RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS :
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1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will
be determined by the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball
even behind the
goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were
given a match
ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from
the tree
when it got stuck,under the car or tunnel to play in the
next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a
penalty.
12. the most skillful player get automatic selection.
13. You only get substituted when called at home..
14. 3 corners makes a penalty

Can't stop laughing.