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Be Wise, Don't Be Foul by RealYaks: 11:29am On Dec 08, 2014 |
FUNNY TIME! An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get". The Igbo man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more". The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this incase it's not enough." The Hausa man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Dan uwa, withdraw it when you reach dia kaji?.. It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and after all we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oh! Pwahahahaha...! |
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