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Igbo Man by Nobody: 9:41am On Dec 12, 2014
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a
wrong phone number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to stop the person
from withdrawing the money and he came up with
this: He sent a message to the person's phone
saying. "Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believed u have received the money I sent to
u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight
12am. That money is only for your transport. I'll
send you more for your shopping. There are riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks after the
initiation, a family member very close to your heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance and another
2 weeks later the next person close to your heart
again will die too, these deaths will unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of
the world, change into all kinds of animal to deliver
your various assignments. Remember to come with
a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that you must not
come a minute late nor a minute earlier because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in
case you are not ready to join, please send back
the money otherwise you will die in the next
24hrs". 5 minutes late he got a mobile alert that
his account has been credited with 2 million Naira.
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