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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by nebukadnezzari(m): 9:52pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
My nick names were NERO - As in franco nero, franco was my real name FISH - i dey drink water die and i did charm girls by looking at dem SLEEPERS - frm my uni days i slept during boring lectures n slept once while waiting to write an exam. NERO FOR NARCOTICS - Loved drugs, wanted to be a kingpin UNCLE BOOKEE - Name d ladies call me My guys were called. Atinga wome - dis guy thin die e no get nyash MOPPIE - funny short dude TICKY LANISTER - crazy ass dude ADULT COCKROACH HENRY AKUTA- a true hustler and con man dis dude ANACO - D guy thun lyk snake. BADASS/BADNYASH - Virgin wey like to dey talk about Bleep WARRI RAT - brainy dude...d guy too social sef STICK MEAT- the guy thin shege GBOZO GBOZO NWOGIS DADDY FELA SCORO P.C OTUNBA AKTUR GEE JOE SPICEY - most slippery con man in FUTO, D guy na former pastor sef NONO- SHE get big nyash (village gal) PAPA UWA BROWN BEANS WHAT DO YOU MEAN KEZMIESTRE UZI USU - D GUY RESEMBLE BAT MUMMY- d guy dey do lyk homo I.G - d nigga black die Anyakora - that waa her surname but she still get big eyes + glasses ALANTA - tall model i dated 60 WATTS LIL SKIP - d guy sabi copy for africa SKINPY DIMPY LIMPY NIMPY IGBO - he resemble junkee LAMBO CHIEF - D guy dey do lyk onitsha trader D BARRISTER AMA D BOSS - D guy don marry born during nysc TERRORIST DAU K BEE Omo dem plenty sha both uni nysc n sec sch 1 Like |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Evathyst(f): 9:58pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Tonylyte:Bro! I return d sighting! No vex 4 me jare, na hustle na him make man scarce. How av u been Sir? |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by hawksford: 10:04pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Fgc ik nick names pen-chicken Yanshee (a male ooo) Health 4 (football size 4 (a female)) Sebe Pangi-lomu Kuli Iso-nige (fart get muscle ) Smeagle Feyin musu -fete gbobe (use teeth hold yam - use lips to collect soup ) Igo master Fufu-ilorin Flyhien(real name is fiyin ) Uk Beske-rinu Scaler (postponer) Alufa-cartoon Apari toh geh gallas (bald head who dey cut gallas hairstyle ) Mallam Bayo(ur) window (by your window ) Canoe-jeep Chimbi (simbiatu) Barkoe -eleran Agbo (twins, a girl and boy) Dpo Choiii, na so I don forget all these names sha Miss those guys like die, |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Tonylyte(m): 10:04pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Evathyst:I dey on low keys my sister, ever since our super eagles put us in the state of mourning. U need hustling my dear...but make e no 2much, you be woman, your oga go do the rest. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MNDY(m): 10:04pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
babyfun: Or "Head Boy" but the original Head Boy of the school is another person entirely! |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mickmillz(m): 10:05pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
There's dis guy bak den in school,we all called him [b]Dangote cos he's so long(tal)...some called him [b]Loco cos he luks much d late like Sam Loco! |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MNDY(m): 10:05pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
babyfun: Or also called "Head Boy" However, the original Head Boy of the school is another person entirely! |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mickmillz(m): 10:06pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
There's dis guy bak den in school,we all called him Dangote cos he's so long(tal)...some called him Loco cos he luks much d late like Sam Loco! |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mickmillz(m): 10:07pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
There's dis guy bak den in school,we all called him Dangote cos he's so long(tal)...some called him Loco cos he luks much like d late Sam Loco! |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by kagari: 10:14pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Primary schol; weyi(my rabbit teeth) street: hecandock(my round head like basketball secondary: ORO university: kajo |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by tociano009(m): 10:19pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Agbalumo Agbako Opolo eye |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by rotgaktims(m): 10:20pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
my frnd his NĀ“name was SMALL PIN CHARGER OR SOLAR ENERGY.....becus of d way em dy bang dos sec. skul gals. dy brought d guy frm d north n d guy bad scarra. mine was GAMEBOY, becus of football i luv in skul |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Sunnybabe(m): 10:33pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
I remember dat precious monday morning, one of my classmate just suddenly shout. let each of give him/herself nickname. i will name my self ORI OKA (snake head). imagine dat early monday morning. school life shaa. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by teeghurl(f): 10:34pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
professor paripasu |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by fareedah86: 10:34pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Obinoscopy:What secondary school did u attend? |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MhisIjay(f): 10:42pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
I was called *iru samba*, cos of my square shaped face |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MrRhymes101(m): 10:45pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
tclever:gbam!! U go school |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Ezedon(m): 10:46pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Obinoscopy:bros plz which school |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Evathyst(f): 10:47pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Tonylyte:He he he he he I laff in swahili language. Oga 4 where? @ d top or below? Men wey full town na na osho free dem. Anyways, hoping on God to do something better in my life! |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Thegents6: 10:48pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
[color=#000099][/color] they look me finish come call me many nicknames like gidingodo akwarandu tata atinga obele nsi nino gadaffi of lybia okporoko catfish ogwu azu..... etc lol |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by nutislim(m): 10:56pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
i was called identity after treatin d topic culture n identity in jss1. but e get 1 black guy 4 my skul den dat was called albano according 2 guys dats d opposite of albino. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by gbodimowo(m): 11:08pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Nmeri17: What are the names |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by gbodimowo(m): 11:14pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Some names are so funny I can't put mine here major gboun |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by elopee3000(m): 11:16pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
[quote author=Rich4god post=28968346]Was called Peter Crouch... Cos of my height... Though I wasnt the tallest in my set... The tallest then was called Longinus. ..[/quote u be igbo guy longi |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Tex42(m): 11:18pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
A classmate of mine then was nick named Bamuda Triangle cos he had a very(massive) big mouth. dude kept fighting us just for us to stop calling him that,but we never did,got worst instead. Dude couldn't take the pressure any more,so he left the school for another. lol! Chinos suffer sha!!! |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Temmytea70(m): 11:30pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by NellyDiva1(f): 11:40pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Mine was madam volvo bc I was fat and had a very commandin voice ,later it changed to as in bc wenever am talkin I must say as in |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Presley243(m): 11:43pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Wizzy... I normally disquised in wizkid appearance... |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by detunj: 12:00am On Dec 18, 2014 |
My pals then called me 9ja-nigga Cause I schooled in france |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by PrinxPeera(m): 12:01am On Dec 18, 2014 |
I was nicknamed 'ororo' because say i yellow. I fight tire but dem no stop, d tin pain me die. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by RaeMystix: 12:24am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Rebe cockroach at school Rebe kumo Rebe taintai C.I.D( detective).....My siblings... I can find anything one hides at home. Broiler...My siblings Agric fowl....My siblings.)....Now they call me mommy. /mama/ owner of the house/ I run that joint. SMH! I can't forget I had a guy friend...whose name was TItus...We always called him Titus Fish....I miss the ole days. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by timota(m): 12:27am On Dec 18, 2014 |
hardbody:filibuster and casablanca sound like two senior in my technical school in the 90s |
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