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Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(m): 10:33pm On Dec 08, 2014
If to say na by wetin person study for school na yin person go take make money,which course would have been profiting?
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(m): 6:54pm On Dec 09, 2014
What You Should Know About Uniben Clearance:
1. Between 50 to 100 people get cleared in a day.
2. Some faculties clear very fast while some are so slow
that less than 20 get cleared per day.
3. Each sausage roll and La Casera drink you take while
waiting to be cleared in the auditorium counts financially.
You may not understand.
4. No matter how frugal you are, you will waste a lot of
money in your first three weeks - and you won't even know
what you did with the money.
5. Some will get cleared in a day, some few days, some one
week, some one month or even two months.
6. You stand a chance of being cleared if you fall under
the first 40 on the daily list; this means you will be at the
auditorium by 4am.
7. You may as well snob the auditorium scramble by waiting
for it to be moved to the faculties.
8. You better not get your original certificates defaced,
squeezed or torn in the name of clearance mad-rush.
9. If you get to fill a correction form as a result of
discrepancy in date of birth or name, you will need a lot
of patience while you wait (for at least 1 month) but be at
peace and have no fear. I have been there.
10. You will need money in a reasonable quantity for
several minor registerations, record files, cratch cards,
photocopying etc.
11. No amount of passport is too much; you will need them
throughout 100L and even for other non-academic
applications. If they remain, carry them to 200L!
12. Finally, clearance is stressful but bearable; so eat well
before you partake in the hustle and don't even try
joining the initial scramble there if you are sick.
God will see you through as you clear!
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(m): 6:58pm On Dec 09, 2014
What You Should Know About Uniben Clearance:
1. Between 50 to 100 people get cleared in a day.
2. Some faculties clear very fast while some are so slow
that less than 20 get cleared per day.
3. Each sausage roll and La Casera drink you take while
waiting to be cleared in the auditorium counts financially.
You may not understand.
4. No matter how frugal you are, you will waste a lot of
money in your first three weeks - and you won't even know
what you did with the money.
5. Some will get cleared in a day, some few days, some one
week, some one month or even two months.
6. You stand a chance of being cleared if you fall under
the first 40 on the daily list; this means you will be at the
auditorium by 4am.
7. You may as well snob the auditorium scramble by waiting
for it to be moved to the faculties.
8. You better not get your original certificates defaced,
squeezed or torn in the name of clearance mad-rush.
9. If you get to fill a correction form as a result of
discrepancy in date of birth or name, you will need a lot
of patience while you wait (for at least 1 month) but be at
peace and have no fear. I have been there.
10. You will need money in a reasonable quantity for
several minor registerations, record files, cratch cards,
photocopying etc.
11. No amount of passport is too much; you will need them
throughout 100L and even for other non-academic
applications. If they remain, carry them to 200L!
12. Finally, clearance is stressful but bearable; so eat well
before you partake in the hustle and don't even try
joining the initial scramble there if you are sick.
God will see you through as you clear!
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by ceospecial(m): 5:47pm On Dec 18, 2014
MissyKwnly:
lasgidi ke, wetin we go take dat 1 do? i rep ISD joor ;-)
ladies and ISD... Mtchew, welcome to history...
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by MissyKwnly: 6:39pm On Dec 18, 2014
ceospecial:
ladies and ISD... Mtchew, welcome to history...
4 ur info, dia r lots of guys in dat department. History my left leg! Mtcheew
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by ceospecial(m): 6:33am On Dec 19, 2014
MissyKwnly:
4 ur info, dia r lots of guys in dat department. History my left leg! Mtcheew
ℓσℓ, ι нανє тωσ ƒʀιєηɗѕ ωнσ αʀє ʀєαɗιηg уσυʀ ċσυʀѕє, σηє 'α gυу' ιѕ ιη нιѕ ƒιηαℓ уєαʀ, тнє σтнєʀ ωнσ тυʀη συт тσ вє α ℓαɗу ιѕ ιη нєʀ 200L, тʀυѕт мє, уσυʀ ċσυʀѕє ιѕ мσʀє тσ ιηтєʀηαтισηαℓ нιѕтσʀу!!!
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by Juliedora79(f): 9:46am On Dec 19, 2014
MissyKwnly:
4 ur info, dia r lots of guys in dat department. History my left leg! Mtcheew


Yes oh...repping ISD. The guys dont want to come out now.
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by MissyKwnly: 9:53am On Dec 19, 2014
ceospecial:
ℓσℓ, ι нανє тωσ ƒʀιєηɗѕ ωнσ αʀє ʀєαɗιηg уσυʀ ċσυʀѕє, σηє 'α gυу' ιѕ ιη нιѕ ƒιηαℓ уєαʀ, тнє σтнєʀ ωнσ тυʀη συт тσ вє α ℓαɗу ιѕ ιη нєʀ 200L, тʀυѕт мє, уσυʀ ċσυʀѕє ιѕ мσʀє тσ ιηтєʀηαтισηαℓ нιѕтσʀу!!!
puhlease, ISD is not all bout dat.
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by MissyKwnly: 10:05am On Dec 19, 2014
Juliedora79:



Yes oh...repping ISD. The guys dont want to come out now.
abeg tell dem
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by MissyKwnly: 10:12am On Dec 19, 2014
Juliedora79:



Yes oh...repping ISD. The guys dont want to come out now.
abeg tell dem
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by ceospecial(m): 10:37am On Dec 19, 2014
MissyKwnly:
puhlease, ISD is not all bout dat.
σкαу, gσσɗ ℓυċк ση уσυʀ ċσυʀѕє, ɗση'т ʝυѕт gєт ċαʀʀιєɗ αωαу ωιтн ѕċнσσℓ αċтινιтιєѕ, αηɗ кησω тнє ρʀιмαʀу ʀєαѕση ωну уσυ'ʀє ιη ѕкυℓ
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by MissyKwnly: 11:25am On Dec 19, 2014
ceospecial:
σкαу, gσσɗ ℓυċк ση уσυʀ ċσυʀѕє, ɗση'т ʝυѕт gєт ċαʀʀιєɗ αωαу ωιтн ѕċнσσℓ αċтινιтιєѕ, αηɗ кησω тнє ρʀιмαʀу ʀєαѕση ωну уσυ'ʀє ιη ѕкυℓ
kk. will kip dat in mind
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(m): 2:12pm On Jan 03, 2015
MissyKwnly:
kk. will kip dat in mind
....International studies and diplomacy pave way for Political science and Public admin to steal your show...Vote for us anywhere and we will lead you all in the right path..*wink*..I so love this course...Political Science and Public Admin or no other...Loud it!!!
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(m): 2:27pm On Jan 03, 2015
Men with great leader qualities are birthed here...The uprising of any nation leans on their shoulders...They display uniqueness and class anywhere you find them..We all know that the importance of politics in this society can not be over-estimated...We also know that politics gives voice to the unheard,a leading way to the visually impaired and hope to the hopeless...For this reason alone is why we exist..The course is Political Science and Public administration...It's here to kick out dictatorship and to make sure your opinion count irrespective of your status in the society...Pls If you are one of us and a partaker in this thread,pls signify anywhere you are and let's celebrate you...POL SCIENCE 4 LYF!!!
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by MissyKwnly: 12:34pm On Jan 04, 2015
slimedge:
....International studies and diplomacy pave way for Political science and Public admin to steal your show...Vote for us anywhere and we will lead you all in the right path..*wink*..I so love this course...Political Science and Public Admin or no other...Loud it!!!
pol sci n pub adm na old course na.
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(m): 9:16pm On Jan 08, 2015
MissyKwnly:
pol sci n pub adm na old course na.
...I don ask ooo...ISD na HISTORY...They just rebrand the course..lolz
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(m): 9:18pm On Jan 08, 2015
Omo physical clearance tough ooooo....
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by djwinnie(m): 11:27am On Jan 09, 2015
mehn no theatre arts stud hia ooo chai
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(m): 6:28pm On May 18, 2015
leemix:
*Passing By*...I hail oo..Poll Sci and Pub admin shaa
...We C u jare leemix!!!op say u dey take kia of ur wife well...?
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by leemix(m): 1:18pm On May 19, 2015
slimedge:
...We C u jare leemix!!!op say u dey take kia of ur wife well...?




Sunny,...who be my wife oo
Re: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(m): 9:33pm On Jun 02, 2015
leemix:





Sunny,...who be my wife oo
...u knw d ansa already nw...Y u dey ask again badt guy?

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