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Quote From Head Of State By Chris Rock Nd Bennie Mac by Abdgafarplenty(m): 6:08pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Its one of ma best comedy movie here's some few funny quote from Chris rock (Mays Gilliam) I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you're gettin' shot. 2. No, you can't use food stamps to buy tires. 3. I asked my niece the other day what 4 plus 4 was You show up to get your pension, they give you a pen. They give you a damn pen! Now, what the hell am I supposed to do with a pen? I should just stab you in the neck with this pen, Mister Pension- Taker! 4. You show me a grown man that's never said shit and I'll show you somebody that's full of shit! 5. There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonwna whup your ass. 6. If we had laws on the Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime. 7. I think we should let the people decide; The people can't decide! The people are too busy gettin shot in the ass! 6. [in his closing speech at the presidential debate] America is the richest, most powerful country on earth. If America was a woman, she would be a big-tittied woman. Everybody loves a big-tittied woman! 8. Who the hell are you to call this place a rat-trap? This is my neighborhood. This is where I'm from. I got my first bike stolen right there.My daddy got his bike stolen right there. When I have a son, I hope he's fortunate enough to get stuck up, right there! 9.Miss Pearl, I love you. I've known you a long time. You've seen a lot of things in your life. You've seen churches burned to the ground. You've seen dogs sicced on children. You've seen Malcolm X killed. You've seen JFK killed. They shut up Muhammad Ali. They shut up Richard Prior. They gave Magic Johnson. They even turned Michael Jackson white! Now, do you really think these people give a damn about you? |
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