FUNNY TIME!
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the coffin, the family
put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with
tradition.
A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled
and said, "According to our
tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need
all the food items they can get".
The Igbo man dropped N100,000 inside and said,
"When the food finish, buy
more".
The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add
this incase it's not enough."
The Hausa man smiled and brought out his cheque
book and wrote a cheque of
N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the
N150,000 notes as change, then said "Dan uwa,
withdraw it when you reach dia kaji?.. It is going
to be a dangerous journey we don't know how
many robbers are out there and after all we are in
a cashless economy. Travel well oh!
Pwahahahaha...!