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12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Rikidony(m): 2:49pm On Jul 19, 2014
JUST FOR FUN:
12 FUNNY RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS:
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses and argues a
lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be
determined by the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even
behind the goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a
match ban
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the
tree when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the
next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed = game over!
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a
penalty.
12. the most skillful player get automatic selection.
True or false? Add your own funny rules or conditions.

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Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by jericco1(m): 3:07pm On Jul 19, 2014
Lol and It's quite funny when a striker replaces a goalkeeper when there's a spot-kick!
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by radiorebel(m): 3:43pm On Jul 19, 2014
# when 3 corners are kicked at dsame time it automatically turns to PENALTY
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jul 19, 2014
Hi 1
wo is hi 2?
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by danchuzzy(m): 5:13pm On Jul 19, 2014
lollll... 2, 7, 10 & 12 are so so true....
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by NIGHTFOX: 8:31pm On Jul 19, 2014
Lol... So so true

* the huge guys,the bullies and the rough players are always the defenders

* u wld sure get to play wen u are in good terms wif the owner of the ball

* any body way break ball mst pay

* wen a penalty is awarded in a small post (monkey post) to get the penalty spot, der is a way itz bin calculated in steps from the goal post (one step 4 goalie second step 4 back man, den u count frm 1 too 12)
Re: 12 Funny Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by PAGAN9JA(m): 9:51pm On Jul 19, 2014
True.

Also, the fat goalie and the weakest player on the team (who is usually made defender), sometimes take turns to switch posts in between match.

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