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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by nebukadnezzari(m): 9:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
My nick names were
NERO - As in franco nero, franco was my real name
FISH - i dey drink water die and i did charm girls by looking at dem
SLEEPERS - frm my uni days i slept during boring lectures n slept once while waiting to write an exam.
NERO FOR NARCOTICS - Loved drugs, wanted to be a kingpin
UNCLE BOOKEE - Name d ladies call me

My guys were called.
Atinga wome - dis guy thin die e no get nyash
MOPPIE - funny short dude
TICKY LANISTER - crazy ass dude
ADULT COCKROACH
HENRY AKUTA- a true hustler and con man dis dude
ANACO - D guy thun lyk snake.
BADASS/BADNYASH - Virgin wey like to dey talk about Bleep
WARRI RAT - brainy dude...d guy too social sef
STICK MEAT- the guy thin shege
GBOZO GBOZO
NWOGIS DADDY
FELA
SCORO
P.C
OTUNBA
AKTUR GEE
JOE SPICEY - most slippery con man in FUTO, D guy na former pastor sef
NONO- SHE get big nyash (village gal)
PAPA UWA
BROWN BEANS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
KEZMIESTRE
UZI
USU - D GUY RESEMBLE BAT
MUMMY- d guy dey do lyk homo
I.G - d nigga black die
Anyakora - that waa her surname but she still get big eyes + glasses
ALANTA - tall model i dated
60 WATTS
LIL SKIP - d guy sabi copy for africa
SKINPY DIMPY LIMPY NIMPY
IGBO - he resemble junkee
LAMBO
CHIEF - D guy dey do lyk onitsha trader
D BARRISTER
AMA D BOSS - D guy don marry born during nysc
TERRORIST
DAU K
BEE
Omo dem plenty sha both uni nysc n sec sch

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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Evathyst(f): 9:58pm On Dec 17, 2014
Tonylyte:

I sight you baibe. U scarce sha.
Bro! I return d sighting! No vex 4 me jare, na hustle na him make man scarce. How av u been Sir?
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by hawksford: 10:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
Fgc ik nick names


pen-chicken
Yanshee (a male ooo)
Health 4 (football size 4 (a female))
Sebe
Pangi-lomu
Kuli
Iso-nige (fart get muscle )
Smeagle
Feyin musu -fete gbobe (use teeth hold yam - use lips to collect soup )
Igo master
Fufu-ilorin
Flyhien(real name is fiyin )
Uk
Beske-rinu
Scaler (postponer)
Alufa-cartoon
Apari toh geh gallas (bald head who dey cut gallas hairstyle )
Mallam
Bayo(ur) window (by your window )
Canoe-jeep
Chimbi (simbiatu)
Barkoe -eleran
Agbo (twins, a girl and boy)
Dpo






Choiii, na so I don forget all these names sha

Miss those guys like die,
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Tonylyte(m): 10:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
Evathyst:
Bro! I return d sighting! No vex 4 me jare, na hustle na him make man scarce. How av u been Sir?
I dey on low keys my sister, ever since our super eagles put us in the state of mourning. U need hustling my dear...but make e no 2much, you be woman, your oga go do the rest.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MNDY(m): 10:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
babyfun:
Ori (head) .....for extra large heads

Or "Head Boy" but the original Head Boy of the school is another person entirely!
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mickmillz(m): 10:05pm On Dec 17, 2014
There's dis guy bak den in school,we all called him [b]Dangote cos he's so long(tal)...some called him [b]Loco cos he luks much d late like Sam Loco! grin grin grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MNDY(m): 10:05pm On Dec 17, 2014
babyfun:
Ori (head) .....for extra large heads

Or also called "Head Boy" However, the original Head Boy of the school is another person entirely!
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mickmillz(m): 10:06pm On Dec 17, 2014
There's dis guy bak den in school,we all called him Dangote cos he's so long(tal)...some called him Loco cos he luks much d late like Sam Loco! grin grin grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mickmillz(m): 10:07pm On Dec 17, 2014
There's dis guy bak den in school,we all called him Dangote cos he's so long(tal)...some called him Loco cos he luks much like d late Sam Loco! grin grin grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by kagari: 10:14pm On Dec 17, 2014
Primary schol; weyi(my rabbit teeth)
street: hecandock(my round head like basketball
secondary: ORO
university: kajo
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by tociano009(m): 10:19pm On Dec 17, 2014
Agbalumo
Agbako
Opolo eye
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by rotgaktims(m): 10:20pm On Dec 17, 2014
my frnd his NĀ“name was SMALL PIN CHARGER OR SOLAR ENERGY.....becus of d way em dy bang dos sec. skul gals. dy brought d guy frm d north n d guy bad scarra. mine was GAMEBOY, becus of football i luv in skul
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Sunnybabe(m): 10:33pm On Dec 17, 2014
I remember dat precious monday morning, one of my classmate just suddenly shout. let each of give him/herself nickname. i will name my self ORI OKA (snake head). imagine dat early monday morning. school life shaa.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by teeghurl(f): 10:34pm On Dec 17, 2014
professor paripasu grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by fareedah86: 10:34pm On Dec 17, 2014
Obinoscopy:
There's a guy we used to call Agama back then.

We call him that because of the way he nods his head like an Agama Lizard grin
What secondary school did u attend?
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MhisIjay(f): 10:42pm On Dec 17, 2014
I was called *iru samba*, cos of my square shaped face sad
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by MrRhymes101(m): 10:45pm On Dec 17, 2014
tclever:

Seperation of power grin
gbam!! U go school
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Ezedon(m): 10:46pm On Dec 17, 2014
Obinoscopy:
There's a guy we used to call Agama back then.

We call him that because of the way he nods his head like an Agama Lizard grin
bros plz which school
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Evathyst(f): 10:47pm On Dec 17, 2014
Tonylyte:

I dey on low keys my sister, ever since our super eagles put us in the state of mourning. U need hustling my dear...but make e no 2much, you be woman, your oga go do the rest.
He he he he he cheesy

I laff in swahili language. Oga 4 where? @ d top or below? Men wey full town na na osho free dem. Anyways, hoping on God to do something better in my life!
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Thegents6: 10:48pm On Dec 17, 2014
[color=#000099][/color] they look me finish come call me many nicknames like

gidingodo
akwarandu
tata
atinga
obele nsi
nino
gadaffi of lybia
okporoko
catfish
ogwu azu..... etc

lol
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by nutislim(m): 10:56pm On Dec 17, 2014
i was called identity after treatin d topic culture n identity in jss1. but e get 1 black guy 4 my skul den dat was called albano according 2 guys dats d opposite of albino.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by gbodimowo(m): 11:08pm On Dec 17, 2014
Nmeri17:
I had a nickname for everywhere I was as a kid; in school, street etc but there was this guy in my hood then, he had more nicknames than anyone I've ever met. he had so many nicknames even his mom had to take notice

What are the names
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by gbodimowo(m): 11:14pm On Dec 17, 2014
Some names are so funny I can't put mine here major gboun
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by elopee3000(m): 11:16pm On Dec 17, 2014
[quote author=Rich4god post=28968346]Was called Peter Crouch... Cos of my height... Though I wasnt the tallest in my set...
The tallest then was called Longinus. angry grin..[/quote u be igbo guy longi
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Tex42(m): 11:18pm On Dec 17, 2014
A classmate of mine then was nick named Bamuda Triangle cos he had a very(massive) big mouth.


dude kept fighting us just for us to stop calling him that,but we never did,got worst instead.


Dude couldn't take the pressure any more,so he left the school for another.


lol! Chinos suffer sha!!!
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Temmytea70(m): 11:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
moderator:
Ndumaah
Opanka
Abrakachemu
EkeGinger Seboto
Ishiebuka



We talking nicknames not incantations
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by NellyDiva1(f): 11:40pm On Dec 17, 2014
Mine was madam volvo bc I was fat and had a very commandin voice ,later it changed to as in bc wenever am talkin I must say as in
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Presley243(m): 11:43pm On Dec 17, 2014
Wizzy...
I normally disquised in wizkid appearance...
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by detunj: 12:00am On Dec 18, 2014
My pals then called me 9ja-nigga
Cause I schooled in france
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by PrinxPeera(m): 12:01am On Dec 18, 2014
I was nicknamed 'ororo' because say i yellow.

I fight tire but dem no stop, d tin pain me die.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by RaeMystix: 12:24am On Dec 18, 2014
Rebe cockroach at school
Rebe kumo
Rebe taintai
C.I.D( detective).....My siblings... I can find anything one hides at home.
Broiler...My siblings
Agric fowl....My siblings.)....Now they call me mommy. /mama/ owner of the house/ I run that joint. grin

SMH!

I can't forget I had a guy friend...whose name was TItus...We always called him Titus Fish....I miss the ole days.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by timota(m): 12:27am On Dec 18, 2014
hardbody:
Mine was apitus (variant of apitos) i was the youngest and smallest.

We had this guy that we nicknamed MEN. He was so huge and big that he used to punish his class mates. Disobey at ur own peril. He will beat and almost kill you. We had guys like Toughie (may his soul rest in peace), we had cassablanca, temptation, mayor, bisador,filibuster...that guy can speak rubbish big english, apartheid, etc

School was fun though
filibuster and casablanca sound like two senior in my technical school in the 90s

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