a man works into a church and meets the secretary and
said i would like to join this Damn church.I beg your
pardon replied the astonised secretary,sir wat did u
say? Man replied i wanna join this damn church.am very
sorry but that language is not tolerated replied the
sec.She informs the head pastor who agreedshe wasn't
suppose to listen to foul language.The pastor wanted
to see the man himself to find out wat the problem
was.
They Both went to the man.Man says;theres no damn
problem i just won $200 million bucks in a damn
lottery and i want to join this damn church to get rid
of some of this cash.Pastor Replied i see;and this
DAMN BITCH is givin you a hard time ?

Da remix.

Da Original.

A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service representative and says, "hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore."

"Please", say the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language."

"Sir, I don't have to take this abuse"she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin'manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?"

The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?"

The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it."

The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars."

The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says, "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"

i like them. their both very funny

praise the lord somebody!

ALLELUIA
*_finally*

@clem&tessy
if u're pondering wat i'm pondering , then
*signs heavily*
H A L L E L U J A H!!

infact Migines we are thinking in the same line
*_{but come to think of it oh, is it not strange}?*

YOu guys shld not start any church here cos i dont have any offering with me

No!
. . . It is VERY strange.

, that i have no money

@ituen
sory, i think we replied almost at d same tym. My post is 4 tessy.

@ Ituen
No Dear
just read the replies carefully then u will
understand what we are talking about

@TEss

i now understand baby, i hope that the conversion of naijagurly is real. _{somebody must given her Nitrogen 4 oxide or Laughing Gas}

@Ituen
Na u sef talk am oh
I did not call any name
so don't quote me
*_{packing my bags to leave before the unexpected occurs}*

Goes to a corner and plants a time bomb to xplode after two posts.

the bomb explodes ryte into freezy"s bla bla bla

Freezy has bullet proof covering his bla bla bla

Freezy's bullet proof is Clemcy's blabla
*_{Clemcy pushes him out and the bomb scatters his blabla into pieces}*

HEY TESSY!

Pushes what out of where

@Ioday
exactly what u are pondering

CASTRATION?

tessy, whats up. E be like say u too like man bla bla bla thingy

just an after thought, you don finally know the man wey give u belle?

D@ts a mistery dat is yet to be solved.

mystery

The last time i checked, she was still counting and she needed yr fingers and toes

Did u give her? abi na u donate the <u know>

am waiting for the DNA results
so all NLders be ready for the breaking news.
*_{becoz man wey na im father that ma pikin go pay ohhhhhhh}*
and meanwhile the baby is doing fine

.them c0ver ur m0uth ?

@ tessy, hope you will let us know the real father of your baby when the DNA result is out, so that showbobo will be free. He has been on dry fasting for the past 40 days, hoping and praying that it wasn't his own donation that did the job

Meanwhile, how u de?

ugonna0071:

@ tessy, hope you will let us know the real father of your baby when the DNA result is out, so that showbobo will be free. He has been on dry fasting for the past 40 days, hoping and praying that it wasn't his own donation that did the job

Meanwhile, how u de?

Out of a 10 million applicants (Spe**m) searching for a job (ov**m), i came out on top.

@Tess

Baby, i take all responsibility for the rubbish inflicted on u by all these hypocrites. I come out to say i take responsibility for getting u 9 mnths industrial attachment in the hospital. Hope wats coming out are quadruplets else i'll desert u

Quadruplets ko, quadruplets ni.
Where were you when tessy said it was seun that did the job, abi because she don change mouth *How sure are we sef that your (u know) can perform*

Anyway no wahala, make una continue to de do the do. I wish You and Tessy 12 Dozens of Quadruplets, no worry, God will supply all your needs according to His Riches in Glory.