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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by understatement: 6:08pm On Dec 17, 2014
Lol

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by hfinest1(m): 6:09pm On Dec 17, 2014
dey used 2 call me baby cereal, cos i was very small in size, stature, and had baby face
we called one guy parle, he behaves like an old man and he had already started growing beard wen some of us hadn't
one girl was pose, call of how she always stand akimbo as if she's posing for a picture
brother lizzy was another nickname, weird enh? d guy was always nodding head like lizard
then we had ojugo, use glasses, we broke that guy's glasses on football pitch and i broke the next one he bought, the day we had a fight
remembering dose days.... u need to see how am smiling
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by lertee(f): 6:10pm On Dec 17, 2014
Some of my seniors were call these nanes then:
Allow me,i no wan know
Blackstone
NAS commander
Father
Spencer
Thuglife
WuTang


Hmmm,command life no be here sha,the most interesting period of my life grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by geophreez: 6:10pm On Dec 17, 2014
My time we had
Spinner jar
Iroko
Ponpoki

Above
2 pac
Ezege
Scientists
Sparrow jar
Arupuo
Le Chetile
Et al
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by crackhouse(m): 6:11pm On Dec 17, 2014
Agent8706:
A classmate back then we call HOLY D, that's HOLY DEVIL. I tell you even the devil is holier than this dude..
which school be dat?
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Olive64(m): 6:13pm On Dec 17, 2014
I was actually called 'Foodarius', the Nigerian god of Food. cheesy
I guess you already know why. wink
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 6:15pm On Dec 17, 2014
I don't like remembering my own o
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 6:16pm On Dec 17, 2014
WW..grin Wash and Wear!
Biggy grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by eleko1: 6:16pm On Dec 17, 2014
We have Okoro Ilesha(the dude nah Igbo boy then)Sule gaari Kulikuli(the dude buy garri,milk,kulikuli @ Ojuwoye Market com sell am for skool) #EKOBAS 90#
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by freecocoa(f): 6:17pm On Dec 17, 2014
I was called 4 eyes

Harry potter.

Sparkle by my female friends

My teachers called me Prof back then when person brain still dey hot.

Now some people still call me Harry potter and some others ASA.

In my school, we had names like

Newton
Suspect
Arusi
Langa Langa
Nyash(his name is Ikeolisa)
Tallest
Pharaoh
Mummy(he called all the girls that and peeps decided to nickname him that) chei! My guys back then, I wonder where most of them are now, good old days.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by dguizman(m): 6:18pm On Dec 17, 2014
Elantracey:
I don't like remembering my own o
pls tell us
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mifavour(f): 6:18pm On Dec 17, 2014
Tinubu:
'Abass'

For 'bast*rd'

That's the nickname I was given in secondary school, the day I followed a girl into the school toilet, and came out grinning from ear to ear, dangling a condom full of my disgusting seed embarassed


Age has really calmed me down sha


ah... thief.nubu!!!
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Mcweber(m): 6:18pm On Dec 17, 2014
Augustine cos I get ogor that time no be small.......but tank God flesh don dey cover am now but some of my mates then won't stop calling me that even till now. when Pple now hear me speaking Yoruba, they will be like "I tut u are an igbo guy"
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 6:19pm On Dec 17, 2014
Back then, there was no single soul in my class that didn't had a nick name...
There was a guy who specialized in doing that. One guy been break the specialist in nicknaming eyes grin He named person Aji grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MrTeymee(m): 6:19pm On Dec 17, 2014
Elantracey:
I don't like remembering my own o
Bet why? I'm listening jor
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by emperorizzy(m): 6:20pm On Dec 17, 2014
Had a classmate then, we called him belletti cos he had a big tummy, res-Q, Esh hood with a lot of funny nicknames under their influence, kudz family, outlaws for the malo guys , the banks, agama squad, ekwo snoop aka lady killer, etc, so many funny names that I won't wanna mention ere
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Mcweber(m): 6:21pm On Dec 17, 2014
freecocoa:
I was called 4 eyes

Harry potter.

Sparkle by my female friends

My teachers called me Prof back then when person brain still dey hot.

Now some people still call me Harry potter and some others ASA.
person brain don cold now?
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mayorjosh(m): 6:21pm On Dec 17, 2014
Obinoscopy:
There's a guy we used to call Agama back then.

We call him that because of the way he nods his head like an Agama Lizard grin
na seyi
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Agent8706(m): 6:22pm On Dec 17, 2014
crackhouse:
which school be dat?
Proudly FGCU
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by jasper7(m): 6:22pm On Dec 17, 2014
DickDastardly:
Never 4get the days of Hutu Mgbendu Waza Baanga a.k.a Mobutu Sese seko cool

"Da horn-eared Marineiro was here" can still be seen written all over the whole school wallsgrin
Vandalism no good o. I sure say your principal for don swear for you! grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by freecocoa(f): 6:23pm On Dec 17, 2014
Mcweber:
person brain don cold now?
Some kind things dey drag space with with where books been store, life as a teenager make sense then for me.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ichidodo: 6:24pm On Dec 17, 2014
EJO (Yoruba for snake)...from my initials emblazoned on every thing i ever owned on my sojourn through boarding....the name then evolved into Python,i guess, everyone in the hostel quadrangles where we bath in the open couldn't disagree any less given the burgeoning size of my ding-dong at puberty...
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by chrisnap(m): 6:24pm On Dec 17, 2014
my frnds called me Napoleon de great cuz i was always answerin questions nd always defendin dem, and also bcuz almost all de girls luved me,,,,meehnn, it was nt a smal experience
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by marksooyinmiebi(m): 6:24pm On Dec 17, 2014
InTheBush
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by eme1n(m): 6:25pm On Dec 17, 2014
I was called Ethiopia or Ghana breados.
My guys were called:
Natty j, time Lord, mallo, TRAP: timpoko robberto auvuelair poker (thief), sambleke, ogede oloko we r d world challa, ma bully, otex, otegbalor, spiko baba etc.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Mcweber(m): 6:28pm On Dec 17, 2014
freecocoa:
Some kind things dey drag space with with where books been store, life as a teenager make sense then for me.
Lolz, person gats to make money now
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by dguizman(m): 6:28pm On Dec 17, 2014
Acmc ifako days,all d student in my class have a nick name. We male student have a group called the vagabon.LOL list of names then are Baba 70,Giwa olokada,Hammer head,Igbin (snail),olongbo,devilish man,udepo(d guy too dey form)nd my bestie then. ZIDANE(na barred hair make us give her d name sha.

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by killercute16(m): 6:28pm On Dec 17, 2014
lertee:
Some of my seniors were call these nanes then:
Allow me,i no wan know
Blackstone
NAS commander
Father
Spencer
Thuglife
WuTang


Hmmm,command life no be here sha,the most interesting period of my life grin
IPAJA?
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Lekcy001(m): 6:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
funny tread................i can remeba view of dose name shaa @ FCHS OSOGBO. iku malaria, okufunfun, obuzor, etiyeri, ara, jinbaku, agamaga, ochigazor, agbe, igo lojumi, ewu. etc
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by kccarew(f): 6:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
Funny names every had...well went to a day school, but was called the name of a guy that was crushing on me utete, but the anoying one was my surname, my surname is carew, but some called me;
Carry-go
Carry-you
Cano
Caro, etc I tire no be small
Some till now still call me Keru
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 6:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
there's 1 we call kodo then, because of the shape of his head.
And onyempa, he's shirt was too big, and his trousers was pencil. it made him look like an old man.

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