hmmm

Do you know that:

The new national e-ID Card issued by the National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) is primarily a national Identity Card with a Smartcard built-in, containing provision for up to 13 applets, of which 5 are activated when an applicant picks up his/her Card. The 13 applets include the Match on Card (MoC), electronic identity (e-id), electronic public key infrastructure (e-PKI), an ICAO applet and a payment applet. There are applets also for Voters Register, Health insurance, Insurance policy, Tax, Pension, Driver’s License, SIM Register, Transport and an extra applet for immediate deployment as necessary. It is made of 100 per cent polycarbonate with a customized eighty kilobyte (80kb) chip.
The NIN and the e-id is free, but if you do not have the time to spend on the internet or on the queue at the nimc data capturing centers to do your pre-registration. Then
YOU MUST READ THIS:
GET PRE REGISTERED AND GET YOUR BARCODE FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME AT YOUR CONVENIENCE FOR A TOKEN FEE (A PEANUT)

Download and fill the sample form from https://www.dropbox.com/s/sf1kg4ekgecqv3h/NIMC%20WEB%20FORM%20.doc?dl=0
Then submit to the e-mail indicated on the form, then from any ATM
Insert your Card; enter your Pin and Press Proceed
Then Press Quick Teller, Press Interbank Transfers Then fill as follows:
Select Funding Account Type (Your own account type)
Select Receiving Account Type (Savings)
Select Recipient’s Bank (First Bank)
Enter Account Number you wish to transfer to (3075486988)
Enter Amount (200 (Two hundred naira only))
Then click Proceed (accept the N100 charge if indicated)
Confirm details and click proceed if okay
You’ll get the message “Transaction completed” please check the receipt for your reference number. Note: where there is no receipt, check your SMS alert for the reference number.
Then call the number on the form to confirm receipt of your payment. Once confirmed the barcode will be forwarded to the email you used to submit the form. Print it out and take it to any NIMC data capturing Centre and start processing your E-id. It is as simple as that. Please share even if you don’t need this information someone close to you may need it.

Can't believe i'm laughing at this.

funny...i forgot to laff. Frontpage? Nairaland, like nigeria is land of 'anyth is possible'

ajebuter:
Other are:
Tinubu: nurdered decent politics
Charly boy murdered make up
Stella Damascus murdered marriage
Obasanjo mudered handsomeness
Tuface murdered nice hair cut
PDP and APC mudered our trust
Sahara reporter murdered professionalism in news reporting
Keshi murdered nigerian football
Mikel obi mudered good shots and passes
And I murdered my watching time writing this crap!
Lmao

Jonathan free corruption

Buhari murdered corruption

I smell an APC Rochas dog around here...please Mr. if you v been paid some peanuts to come vomit your trash of a comedy here, better look for some other forum cos its not bought. Imolites know the truth; they are all the same people, same thieves, same looters all in disguise of a fake rescue agenda for themselves and their family. Save your strength cos come ..15 he is out.

Kachisbarbie:
Nawa o
Fear catch me, I was expecting to see
#Ibinabo Feberesima#

___ Genevieve/Omotola/Jim-iyke/Desmond-Elliot also killed music

Finally, e no funny me o@OP
Maybe my problem pass this joke or it's not a joke.

do you care to share

[quote author=blemon44 post=28450672]This is a Forum for learning and sharing ideas and not for some stupid topic[
Bros abeg check d section u are in. Its d joke section bro.

Is that a picture of a general in the nigerian army Looks smart though.

This is one big crab on FP, there is no sense of humour therein

starlingbawa:
@OP: I like your sense of humour! How funny

Thanks.

harmattan striken joke. smh!

This thread just killed my sense of humour.