Ibime: Dont Fokasibe yourself dude, I rep Muswell Hill, I am so good hence versatily with all genre's Sleep over this while i cook up a lethal portion to end your career! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I got big bars all day for all type retards ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uz a phony and a bagatelle geezer i never pay much attention Now you stepped on the white NIKE's, therez gon be real tension Like a complete engineering project, sign you off and insert a retention Muswell hill general, with pride/where ya from?/D slums? No nation, no borough, no hood/check your forms U dont wanna cough blooded leads dawg/m loaded be warned U dont wanna have 200 rounds chase you down/m heavy/be warned Before you hit my bars from hindsight, Marcos will auction your head No thanks to sick freaks like you, my popularity is soaring When i come back at ya naysayers, ya career is waning Rudeboi, i swear down u dont wanna clash me/m illy I kill you first then i murder the beats/m fiyaah like Frisco Tilly We pack this large dude, fall back wit ur coctail sausage sized/willy Big boy, top bars, mean looking like yankees quarter/backs Fuc.k your swag, fall back or am'a push your paperweight/back Medallions the size of dinner plates/you cant touch this/you midget I will show you the way/to the dumps/my lyrics is the one way ticket The reason why you talking crap is obvious/uz an immigrant More reason for your happiness/youz living on state grants Game over dude/about to shop you to the feds fasten ur pants Bitch ass nigga shit is getting cooked up ryt here in big packs High voltage guns/leave you chitin bones in irrepairable cracks I home in everytime/no fastforward and i dont do/repeat tracks Freak ass Monday niggas coughing blood over your chicks tits Tuesday niggas aint got game, no dough, not even big hits Wednesday Niggas too cocky and mouthy, fu/ck Ur shit beats Thursday Niggas, broke ass niggas with no nuts and no cuts Verse 2 Burst you down very easy like chewy bubbles Reduce you and your tacky crew to rubbles Make stacks of dough straightaway in doubles Turn Bin Laden and your missus to a couple Have small kids run round you blindfolded in purple You bleeped with the wrong nigga, m pissed and vexing Leave your mac and lipstick, gay ass nigga you bugging BRASHY barracuda spit kicking/stealth and steady capping U stale muthafuckers, dis thread need ME like fresh air Stomp u down in quick succession, with my Nike air What the game's been missing/check out my flair Pile more misery on ur misery, force u back into dat gory lair Fame chasing cat who bed tramps and scamps with serious cancers M too quick for you dawg, shift too swift for u dude, faster than lancers Wat you have is the wisdom and wits of Paris Hilton Ya know dat shit don’t worth more than a night in the Hilton Bringing back what the street's been missing since Lonnie Milton U too weak nigga no game, you Cant do jack shit for dolo Talk more nish-noshs and I d smack u down with the missus manolo’s Lick u off like Hershey's spilled on Halle Berry then munch on some cadbury rolo’s Watch your mouth or i will show the world the tape wen u waz wanking solo ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bangbang stumping down in your area IBIME, causing mass hysteria Send you crawling back, spirits broken, feeling bleeped with malaria Crush your spine with lethal bars and place you beside Eucharia Re-arrange your whole face till i see red meat!, Brashy!YA Bastards -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 7:32pm On Jun 12, 2009 |
Hmmmnnn. . . . . . . . I'll be back in due course . . . . . . . |
Re: Flow For Rank by statik(m): 6:02pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
wat da Bleep dx wack dude doin on dx blog, ? it's hi time we screne some fingers b4 they even type an alphabet Obiora--wat a regular prey to wackness !!!! |
Re: Flow For Rank by Jduck13(m): 6:38pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
Yo Sauron mad props on that one my brotha, HA call this man frodo call the only things hes baggin is a hobbit lol that was raw |
Re: Flow For Rank by Jduck13(m): 6:46pm On Jun 13, 2009 |
I bime dropped some pretty hot ish too yo |
Re: Flow For Rank by dipo2much(m): 12:07pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
I dont mean any disrespect,but I need ratings for my lines too [b]-I will,I can,I fit,I shall/drive my name to top the ranks. -Cos my lines are thick,just ike monique/I'm M.I,M9,blaize n sossick. -Seen a lotta cool verses b4 mine/so diss gonna be hot-reaffirm ma shine. -Took me sometime to find this thread/but still have my needle,about to mend -Push aside all opposition like cheap wine/fist on my mic,about to punch line -Sometimes,mic get blunt n asks me y i slp without her,then she sees on my bed c-sharp n Java. -Unlike toyota you know I aint Japanese/I'm my own car,naija beats are my wheels -My dreams were to write lines for pac n dre,then I woke;I'm still in Ikeja G.R.A -But I dont drop ma pen,instead get more paper/whether or not my ish will payback. -Make it clear to T.I i'm king,n will fetch more paper than papertrial did. -Pps wonder how I see much farther/I'm 6'5,my limits are at larger. -I do wordplay better than scrabble,and they name me victor after every lyrical battle. -Too many wanna have my title,but with my height,they'll never handle. -Most times,I dont attempt any wordplay,but the words never find a better playmate.[/b] |
Re: Flow For Rank by dipo2much(m): 12:45pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
I dont mean any disrespect,but I need ratings for my lines too [b]-I will,I can,I fit,I shall/drive my name to top the ranks. -Cos my lines are thick,just ike monique/I'm M.I,M9,blaize n sossick. -Seen a lotta cool verses b4 mine/so diss gonna be hot-reaffirm ma shine. -Took me sometime to find this thread/but still have my needle,about to mend -Push aside all opposition like cheap wine/fist on my mic,about to punch line -Sometimes,mic get blunt n asks me y i slp without her,then she sees on my bed c-sharp n Java. -Unlike toyota you know I aint Japanese/I'm my own car,naija beats are my wheels -My dreams were to write lines for pac n dre,then I woke;I'm still in Ikeja G.R.A -But I dont drop ma pen,instead get more paper/whether or not my ish will payback. -Make it clear to T.I i'm king,n will fetch more paper than papertrial did. -Pps wonder how I see much farther/I'm 6'5,my limits are at larger. -I do wordplay better than scrabble,and they name me victor after every lyrical battle. -Too many wanna have my title,but with my height,they'll never handle. -Most times,I dont attempt any wordplay,but the words never find a better playmate.[/b] |
Re: Flow For Rank by lalaboi(m): 8:00pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
Is it just me or Crackles too dey yarn dust! lol, . . .crackles. . am challenging ya! U wanna battle?? |
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 8:03pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
lalaboi: Bring it on, la pisa pisa! I have mega bars to send you back to the sidelines where you belong! |
Re: Flow For Rank by lalaboi(m): 8:05pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
Set up a thread na plus rules or no rules lol. . . . .i'll show you what a lil lala in the system can cause lol |
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 8:08pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
lalaboi: Dont worry i will set it up soon, but i warned you! Itz gonna be a stampede when shots start flying!! LALA is certainly not ILL-NANA LALA is not young Muhammed Attah LALA will get whipped silly with the BULALA |
Re: Flow For Rank by lalaboi(m): 8:10pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
Yah yah. . .Bring it on!! |
Re: Flow For Rank by HJ1(m): 12:21pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
i'm beginning to enjoy this. somebody with guts out there should cross me. i dare u!!! |
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 5:20pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
@ MrCrackles, You thought I wasn't gonna reply that nonsense you wrote above? Here's something I concocted for you last nite. Its just a warning shot. Nothing fancy, just to make you measure your level. Ya getting too big for ya britches/ Im too big for you bitches!/ Skip the News and Sport. . . I’ma give you the Business. . . What I spit is religious/ and with that wack ass verse?/ even a packed black church/ wouldn’t give you a witness/ I had to laugh at first/ that rhyme made me cringe/ Last time I ‘read bull’ like that. . . .it ‘gave me wings’/ Im designed to last/ withstanding fire like a fibre glass/ The man behind the iron mask/ crush you like a cycle crash/ You rap softer than pies and mash/ You need to retire fast/ Your rhymes are like LAWMA. . . cos you just recycle trash!/ I smoke your entire stash/ then decapitate a stranger/ You can’t back away from danger/. . . when the hammer hits the chamber/ The velocity’s fast and the trajectory precise/ I was sexing ya wife/ but she infected me with lice/ Next to me is Christ/ None other!/ You a dumb brother/ born to some mother . . .who’s a cum dumpster/ Bum f'ucker!/ Im a gun runner who run gunners/ And stun gunners/. . . you couldn’t be hot. . . for one summer!/ ‘Flow for Rank’ is the title of the thread/ . . but Muswell Hill General. . . . is just a title in his head/ cos he’s a Major fool!/ He couldn’t climb the charts/ In an army of rappers, he’d be one of the Private parts/ He aint earning his stripes/ so I’ll disvirgin his wife/ Cos Field Marshalls battle hard while men turn into mice/ And I’m Napoleon Bonaparte/ so I’ll pick his bone apart/ And if Sharon back him up. . . I’ll take em 2 by 2 like Noah’s Ark!/ |
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 5:25pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
IBIME I was wondering why it took you donkey years to come back You have gone around and jacked rhymes from numerous websites as usual Well i got you a viral shot ready Now sit back and watch the me pistol whip then dump you in the caddy! |
Re: Flow For Rank by Sauron1: 5:38pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
Ibime: This shit is played!!! Stop jacking ma stylez. Lookie gay, you never even came near-a-career, you had to go and blow ya start? Nairalanders would think I’m a “chiropractor for Napoleon”, the way I’ll pull ya “Bone-a-parte https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-38921.352.html#msg3345737
Coward!!! |
Re: Flow For Rank by chamotex(m): 5:45pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
@ Ibime some hot shit u dropped up there esp towards the end. MrCrackles: What are you insinuating brov? Does he really? |
Re: Flow For Rank by MrCrackles(m): 5:47pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Gbam! Busted I said it, i know from afar if that dude IBIME has been doing what he does best!!! Jacking rhymes and nicking bars |
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 5:48pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
~Sauron~: my friend sharrap!!! Who dey look your verse? I mention Bonaparte cos I was talking about Field Marshalls. It so happens to rhyme with Bone apart. I wasnt even using it as a punch, just a builder. Besides, that shit is played. How can you 'own' that? How many emcees up and down the land have used Bonaparte lyrics before? Bush man 2 Likes |
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