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Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Titilayodeji13(m): 7:10pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Pope Francis shocked the Catholic world today announcing that he plans on stepping down from his position. Papal Resignation is extremely rare, and this will only be the 7th time in the history of the church. Pope Francis made his announcement from his balcony in Vatican City to thousand of shocked spectators. “I have come to the conclusion there is no God,” said Pope Francis, a man who has become known for his unorthodox views on the Catholic church. “I have dedicated my life to the church. Clearly, so many wasted years of unanswered prayers. I can no longer in good faith head the church anymore, as whatever spirit that had filled my heart is gone.” A shocked crowd of onlookers became extremely quiet as the Pontiff continued, many of whom openly wept. “I will stay on long enough for another Pope to be chosen, of course. I know many of you will be upset, but please be happy for me and my new life. I plan on spending my remaining years traveling, maybe finding a good woman and settling down. Hell, maybe even a good man. Who knows? It’s a new day, and I solemnly believe that everyone should choose to live their life the way they want. I wish you all the best and don’t let my decision stop you from believing in an imaginary God, if that’s what you want to do.” ”Pope Francis’ decision comes as no surprise to Vatican insiders, his hard-line stance on altar boy molestation, his generosity to the poor, and his blessing of gay marriage have made unpopular among priests of the church,” says Vatican reporter Francesco Rinaldi. “Some say the Pope was being blackmailed to step down by Church officials. Whatever the reason, most look forward to his departure so the Church can get back to business as usual – hating gays and bashing sinners.” www.empirenews.net/pope-francis-stepping-down-says-there-is-no-god/ www.thedailybanter.com/2014/10/pope-francis-basically-just-admitted-may-not-god/ |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by alienvirus: 7:12pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Tell me it's a joke |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Visocrate(m): 7:18pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Signs of end times |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Priceless24(f): 7:19pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Stale fake gist |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Titilayodeji13(m): 7:21pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Priceless24: U can search online for other sources. |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by jom28gy(m): 7:25pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
You shouldn't be surprised,catholic church from the top to down,don't know God. |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Priceless24(f): 7:26pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Titilayodeji13: I did that's how I know it's stale |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by waleadex(m): 7:26pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
I still can't believe this for now... |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by sam4(m): 7:37pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Everything is possible. I know my redeemer lives. |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by jnrbayano(m): 7:43pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
”The gates of hades/hell shall not prevail against it.” <<<Jesus>>> |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Stephxoblessed(f): 7:45pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
idntbelieveit |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Nobody: 7:48pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
*In Diane Von Furtesberg voice* Oh really? If true,d end is nearer than envisaged... |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by pweedyuz(f): 7:54pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
now,why do I find this hard to believe ?? |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Mobi47(m): 8:04pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Its a BIG LIE. Fake news from the pit of hell. 1 Like |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by johnydon22(m): 8:23pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
lmao... christians so fast to judge fellow christians and critisize them at the slightest chance... see them already bashing catholic for an obviously fake news... someone says the resignation of pope have happened 7times in history of the catholic church and you guys believe him.. it only happened twice... i expected christians to help and defend one of their own but no they all want a chance to bash and critisize... mtcheeeeew confused motherfuckers... 2 Likes |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by ekochris(m): 9:58pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
This is an unprofessional LIE!!! |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Weah96: 10:07pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
The pope will NEVER say something like this. He's a businessman and God is the product. No product, no business. 1 Like |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Nobody: 10:13pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Hey sorry it is a pity that it took him this long before he understood oma se o anyway, find wivies for him let him enjoy the rest of his days give him plenty wholes, let him remove that gawns that he wears always give him italian suites bugati cars/limosine.., take him to party to dance buga,asonto,skelewu, play alhajia agba fom him dauda epo akara, ayinla omowura (baba gani),musiliu iyanda, obey comander, suny ade,obesere,osupa, play him micheal jackson, eminem, boy 2men, playing the dragon,maria carey,alishaki, destining child, 2pac,notorious...with plenty wines & beers, dry gins of all kinds. let the party be organised in the vatican, special guess of honour;obama, cameron,bush, gate,jona,markel,abudaib,dangote & their likes, dont invite putin that guy is stobon guy he can cos trouble in the party. after this pope pls no pope again.'pope no more' give him money that he will spend till rest of his life & turn vatican to motel/hotel abeg pope no more NO GOD. congrat last pope |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Nobody: 10:28pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
Titilayodeji13: |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Maamin(m): 10:42pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
End time rumour |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by trinity85: 7:12am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Belief this story at ur own risk |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Nobody: 7:24am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Stephxoblessed:U r sure |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Nobody: 7:25am On Dec 14, 2014 |
The Antichrist rise |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Nobody: 7:27am On Dec 14, 2014 |
pweedyuz:Dear, what if its true? U gotta pray for the man dats d best u can offer |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by italo: 9:37am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Protestants lying against the Pope since the 16th century...starting with Martin Luther. And we know Satan is the father of |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Stephxoblessed(f): 10:33am On Dec 14, 2014 |
starlingleanets:sure |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Luisema4luv(m): 12:56pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
jom28gy: You shouldn't be surprised,catholic church from the top to down,don't know God. I am ashamed u made dat remark about catholic church,check d lineage of ur church nd c if it is nt 4rm catholic, also if its motive 4 existence was nt money driven.get ur facts right b4 u get mislead 2 sin against God nd man. U re welcum in advance |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by Luisema4luv(m): 12:59pm On Dec 20, 2014 |
jom28gy:I am ashamed u made dat remark about catholic church,check d lineage of ur church nd c if it is nt 4rm catholic, also if its motive 4 existence was nt money driven.get ur facts right b4 u get mislead 2 sin against God nd man. U re welcum in advance |
Re: Pope Francis Stepping Down, Says ‘there Is No God’ by jom28gy(m): 4:11pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
By his own estimations |
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