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| Funny Unwise Quotes By Famous People by Classic1(m): 9:12am On Nov 21, 2014 |
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014). Feel Free to Add Yours ;DOnly a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014). Feel Free to Add Yours |
| Re: Funny Unwise Quotes By Famous People by mya1: 10:13am On Nov 21, 2014 |
Lol.. 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Unwise Quotes By Famous People by HenCq15: 10:21am On Nov 21, 2014 |
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| Re: Funny Unwise Quotes By Famous People by Benbisco(f): 1:15pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
No matter how hungry a man is, he can never eat his own tongue. No matter what the eyes see, they can never bring out blood. . . . . . . .both from Nollywood................. 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Unwise Quotes By Famous People by Ladysandra: 1:29pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
hihihihihi...gosh! 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Unwise Quotes By Famous People by Classic1(m): 4:58pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Benbisco:wow these are great |
| Re: Funny Unwise Quotes By Famous People by Natasha2(f): 8:49pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Classic1: Lmao  1 Like |
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