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The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by harthonder(m): 1:14pm On Dec 14, 2014
TEACHER: Who is an Hausa Fulani? STUDENT: Anyone who comes from the
North or a Southerner who works for
APC. Examples include Domkat Bali,
Yakubu Gowon, Tunde Idiagbon, Sunday
Awoniyi, Theophilus Danjuma.....or from
the South like, Bola Tinubu, Fashola, Ajimobi, Ngige, Okorocha, Amaechi,
Oshiomole and co. TEACHER: Who taught you this
nonsense? STUDENT: People that are more learned
than you, Sir. You are a 'graduate' of
Teachers Training College, I am talking of
B.Sc, M.Sc, PhD, etc holders, that is how
they define it. For further details, call Dr.
Abati. TEACHER: They are teaching you
nonsense. Okay, what is the difference
between a Christian and a Muslim? STUDENT: Very simple. A Christian is a
member of the PDP e.g, Asari Dokubo,
Shekarau, Bamanga Tukur, Musiliu
Obanikoro, amongst others. A muslim is
a man or woman who is a card carrying
member of the APC, e.g Rotimi Amaechi, Rochas Okorocha, Sam Nda-Isaiah,
Akeredolu, George Akume and others. TEACHER: What??!!!So who is Boko
Haram? STUDENT: Very simple. Tinubu, Buhari,
Atiku, Ngige, Kwakwanso etc. TEACHER: You must be very stupid! STUDENT: No sir, they must be very
stupid! TEACHER: Who are the 'they'? STUDENT: Those that are teaching me
'those things'. TEACHER: No they are not just very
stupid, they are saTANic! Never listen to
them again! From DANBUZU Multi-Purpose Medium

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Re: The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:20pm On Dec 14, 2014
harthonder:
TEACHER: Who is an Hausa Fulani? STUDENT: Anyone who comes from the
North or a Southerner who works for
APC. Examples include Domkat Bali,
Yakubu Gowon, Tunde Idiagbon, Sunday
Awoniyi, Theophilus Danjuma.....or from
the South like, Bola Tinubu, Fashola, Ajimobi, Ngige, Okorocha, Amaechi,
Oshiomole and co. TEACHER: Who taught you this
nonsense? STUDENT: People that are more learned
than you, Sir. You are a 'graduate' of
Teachers Training College, I am talking of
B.Sc, M.Sc, PhD, etc holders, that is how
they define it. For further details, call Dr.
Abati. TEACHER: They are teaching you
nonsense. Okay, what is the difference
between a Christian and a Muslim? STUDENT: Very simple. A Christian is a
member of the PDP e.g, Asari Dokubo,
Shekarau, Bamanga Tukur, Musiliu
Obanikoro, amongst others. A muslim is
a man or woman who is a card carrying
member of the APC, e.g Rotimi Amaechi, Rochas Okorocha, Sam Nda-Isaiah,
Akeredolu, George Akume and others. TEACHER: What??!!!So who is Boko
Haram? STUDENT: Very simple. Tinubu, Buhari,
Atiku, Ngige, Kwakwanso etc. TEACHER: You must be very stupid! STUDENT: No sir, they must be very
stupid! TEACHER: Who are the 'they'? STUDENT: Those that are teaching me
'those things'. TEACHER: No they are not just very
stupid, they are saTANic! Never listen to
them again! From DANBUZU Multi-Purpose Medium
I pity you and your joke
Re: The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by SirHouloo(m): 1:33pm On Dec 14, 2014
Misconception still remains one of naija's biggest issues.

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Re: The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by ucheokpara100(m): 1:50pm On Dec 14, 2014
op u nail am. Nigerians are bunch of brainwashed, we cant even differenciate d truth 4rm lie and deceit any more. CHAI!

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Re: The Problem Attach With Apc Member In Nigeria by studded(m): 1:56pm On Dec 14, 2014
harthonder:
TEACHER: Who is an Hausa Fulani? STUDENT: Anyone who comes from the
North or a Southerner who works for
APC. Examples include Domkat Bali,
Yakubu Gowon, Tunde Idiagbon, Sunday
Awoniyi, Theophilus Danjuma.....or from
the South like, Bola Tinubu, Fashola, Ajimobi, Ngige, Okorocha, Amaechi,
Oshiomole and co. TEACHER: Who taught you this
nonsense? STUDENT: People that are more learned
than you, Sir. You are a 'graduate' of
Teachers Training College, I am talking of
B.Sc, M.Sc, PhD, etc holders, that is how
they define it. For further details, call Dr.
Abati. TEACHER: They are teaching you
nonsense. Okay, what is the difference
between a Christian and a Muslim? STUDENT: Very simple. A Christian is a
member of the PDP e.g, Asari Dokubo,
Shekarau, Bamanga Tukur, Musiliu
Obanikoro, amongst others. A muslim is
a man or woman who is a card carrying
member of the APC, e.g Rotimi Amaechi, Rochas Okorocha, Sam Nda-Isaiah,
Akeredolu, George Akume and others. TEACHER: What??!!!So who is Boko
Haram? STUDENT: Very simple. Tinubu, Buhari,
Atiku, Ngige, Kwakwanso etc. TEACHER: You must be very stupid! STUDENT: No sir, they must be very
stupid! TEACHER: Who are the 'they'? STUDENT: Those that are teaching me
'those things'. TEACHER: No they are not just very
stupid, they are saTANic! Never listen to
them again! From DANBUZU Multi-Purpose Medium

Lol...nice humor. e don tey wey I laff like this for here.... cheesy grin cheesy

Abeg, help me ask the "student" who a Nigerian Politician be? grin grin grin

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