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The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by spyder880(m): 10:53am On Nov 28, 2014 |
I think I will need to go back to school, because I am not understanding the English of the youths of nowadays. Please help me scrutinise this quotation for cabinet works in a site I am handling and please tell me what you think. Happy weekend. 9 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by spyder880(m): 11:03am On Nov 28, 2014 |
After spending some time to crank my brain to understand the quotation, I think what my guy wanted to list are; 1. Foreign plywood 84 pieces 2. Ordinary plywood 24 pieces 3. 20 plank of wood 4. One by three 20 pieces 5. Three gallon of gum 6. Two inches half bag 7. Three inches nail half bag 8. Concrete nail half bag 9. One inch half bag 10. Vernia ten foot 11. Transport 12. Workmanship 13. Total amount N2 million 53 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by sucreblazing(m): 11:19am On Nov 28, 2014 |
spyder880: guy no lie ooo, se u don build house before ni Abi u dey do furniture work ?..... the rate at which u understand the quotation if to say Na so u know ur book Na first u suppose to dey carry for class ooo 11 Likes |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by femmy2010(m): 12:52pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
The "Work Man and Sheep" is so funny. 18 Likes |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Nutase: 2:18pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
1 Like |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by NL1960: 2:50pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
spyder880: Gbam. This is also what i can decipher from the quote. 1 Like |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by FastShipping: 3:43pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Friday afternoon comedy unlimited 8 Likes |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Dominionng(m): 4:04pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by mufutau55(m): 4:11pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
LOL! So Spyder.. remember those your brown aluminium sheets? This is how it happened, you order brown colour aluminium and they supply you with gray colour aluminum.. Why? The guys can't read or write very well. I hope this guy don't make a 6ft cabinet for you when you actually requested 9ft. Nigeria for you! Note: I have also gotten some of those head-scratching quotations many times before and I just laugh. Hajji Mufutau 6 Likes |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Nobody: 5:38pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
The most funny for me is three gallons of "come." That is hilarious! Spyder do not let the guy go to an "ashawo" joint and supply you with three gallons of sperm. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by dreydee(m): 5:45pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
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Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Bantino(m): 6:07pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
No be small thing oooo.... LWKMD |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by akinsadeez(m): 11:10pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
This is serious. very funny. Well his bad English doesn't make automatically him bad at the job. At least you got the message he was trying to pass across. 11 Likes |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Waterway: 2:08am On Nov 29, 2014 |
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.. ... Dont be surprised if this guy is in one of our higher institutions .... at least he is trying to be a productive member of society.... we must try to be considerate and encourage this individual who may be trying to participate in this forum and avoid demoralizing ridicules. ....we need help with literacy rate in this country...we need leadership that sees the wealth in educating the masses and not promoting incessant strikes/school closures .... we need free universal basic education from a leadership that sees value in fellow Nigerians..... Weep for our dear country . Guys, we can do better!!! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Nobody: 7:42am On Nov 29, 2014 |
No be d guy fault. The most important thing is dt he shld be good in his craft. Many ppl can speak plenty turenchi but dont know how to do anything. The driver dt supplied my plantain from ibadan to my plantation understands only yoruba. He cant speak english at all. Bt he was smart. As soon as he got to Asaba tollgate, he got an interpreter that i could talk with. 3 Likes |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Nobody: 9:19am On Nov 29, 2014 |
spyder880: Brilliant..you should get a job with FBI or MI5..you can decipher some coded writings..idi too much but your guy is three much.. 3 Likes |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by saintgwizard(m): 11:14am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Please I need your advice on this. The quotation below is for a bungalow, roughly 20m by 19m. The king post height is 19 feet and is for a Metro Coppo roofing sheet. This is for the wood work only 2 by 4 by 16H- 300pcs by 630 = 189000 2 by 3 by 16H- 390pcs by 330 = 128700 2 by 2 by 16H- 300pcs by 330 = 99000 1 by 10 by 18H- 18pcs by 1700 = 30600 1/4 rod - 18pcs by 200 = 3600 3 bags of 4 inch nail = 15, 000 2 bags of 3 inches nail = 10,000 Workmanship = 160,000 Total = 635,900 Naira Cc: spyder880, Mufutau55,muyesky |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by mufutau55(m): 3:45pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
saintgwizard: See the reply from Oga Spyder... Hajj M. |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by mastercee(m): 8:49pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Lolz |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by hardychris(m): 8:50pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
That man must be a Calabar man. |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Ezedon(m): 8:50pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
.work man sheep lolz may be d guy like sheep meat 1 Like |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Ksslib(m): 8:51pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
I think the guy is a rapper. He is probably doing pidgin wordplays. |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Nobody: 8:51pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Oga Seun, d rate @ wch irrelevant topics dey fly enter FP is alarming, pls find sometin to do, b4 our dear NL go turn yeye site, I don't tink u really care about d site any longer gan, na money wey u dey make dere u dey after, and 2ndly all dese yeye mod wey dey follow una work no Gara @ all, pls find sometin to do Asap. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by TDstarr: 8:52pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
bd |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by danchuzzy(m): 8:52pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
sucreblazing: that, spyder880, guy is into construction biz fulltime. . always do your background checks before spewing rubbish on a public forum..... ***strolls out of thread lmfao*** 2 Likes |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by publicenemy(m): 8:53pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
if talk now them go ban me.... wetin this kind thing dey find for front of assembly? |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Mosb(m): 8:53pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
2M sha Lol joker's. not like it has diamonds on it |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Misogynist2014(m): 8:54pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Funny |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by kaywiluv(f): 8:54pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Dis person won roof badagry beach? 1 Like |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Nobody: 8:54pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Hahahahahahahahaha Mehn, I can't stop laughing The guy that had this quote need to go and start nursery class afresh..... Oyibo bu agbara hooo haaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Likes |
Re: The Controversial N2 Million Naira Quotation by Nobody: 8:55pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Lmao! It's well even in †нε well. |
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